>tfw you know your ancestors literally killed and raped neanderthals to extinction
Who here proud to be /terran/
I want subhuman types to breed continuously...
>>28015280
Explain why mahogany mang?
>>28015164
>tfw no neanderthal gf
>girls like "bad boys'
Then why are they constantly flocking to skinny jean wearing skater/punk faggots? It's not just teenager girls either. I always see bitches in their twenties flocking to those types. And the dudes are usually the biggest pussies you'll ever meet.
>trying to understand women
lmfao
>Le skinny jeans r Le ghey
Back to 2009, don't you have some Justin Bieber video to write something bad about him on?
>>28015135
Women like other women.
Fags like what you've shown are like women but are still men where it matters to them.
I want to stop hating people so much
How do I accomplish this?
Anger is a natural response to injustice
>>28015110
Lobotomy or find another way to make yourself mentally retarded. That's literally the only way to not hate all these pieces of shit that populate the world.
Start drinking, doing drugs, lying to others and yourself, contributing nothing to society, leyeing the party lifestyle take you away until you burn up into nothing.
Otherwise, there's no reason to stop hating.
I really want a naked chick to lay ontop of me, like in the same position as me, both of us face up, and then I stick my boner up between her legs.
My dick feels nice and warm when hard and I want to feel it gripped between her cool legs.
>>28015066
f-fampai that's certified grade L quality l-lewd!!
>>28015066
Just between the legs?
No penne?
My nigger.
These apes with no subtlety don't get simple men like you and I.
There's something innocent and safe about resting your hard dick between the soft pressure of a girls thighs from behind.
Though it's never been something i've felt.
I've had more than a couple odd wet dreams and hints dropped from the infinite generosity of my brain's ability to replicate alien situations and stimulations.
Its been a thought...
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>>28015066
>>28016075
Cyborg here. It's pretty damn nice. You can also add some thrusting and turn it into grinding or whatever it's called, rubbing against the outside of a slippery pussy is almost better than putting it in. She needs to be shaved for it to really work though, and my ex hardly ever shaved.
What would you do if we lived in communism and had total freedom? how would your life be different?
I would travel the world and along with hiking, camping, and climbing the highest point on every continent, I'd become a field biologist and trail guide.
>communism
>total freedom
Yeah, just like the East Germans had total freedom to head west, right?
Oh, wait.
>>28015056
What makes you think the state would allow you to do this?
>>28015070
Communism has never been tested under a non-totalitarian system, which is why everyone thinks it is absolute shit.
>>28015056
I would probably find myself an easy production job and spend the rest of my time being a Canadian shitposter.
>meet coolest girl of all time
>shes a lesbian
>>28015044
You should have realised that when hanging out with her wasn't so boring you felt like blowing your brains out.
>>28015044
>meet the coolest girl of all time
>she's a weeb
>>28015044
>meet the coolest girl of all time
>Watch anime and hentai together
>do commands and lewd things over text
>she's more interested in women than men
I'm sensing a theme here...
>tfw I touched a 2D girl in my dream last night
It was divine, robots. The kind of feeling that you will never feel in real life. The smoothness, her voice, eyes...it was so vivid and so real. When I woke up, I felt like I was kicked out of heaven. I wished to kill myself.
I wish I can sleep forever, this shitty world only has evil 3D roasties who whither like a fucking cactus.
Who else experience the divine touch of the 2D girls?
Is lucid dreaming possible to achieve that at will?
Bumpovski
dreaming is literally the best part of my day solely for that reason
>>28015042
Greentext story of the dream?
>"just shut the fuck up anon, nobody likes you"
>>28015040
I've had a girl shout this at me in front of 20 people. Not one fuck was given that day.
>10th grade
>having a ultra shitty year and day
>some bitch yells this
>I yell right back "why don't you go fuck yourself dumb fucking cunt"
>teachers face when
>one weeks suspension
Worth it.
>>28015432
Hahahaha hahahaha I laughed in real life.
And the real line is "just shut up anon, you aren't funny"
That feel when you have given up hope of getting a girlfriend but when you lock eyes with a qt you spend the next few hours thinking of spending the rest of your life with her.
I fucking hate roasties. Fuck you all
Is anyone else having a hard time even finding someone special to crush on?
>>28015549
social isolation will do that to you.
can you honestly say you are trying to live life to the fullest?
>>28014996
this is r9k, we are not even trying to live any more
now go back to your hugbox tumblrina
>>28015039
if you aren't trying to live anymore why are you still breathing
checkmate, kid
>>28015080
Manchild fallacy; I don't want to live anymore but I'm too lazy to kill myself. It's all just an attentionwhoring act, if you ask me.
I have a little sister that is obsessed with anime. I can't fully block her access anime in the internet because she is still able to access anime trough her phone because I can't block youtube app. Worse than that, I share a 50Mbit connection with her via wi-fi and I've been experiencing really low speed because of her non-stop streaming and torrenting. When I checked her shared files, there were literally gigabytes and gigabytes of these cartoons. I know anime is for girls and she likes to watch it, but enough is enough. She's even failing school so help...
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she is a neet desu
>>28014985
>Anime is for girls
Fuck off with that shit.
Anime is for everyone, except you nigger.
Download netcut on your computer. I do it when my family streams, easy way to quickly cut someones net until you want to turn it back on
Why do normies feel the need to say hi to me every fucking time they walk past me
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28014958
Why do newfags make such terrible threads?
>>28014958
Oh hey look who's out of his cave!
Oh my glorping god oh pee I laughed the fuck out loud bro that was the funniest starrey I ever did read on this board. It will just take a moment to tell you about when I was reading the story, firstly I read the first sentence of your story and I fucking laughed out loud, read the secondly part of your story and secondly I laughed my fucking ass off, thirdly I concluded your types thirdly laughing my sides right the fuck out of orbit. Hand it to ya my mane mang from fartpackistan, cdcfec was a swell read and if the rules were changed I would gladly subscribe to your posts to...
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why the fuck is andrew jackson being kicked off the 20 dollar bill
because he was a shitty dude and a terrible president
why was he on the $5 in the first place?
>>28014935
Because some nigger nobody cares about is being put on instead because the SJW cucks screamed loud enough
>>28014935
Because we SJW nao
I mean they made sure it was a *black* *woman*
So its clearly more about diversity or some shit than it is about the person themselves
>post
>realize it was dumb as fuck
>close tab
>close browser
>listen to a podcast to make myself forget
>>28014858
>closing tabs before closing browser
>not deleting thread
>listening to podcasts
delete this thread
Don't feel bad OP, I do the same thing.
>>28014858
>frogposter
i bet op already closed the thread
>tfw semi-attractive but shit with conversation
Its not even like I can move on and stop trying with girls they just ask me out and stop contacting me the next week because they didnt realize Im socially retarded
When do I make it out of this hell
Ktfbfam
Please this! I need advice on chicks. Where does a decent looking neet go to find a girl?
>>28015062
Tinder
blxoxoox