i am a 120 lbs 22 year old man and I just took 4 tylenols and i googled it and apparently im fucked.
well good bye guys, i guess..
>>28021187
I want to fuck that gurl.
guys help do i call poisen control?
We'll tell your story. Godspeed OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOyU_OzRXnM&index=1&list=RDbOyU_OzRXnM
>Keaton Henson
>Matt Elliott
>Elliott Smith
>Nick Drake
>Tom Waits
They will never understand because a lot of the songs are about them.
>>28021088
This. Dubs of truth. Also, don't forget my boy Rubin Slikk
>>28021088
on point comment is on point
>see coworker bro get into elevator with 2 young blonde women
>he was towering over them
>think BLACKED because he's a big black dude
This damn website
>>28021052
yes it was the website that did it
oh yes
>>28021052
>thinking it instead of saying it
you had one shot... one opportunity...
>>28021059
*rubs hands together*
Wat can i do to make lots of money without college 4 yrs or being a hooker?gimmie some life cheat code
How good are you at making and selling drugs?
>>28021039
I can do anything well after a little practice. But I don't wanna sell drugs. That's not a cheat code.
Uber driver. I'm looking into doing it myself
That or become a prostitute you whore
>tfw Drumpf gets cucked at an open convention this summer
>>28021014
what does a leftist know about right politics?
>>28021027
Leftists are very single minded, the only care about who is "worst". Leftists would celebrate a Cruz victory with little to no understanding of who he is or what he represents, simply because they have decided Trump is the "bad guy"
>>28021014
why would a leftist be glad about Cruz getting the nomination? most of his views are more extreme than trump's.
>someone likes book/movie/band/vidya/what ever
>wants you to read/watch/listen/play/what ever
>you think its bad
>tell the person why you think its bad
>instead of discussing about it they get mad at you
What are you supposed to do in these situations? Do normies just lie to people if they dont like something?
>>28020989
>they get mad at you
in what way?
>>28020989
Yes. Try saying something like it was "alright" if you don't think much of it. If you say you don't like it they take it as an insult on their taste in whatever category of things. Pretty much normie bad = neutral.
>>28020989
Yes, the normie way to deal with a media recommendation is to say "that sounds great, I'll definitely check it out" and then not do it.
Who /threadkiller/ here?
>see a thread I like
>read all the posts
>post my own
>thread dies
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIE
>>28020983
I know this pheel.
The problem is that you tried to make a constructive comment instead of shitpost with le funny XD meme picture.
>>28020983
Don't cry now,pleb.
Same here unless i mention how tall i am literaly no one will respond. Similar to real life i guess.thread death incoming in 3 2 1...
>be me 24
>go to zoo with my dog cause she hasn't been to the zoo and I heard dogs like the zoo
>everywhere I turn attractive women having fun
>tfw will never be apart of their attractive lives
>feel bad for the rest of the day
>>28020916
This thread will end like your lifeempty
>>28020916
I thought that women find men with dogs / kids more attractive.
>going to the zoo alone with your dog FOR your dog
Everyone thinks I'm so interesting, I'm sick of it, my whole life has always been people saying I'm interesting and special , but there's nothing extrodinary about me, its fucking embarrassing like I'm being mocked
>>28020818
and the rest of us here actually want the other way around
dickwad
If I can find someone that doesn't think I'm special, then I'm listening, but no, everyone's so proud of me for doing so little, its strange as fuck
If I'm so special and everyone likes me then why did my ex use and leave me
smegma under foreskin
tfw mushroom bulb very big and naturally no foreskin
>phimosis
>can't pull back foreskin for 16 years
>finally get it back
>smegma everywhere
>have been collecting cheese for the past 1.5 decades
>it's all red and shit
GOML
>fap through pants by rubbing your foreskin against the head
>feel you're going to cum
>hold the foreskin tight to not let any cum leak into pants
>carry it to the bathroom
>pull one leg up holding your dick through pants also up so gravitation wouldn't make you leak everything once you loosen the hand
>unbelt and unzip pants with the other hand
>get...
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turning 27 next week, still no gf ever
>>28020737
are you even capable of supporting a girlfriend? answer honestly, considering you're here at your 27th
>>28020785
what do you mean supporting?
>>28020785
i thought we were supposed to be equals now, why should i support a woman?
We've reached TEN installments! ^.^ Let's make /r9k/ acknowledge the >best fetish!
Everyone with a tickling fetish or interest is welcome in this thread, where we discuss fantasies, experiences, and general discussions, as well as (true or imaginary) stories, and share content, whether it be images or videos, all centering around tickles! Chat away, and have fun!
>>28020695
fuckoff with these stupid threads, another piece of shit to shit up the board >>/soc/
>>28020705
No need for the hate, everyone loves each other here on tickle general!
>looking for tickle videos on some random porn site
>tfw have to sift through page after fucking page of footshit to find some decent tummy/breasts tickling
Being a ubfag is suffering
>before class
>hear 'anime fan' girl telling a joke about national weed day
>yell STOP four times
Who else here /increasinglyautistic/?
>>28020686
Trips need to return to reddit
>my face when I imagine a sperglord just yelling STOP at a girl telling a joke before class and all the "who the fuck are you and what is your problem" stares he would get
>>28020704
Friend, could you please direct me to this 'reddit' place that many people recommend I go to? It must be nice !
Hi robots I've been applying for jobs due to being on welfare and being required to. I got a callback and interviewed at a job because why not and now I'm worried I'm going to get it. Any tips on getting out of it?
>also how do you get autismbux instead, talk me through the process please?
>>28020626
Just behave like a moron at work if you in fact get it. They will just send you home and you can go back to applying for shitjobs.
>>28020867
I hope I can get out of it without being a dick to everyone, also anyone have any tips on getting autismbux?
Where do you live same fucking situation
What is your opinion on the underaged girls that browse /r9k/?
Go away Stacy you're not that special
They grew up without prime '90s youth culture and that makes me sad for them.
>>28020596
hehe, us 90's kids amirite? :)