What does r9k think of this?
http://youtu.be/6QH8OEr2FbE
I don't care just came for the Ai pic
>>28010919
>tfw no remorseless father figure to teach you how to kill a man
>>28010919
Newer generations are getting weaker and weaker
>tfw food is the only things that makes me temporarily happy
>tfw getting fatter and going to end up eating myself to death
who /food/ here
>>28010890
I gave up emotional eating because I was tired of seeing what a fat pathetic fuck I was in the mirror.
Why not try smoking instead? That's the normie approved way of killing yourself faster.
>>28010949
ill try to start replacing food with cigs
either way ill probably end up kiIling myslef
>some people are lucky enough to not eat when they're sad or stressed
>meanwhile you eat like a fucking pig
>causing you to be even more sad and stressed
>repeat ad infinitum
I'm a 29 y.o KV that can bench press 140kg and squat 200kg.
Lifting doesn't help.
>>28010876
Should have just been yourself, familia.
>>28010876
You Iook retarded
nice chest OP
Honestly you robots would be free if you did so.
I'm getting there man, I don't think I'm going to make it through the summer desu.
>>28010902
how do you plan on doing it?
And why?
Honestly ive had thoughts of killing both my parents and myself but im not sure i could go through with it.
I don't want to hurt them.
I hate norms and it pisses me off that they get to keep on living and keep getting gfs while I'm dead with none.
Coworkers and random people from school would also *literally* use my death to shitpost on Facebook/Twitter about how I was a "good guy" and "you will be missed RIP" to gain pity likes/retweets. Yet while I'm alive right now they don't even care about my existence or have already rejected me for friendship.
God I hate normies. But yeah my hate keeps my going.
I literally can't get in the mood to fap anymore.
>>28010816
You're just forcing yourself. Wait until you feel horny. Might take some days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE
"When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lazy."
You have acended. Time to move on to better things.
Is retarded pepe the hot new /r9k/ meme?
He's my favorite desu
I fucking hate pepe
I only mildly-dislike retarded pepe
I thoroughly enjoy regular pepe
I fucking love retarded pepe
Who here cannot ride on public transportation ?
Why? I take the bus and cabs all the time. i don't even want a car.
Don't be so vain anon no ones gonna stare at YOU lol
My town is small enough to have no public transport but big enough you can't walk anywhere
>mfw no drivers license
Post yfw you frist discovered 4chan :3
This doesn't really work on this board because of the bullshit original posts thing
>>28010729
>when i first browsed /b/
>>28010729
>a post yfw thread
>on r9k
pretty bad recipe OP
ITT: Weird specific shit you can easily fap to
>Women wearing metal watches with smooth clasps underneath
>>28010720
black sleeveless turtlenecks
>Women who wear shirts that have buttons the same colour as the fabric.
>women with big noses
my weakness
I will never have the courage to kill myself, I'm just too much of a coward. However, I have noticed a rise in the alt-right and white nationalist crowd recently. Would it be a viable suicide strategy to go to a Stormfront or natsoc rally and chimp the fuck out? I'm not white so a lot of those people have guns and don't like me. Thoughts on this idea? Is it retarded?
>>28010718
>Alt right
>violent
Pick one. Social justice warriors are far more likely to murder you. Alt right might beat you up though.
>>28010748
Back to the drawing board.
Pretend to be Muslim and chimp out at a Christian gathering in Texas. Guaranteed quick death.
>tfw you will never be so attractive that women literally start masturbating right next to you on the train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbAvfHi-miM
That's just fucking gross
>>28010665
He ugly
Shit's staged
Is this some leftist European propaganda?
>tfw no daliri fracturing, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kuko biting, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving,...
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I love these threads senpai. I know that exact feel.
As translated by my Filipina gf
Originalio commentary
>>28011362
are you white by chance?
*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical climate change denier. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i dont belib in dat sciency shit. its all hoohaa. i belib in da bible instead. jesus tayk da weel. hurdurrdurrdoy
Climat chanj is justa gubment plot in order to opress us all. they tryin 2 tak the gud coal payin jerbs away so thy can instat comunism...
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>>28010623
wow it's like im back in 1996, pretty cool OC op
you forgot the football.
>>28010623
haha whites are so dumb :^) im glad the working class of other races are so intelligent and just overall better people :^) wait nvm, i dont see race
Do you remember who was the first girl to have a crush on you?
>pic related (2nd grade was when it happened) where did it all go wrong?
Oregano original bump
>>28010601
>tfw no girl has ever had a crush on me
What a feel it is to know no girl has ever found me attractive, or had any form of a desire to be with me. I doubt most people can say this.
it has never happened OP
>havent had sex in almost 2 hours
>>28010521
>Haven't sucked your dads dick in one minute
>tfw I haven't had sex in 227,760hours
>havent had sex in 28 years