Well I'm doing it. I've tried in the past to eat healthy to lose some weight, but I always end up going back to eating garbage. Today I stop eating altogether. I will consume no food, only coffee and water
Any other robots attempt this and succeed? I just want to lose weight, I'm not even obese, just a bit on the chubby side and I hate myself and the way I look, so at least I could change one of those
>>28045053
Don't. By doing this you will make your body crave more food than you actually need, end up breaking down and binge eating.
If by any chance you manage to avoid temptation the wieght you loose will be recovered in no time once you start eating again.
Quite sincerely, shitty idea. There's no easy way out m8. The only way to loose weight is to eat healthy and exercising (or getting hooked on crack, that too)
yours truly, another fat guy.
i went a week with out eating. my stomach was in constant pain, and when i did "eat" i just drank water bottle after water bottle.
it slightly worked in losing weight, but was more a mental thing for me. im a pretty picky eater and most food is gross to me.
i was super lethargic and all i wanted to do was sleep. was constantly cold, shaky and dizzy.
started eating again and had constant diarrhea from messing up my stomach.
would do it again.
>>28045053
>I will consume no food, only coffee and water
Why would you do this?
Just throw out all the junk food, and fill your fridge up with fruit, vegetables, chicken or eggs for protein and some beans. If you eat a simple meal of beans + protein + vegetables every day for a couple of months you will lose the weight faster, and you won't be fucking starving yourself. Your body needs nutrients to survive, as long as your calorie/carb intake is low you'll be losing weight.
What does /r9k/ think about women who have horses for boyfriends?
They're my favourite.
I wish I had a female friend who will tell me all about her horse fantasies or horse bf.
But I don't, feels bad.
>>28045011
pretty hot tbqfhwy
>>28045011
that picture is mega confusing
these grills will never ever look at me
>those thighs on the right
OOOOOOMMMMPPPHHHHHHH
Cheerleader effect + makeup + exposed cleavage, legs and high heels = overrated women
With make up they're around 7-8/10 and without they'd be 5-6/10
But they r ugly af m8
>tfw too afraid to go the hairdresser and get a haircut
I'm starting too look like a hobo
>>28044925
get mommy to do it.
>>28044925
I'm in the same case..
>>28044940
topkek
>>28044925
It wasn't long ago that I was in the same situation as you. My hair was shoulder length and I was scared to get it cut and have it look awful, and not to mention just socializing with the hairdresser. Anyway the hairdresser ended up being a QT, said my hair was so nice she didn't want to cut it and by the end did a fucking amazing job that made me look so much better. Go for it OP.
>taking a shit
>drop a few loads
>shit is clinging to my ass hairs
>have to wiggle for the shit to drop
>still feel like I have to shit
>strain my self
>finally wipe
>get shit on hands
I hate shitting
>>28044917
>2016
>not having a bidet
At first I accidentally gave myself an enema a few times but you get used to it
I even have baby little towels to dry my ass with when I'm done :^)
>looks like you got dingleberries
>i hate picking up dog poop
>do you have toilet paper
>>28044917
>get shit on hands
Pajeet, is that you?
Write a letter to someone blah blah blah
Dear K,
You are a good kid, I know you don't go on this site, but I think you have a bright future ahead of yourself if you push yourself. Congrats on getting a job, it would be nice if I got one too.
respectfully,
(n/a)
Dear N,
I'm sorry I never showed any reciprocation to your feelings last year, I really did like you but was too autistic and depressed to do anything about it. Even though you've probably gotten over me and forgotten who I am. I apologise.
Sincerely, n
Dear G,
I miss you and want to die
I don't care any more, I want to make real life friends and this is my last chance. I just want to find someone I can relate to and normalfags are just awful.
>21 years old
>Live in Brisbane, Australia
>school was pretty normal except I never formed close relationships
>KHHV
>been a shut-in, NEET since leaving school
>never had a job
>no licenseComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28044785
Bump
Otiginal comment
I thought it was nadeko, how disappointed I was
go to /soc/ man
>>28045442
I've tried but /soc/ doesn't have the people I can relate to.
I've tried to be subtle in the past but I can't stand this loneliness any longer. Even the guy I could somewhat relate to from the psych ward never texted me back. I need some friend I can relate to
Is it possible to keep up your sex drive, when you get old?
>>28044732
It is probably possible to be a silver fox, but most men do not. Why would you want to be a licentious old man anyways?
>>28044732
Yes but you have to BELIEVE!
>>28044732
Your sex drive won't change, your dick will stop working though.
I just ruined a day out with my parents by arguing with my mom on the way home because she wouldn't give me 800 pounds to spend on clothes for my birthday. After my dad lost his temper at me for doing so I just went to sleep for the rest of the car ride as I hadn't slept in over a day. I'm 20 and have no job.
>Being a Bongistani Monarchuck
Nope, can't top how fucking pathetic that is, OP. Did you make sure to pray to Queen Crustypants and Allah today, by the way? I hear your TV license will get taken away if you don't.
You are an entitled little sjit if you think you can just have your parents give you 800 shekels
>>28044702
When I was younger, I had a debate with my parents about going to ToysRUs's Midnight Madness for new Star Wars The Clone Wars merchandise versus visiting my dying grandfather. I came around to visiting gramps who had passed away by next morning. The right call was made, but I feel bad that I was conflicted at all.
>ITT: r9k lives out ww3 in the Ron Paul happening shelter... Again
>>28044609
>bump
Original oregano
I'd kill all the fags that didn't like anime or cute anime girls to save resources t b h
>>28044659
Those are the normies, and we behead them
I can't even get a job cleaning shit toilets
I hate this economy
sounds like youre a dumb retard
The economy is actually doing pretty good right now. I'm not sure what's up with your situation OP but most people are finding jobs pretty easily now.
>>28044625
it's hard to find a job when you're as autistic as me
So I've found out that a qt I like uses /r9k/ now I'm paranoid that every fembot is her. Now I'm reading through every thread looking at everything fembots write and feel like its her. This is actually going to drive me insane.
Whats she look like? I'll tell you if its me or not.
>fembot
>bot
But seriously, I wish had a girlfriend from /r9k/, I'm so lonely and such a loser that only a woman from this shithole could possibly care about me in an intimate manner.
>>28044557
>Whats she look like? I'll tell you if its me or not.
How about you describe yourself and I'll let you know if you are the one.
So been socializing with a girl lately and wtf do you do when they wanna do the snapchat shit. Im so fucking awkward when it comes to this shit I just go with it but they get really close to me and it makes me feel uncomfortable.
>>28044498
How do you socialize with girls ? I need guidance senpai
>>28044588
idk man its weird a lot of crazy stuff happened and there were a lot of arguments and me and this girl landed on the same side and we started talking about how fucking shitty these other kids were and then we started smoking together and she invited me to the bar with her brother and sister and that was really scary not even gonna lie I was freaked out
>>28044588
The only girl i socialize with is my childhood friend
Just talk to her normally, don't talk about muh animu and try to ignore her when she's in a "bad mood"
Been in the friendzone for 21 years pham
Any robots ever immigrated?
>Austistic Ausfag about to move to UK in 24 hrs for programming job
>Can't be worse that Shitney.
>Right?
>>28044430
Where in the UK? London might be worse.
>>28044430
I have that sweet EU dual citizenship and am getting laid off soon so looking to get out of NZ and invade the UK too. Good on you robofriend
>>28044430
You have no idea
Origino commie
> I have a 8 years oneitis
> never confess despite I know she loves me back
> don't talk to her for 4 years despite I see her almost every morning since this year
> we will certainly never see each other again after april 2017
what to do robots? should I give up on relationship and life? should I try a last talk?
How the hell do you not say anything to a girl you like for four years, but see her every morning? and she likes you back? what the f bruh.
>having a oneitis at all
Fucking gay and pathetic. I have no idea how you idiots fall in love so easily.
>>28044408
I went to a different high school full of boys because
> some of her friends dislike me for no reason
> one of her friend loves me too
I didn't want to fuck her friendships up