Is someone else at a feel trip like i am?
Thinking about why am i waking up everyday at 4 A.M to do something i don't like... and thinking in things i had the opportunity to do and i just don't had the balls to do... things that if I had dared to do then, my present would be different... you guys been there?
My life has been a feels trip for a while now. I have been in love with a girl that i have never met and can never be with. I know its retarded, but i cant help myself. It gets exponentially worse every day to the point that im now constantly thinking about her and its practically destroying me from the inside
I just want it to end tbqh, love is not made for robots.
>>28035935
Take seat at the feel bus then, we are going to feelandia.
>>28036186
Buckled up fa m
>girl I like gets my number from co worker and texts me
>we've been talking for days
>pretty sure she likes me but not 100% sure
>so confused
>why is this so hard
>why did she have to reach out to me I was almost over her
What the fuck dudes
Now your comfort zone is fucked fairyboy
>>28035805
Fucking A man. I liked my comfort zone. What should I do since you're such a hard ass and obviously know how to deal with this? No honestly.
If she got your number of someone she probably likes you so you should just go for broke.
Just don't say beta shit to her. Seriously just delay responding if you can't think of anything alpha to say. Just say nothing and think of something cool to say. Pretend you're someone else when responding if you have to.
haowo dit cutomer tervit mai hep yu
Worse job ever desu senpai
>>28035788
try being blizzard customer service
>>28036063
holy shit, never thought I would find someone who has it worse than verizon wireless billing, but wew
Lesson here: DON'T GAMBLE WITH COCAINE!!>EDDIIEEE MURRRPPPPHAYYY
>FUCK YO COUCH
>>28035714
>has new couch, gives no f00ks.
>sings in a squealish voice. lalalalalallala.
>>28035714
CORRECT....
smoke METH through an asbestos buttplug instead
fag
>>28035714
That was rick james, you fool.
Is there any method of suicide that's better than charcoal burning?
But a bunch of propane tanks, make a circle, and blow them up?
>>28035677
yes call this number:1 (800) 273-8255
>>28035746
That would be extremely painful
I gotta stay awake for 5 hours
What gets you amped up ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
``amping up'' only distracts you from your fatigue. Distraction makes you less efficient because you're wasting energy on something else unrelated to what you were trying to accomplish. Instead you should focus on your fatigue and through your focus, transcend it.
>>28035626
- coffee with butter (can add sugar and milk if you are a pussy)
- a cold ass shower
- salt (literally take some salt crystals and suck on them, like a quarter of a teaspoon)
- push ups
- fapping (but only do it once, and don't take your time)
Caffeine Pills work but you have to pay in nausea
Any Libertarian robots on here?
>>28035591
Yes, unironically. inb4 someone calls us edgy fedoras, I just want society to leave me alone.
>>28035591
Both parties want more control and more government. they're both wrong.
I really wish the libertarian wing would oust the religious fanatics from the republican party
>>28035591
One day I'll own this boot.jpeg
>tfw my mom makes me smell her butte
>tfw I like it
>>28035575
ktf my tomogachi
>feel when mom makes me a bday cake
>been told women like aggressiveness
>random instagram whore
>posts pic with snapchat dog filter
>let's test this
>proceed to comment "bitch"
>she instantly goes batshit and answers me
>"wtf? do you think you have any intimacy"
>I answer
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OP gotta be autistic
>>28035518
you overdid it, son
You fucking retard
How will I ever be taken seriously by females? They all see me as someone to keep on the side and help them emotionally. A little man like me who looks like a teenager and hasn't physically aged in years is not boyfriend material.
>>28035468
Dude, I'm 5'3" and I've had over 7 gfs. All taller than me. It's all confidence.
>>28035493
>the confidence meme
You're a fucking 6'2" lanklet who came here to fuck with me. Also, if I were just a manlet, I could maybe deal with that; it's the fact that I have the face and voice of a 15-16 year old boy.
Not even trolling can actually provide proof lmao
>Be beta indian muslim
>Religion bans dating and talking to women
>Pic related, is how parents feel about relationships before marriage
>Doesn't really matter since I am robot, unable to get gf no matter what
>Parents will arrange a marriage for me
>Will never be forever alone because am Muslim
Islam is the best religion to be a robot desu, as long as your parents are Muslim...
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>implying I want to spend my life with a hairy curry smelly swamp donkey muslim
enjoy, Ahmed
Yeah...until you catch her reading a book and have to behead her
>>28035356
You're probably too autistic to get a real gf and wife tho. At least the arranged one will make you meals and let you fuck her whenever you want. Who wouldn't want to have a free slave? And I can always force her to shave and shower and shave if necessary.
and currently make $50k a year by renting it out
That's close to two thousand a month
Must be a pretty good apartment or in a good location
>>28035288
Cut your expenses, start an index fund
Eventually the 50k will just be a nice bonus instead of your income
>>28035358
im currently saving for 10 years so i can buy another apartment and add it onto the collection
please convince me not to kill myself
>>28035283
Why do you want to do it, senpai?
Don't give up, work really hard and one day you'll be able to make a not shit thread
>>28035317
my girlfriend got admitted into a psych ward
there's nothing that i find enjoyable
stuck in a dead-end job as a waiter
Boys who grow up with sisters end up effeminite and undesirable to women.
Boys that are single children or have only brothers end up being macho, cool, and desirable to women.
It's her fault you're the way you are.
And to all norms reading this, if you have kids, ABORT YOUR DAUGHTERS.
(And I'm not saying all men end up that way. Just most)
>projecting
is your sister hot?
Then why does Chad fuck his sister?
>Boys that are single children or have only brothers end up being macho, cool, and desirable to women.
Not in my case, we're all repulsive and autistic to a certain extent.
>Parents fighting again and all I can do is cry in my room.
>Cant move out because too autistic to hold a job. Even then its just running away.
>>28035231
Are you the guy who hid in a closet while his parents argued about how much of a loser he is?
>>28035268
No. Its not an argument about me. Nor am I that guy.
You should kill them, both of them