Chose one and only one:
>strong jawline
>perfect hair
>blue/grey/green eyes
>>28053834
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17zXsqBLP2k
>>28053834
I'd rather get something I don't have
perfect hair all day
what kind of retarded choices are these?
>dick in vagina , dick in vagina , dick in vagina
Eat food eat food eat food
>go to work
Man fuck this gay ass way of living
40 more years...
you're fucked.
>keksimus maximus
>>28053828
Had 3yrs of this fucking shit and its wearing thin
>>28054222
wagekeks on suicide watch as usual
>scrolling through random things in google images
>come across some picture of a girl in greek armor
>see lots of scribbles on it
>check link
>tumblr
>got to the page, its a landwhale complaining that the picture is sexist and that the armor isn't very functional
>I've been an enthusiast of greek mythos, culture, and military since i read a book on...
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Standard greek armor for reference
Just let it be, man. Stupidity is pretty much universal. This brand of it happens to be vogue which makes it extra annoying but it will pass.
>>28053837
Yeah, but you know what? The post this blogger had made ONLY A FEW HOURS BEFORE THIS ONE was about how slut-shaming is bad. Is it just an extremely elaborate ruse? What the hell goes in in their heads to justify this insanity
>never again will you be some faggot 13 year old lurking /b/, playing WoW and watching anime
For all you babbies out there, don't take it for granted. No matter how much of a cringe loser you are, you'll want to go back someday
>never again will you be some faggot 13 year old doing gay things with your friends
>when I was 12 there was no internet, no consoles, no TV, I was locked in my room the same stupid 5 children books for 10 years
It makes me so mad when I see how wonderful the life of even the lowest modern youth is. They have so much information and stimulation. I see 15 year olds talk about things on a level I hadn't reached when I was 20 and I wasn't even below average back then.
There was no /b/ or wow when I was 13. I was 19 at that time.
Hi, buddies! So this is deep web? Haha!
HAHA *chuckles like a faggot clown*
yeah bro, like dude for real. i..
*blows brains out*
Is that Kimmel or Fallon?
>>28053543
Your still on the surface newfag
Hypothetically, if your 21 year old son were to sketch this image would you think he was a pedo?
>>28053519
Is this really hypothetical?
What about this one?
I need to know
>>28053519
I genuinely can't tell how old this young lady is. My guess is anywhere from 13 to 18.
Send help.
For those who have whatever illness they have and want to talk about it.
Who /dying/ here? It's funny because I thought death would have come from some kind of cancer, not cardiac problems.
W-well of course you're all at da club since it's the week-end.
>>28053468
>>28053783
not terminally ill but have severe blood pressure issues making it so I can't walk far, effectively dropped out of college and lost my job over it, problem never going to work or do anything physical again
>cardiac problems
genetic shit or self inflicted?
>>28053849
Oh. My dad has blood pressure problems too.
Probably genetic, I'm a little over 100lbs and while I don't work out, I get enough physical activity for a normal person. I already have a megaesophagus, crohn's disease and gerd and a bunch of health issues, but the GI tract ones can easily degenerate in cancer so I thought I would go out that way. I always had tachycardia and heart murmur but these days it looks like my heart is about to stop working.
Greetings /r/asianmasculinity and /r/hapas
You Asian men are absolutely pathetic. You are cucks to your own race and you are beta faggots beyond belief. You are short, mongoloid faced potato headed little shits. Thank you for giving your beautiful women to us superior white men. Oh yeah, and thanks for not doing anything about it
sincerely, -white chad
>>28053440
>goes for Asian women
>"Chad"
Good one.
>>28053475
>not going for Asian women AND white women
Oka, okay, it's okay Nguyen, you can go back to /r/asianmasculinity now
>>28053498
I am white, retard. Your precious Asian """"""girls""""""" are all ugly, flat-faced, nigger-nosed, slaunt-eyed and need tons of plastic surgery to even look human. The ones who go for them are always, always ugly insecure males with low-self esteem that can't do any better anyway. The picture you posted is actually a great example of what men with yellow fever are like.
>talking to 5/10
>she's normie but kinda quirky
>one day she says she doesn't want me to talk dirty to her for a while
>don't talk for 1 day
>open kikebook
>40+ messages
inb4 normie, met her on red dead redemption. she just likes riding horses and shooting guns.
she has no redeeming personality traits
realise she is the same as all women
getting a gf is...
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>>28053431
>met her on RDR
what year is this
red dead redemption is a great game. do you still happen to play?
>>28053480
in 2012
>>28053481
not any more, i used to play it xbox 360. i loved, it, the campaign was great, the multiplayer was fun and there was alot to do. gg
what games do my fellow robots play? i seem to have watched all the good anime and am having a tough time getting back into gaming, the only games i can play are ones i have already played for 10 years because i know how to play them, anything new i am afraid of failing at and haven't tried. do games exist that you can "learn by doing" these days or is it all extremely difficult now?
Im playing halo right now
i just shoot people on gta..
>>28053391
Play Dark Souls
It's really not as hard as everyone makes it out and it's fun
What the fuck even is "game"? All these Red Pill and PUA sites say you gotta have game to have sex/get a gf, but I don't even know what game even is. Is it really that necessary?
>>28053379
Those sites are fucking retarded.
>>28053379
Game is a set of rules you can learn that suppress your natural reactions to situations.
Basically, PUA is game and no, not everyone needs it.
>>28053416
they're completely right about women tbpf
How's it going, roboots?
>>28053275
extremely unpleasant desu
>>28053275
eh. pretty ok.
shit as always
>at least I'm drunk
>alone
Anybody here who was born asexual or gay, it was a blessing for you in disguise. Being a straight male fucking sucks. We're constantly forced to be competing with one another for roastie whores who won't even give us a second thought unless we're 10/10 Chads. I literally can't stand to deal with women anymore. They're evil, selfish creatures and I've been forced to be sexually attracted solely to them. This is fucking torture, faggots and asexual dudes are living on easy mode.
>>28053220
I'm an asexual male. It's not as easy as you think. While I don't think about sex like the rest of you, I still have desires for romantic relationships.
Some asexuals are complete robots, though. I'm sadly not one of them.
>>28053220
>won't even give us a second thought unless we're 10/10 Chad
That's because you only want 10/10 Stacy's
>>28053361
Nope, I'm open to dating 7s and 6s if they have decent personalities. They still just want Chad.
>not taking medication for your mental disorders
Come on, robots, why haven't you gotten your prescription yet?
I started taking St. John's Wort yesterday since I guess it's generally as effective as standard antidepressants for mild to moderate depression and I don't want to do the therapist/shrink thing again. Maybe someday. We'll see how it goes
>>28053185
I'm some fag anyhow
should I take lamictal ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamotrigine
That's what they gave me , but drinking booze is better and I don't want to an ZOMBIE
Because i live with my parents and they would question it
*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all...
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go back to /pol/
sage
>>28053173
Wow I used to be a Trump supporter but after this post I am changed now I am feeling the Bern. Now I am looking for a gf so she can cuck me thanks OP.
>the guvments comin ta get us n put us in the fema camps
to be fair to this Ozarkian man, that is in fact more or less what has happened to sizable portions of the population, but it's been disguised through the device of calling them 'prisoners'
as for the guns, well:
"And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?...
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