NOW NOW I WANT MY TENDIES NOWWWWWW
>>28080998
Alright normie, the tendies stories have been gone for years now fuck off and go back to facebook.
FLENDIES?
>>28081478
Hey man tendies stories are still hiliarious
4 decides the next comment
>51 years old
just invite her over
Hitler did nothing wrong.
originaalos
>Fine, baby cakes ;)
>Take a dump
>Its green
>>28080848
yeah, that happens sometimes
i'd only worry if it keeps happening for like a week
Take your multivitamins, you're dying.
you shat pepe
>tfw you aren't cute enough to get raped
>you have to be cute in order to get raped
bullshit
>>28080863
Then why haven't I been raped yet, huh?
>>28080881
Because you live in a first world country or simply don't leave your house
This movie fucked my shit up
What movies fucked your shit up lately?
How did they get away with what was pretty much filmed cp?
>>28080821
Telly was a pedo no doubt
>>28080935
The actors didn't actually fuck, it's a work of fiction.
Do any of you robots ever go to porn shops? There's a clean, 24-hour store like ten minutes from my home, and I've always been intrigued every time I pass it. I haven't been to a porn shop since five years ago, when I stumbled into a video store that turned out to be one and I bought a softcore Asian DVD and a blowjob video for the hell of it.
Is it true a lot of porn shops have viewing booths and gloryholes? I wouldn't expect it from this once since it's a change. But curiosity lingers. At the very least I wouldn't mind collecting me some high-end smut.
I worked for 2 years at an adult video/toy store near Seattle, and I can tell you that the whole booth thing is a bit a of a myth, or at least extremely rare. I was asked about it all the time, but our store and no others i've been to have had them
>>28080807
>live in the middle of nowhere so only once
>there was a warning to anyone stealing the inside covers
Fuck it, considering a prostitute.
>tfw ethnic turk living in the us
>tfw seems like every single country in the world hates me and my people
do people really have this much of a negative opinion on turkey or is it just /pol/
>>28080804
just /pol/ shit friendo
>>28080804
I mean at least you aren't a nigger
>>28080804
>The damn roaches are back again
that feel when tinnitus makes you realize nearly all of your problems before it were temporary, and the reality that this is real and constant sets in and you can never go back to comfortably complaining about shit that doesn't matter
BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR YOUR INTERNAL SCREAMING
FOREVER
I miss peaceful sleep so much, I think I might kill myself
How do other bots with this cope? How did you get your t? I hope you guys didn't give it to yourself like I did. The fucking depression and regret is a physical weight on me
>>28080713
I used to have the type of tinnitus that made you hear your own heartbeat as a thumping or whooshing sound. Shit sucks but I don't get it much at all anymore. As for the ringing, you should try using white noise to help out with that. William Shatner had white noise treatment for tinnitus, you should ask him about it.
>>28080957
I can't fucking bear night anymore
Trying to sleep in a literal sea of REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's a death sentence, it's agony
>>28081734
How did you get yours?
Since Chads are born and not made, what are the tell tale signs a very small kid will become a Chad??
>>28080711
The parents.
Having worked in grocery/retail forever, you can always spot chad & stacey raising their future little shitbirds.
>>28080711
that fucking bitch overreacting make me want to punch her.
>>28080711
>He doesn't know that Chad comes out of the womb that way.
>A full grown man fucking bitches.
Why is life so hard and confusing, yet everyone seems to navigate it without so much difficulty. Am I autistic?
>>28080677
social skills my friend
You need them to get a job, get laid, and do most of the things that matter in life. Humans are pack animals
Here some tips
>Don't give a fuck about anything
>if think really go bad you can always kill yourselfHanging in the fastest/painless way to go
>if think really go bad you can always kill yourselfHanging in the fastest/painless way to go
>if think really go bad you can always kill yourselfHanging in the fastest/painless way to go
Godspeed
>>28080677
you're comparing yourself to the rich and popular, a peasant to a god..
Less have a nice programming thread.
What are my robots learning/coding?
Are you planning on freelancing? Programming is a great way for robots to make moni.
I'll also answer questions where I can.
My job is actually software engineer. I know C++, C#, Java, HTML, PHP and Python
>tfw trying to make a SNES ROM hack
>tfw no experience with low-level programming languages
>tfw trying to learn 65816 assembly but it's way out of my league
Fuck this shit. Anyways, I'm starting comp sci at university next year. Should test out of a semester or more already because of AP scores.
>>28080857
How do i into programming
>It's a "Anon's sister is having sex with Chad in the other room, and he has to hear all of it" episode.
She's gotten laid more times this week than I've been in my life.
Go in there and tell them to shut the fuck up or you will lock them inside and burn the fucking house down to the foundation with them inside.
>tfw in the world there are girls that are having sex THIS SECOND and have been everyday, multiple times daily for years
If your parents are against raising her spawn, pop some pinholes in her condom supply, chad roulette on who gets to raise it
Why does 4chan have so many mudslimes and fundies on it now? 4chan used to be a solely atheist website. Now its full of religious people and "agnostics" who try desperately to fit in with the status quo.
You can't even just call yourself agnostic. You can either be an Agnostic theist or an Agnostic Atheist.
This is all beside the point though. Religious people are the cancer killing the planet. They are the cause of every war in history. Science also proves that god does not exist through the burden of proof.
>>28080599
>Science also proves that god does not exist through the burden of proof.
Try a little harder next time
>>28080599
>Religious people are the cancer killing the planet
This but you can't shit on christianity on the internet anymore with those tips fedora memes
>>28080599
I was an atheist until god spoke to me personally now I'm just another christian that sins all the time
I keep having a dream that Wojak, Pepe and Gondola formed a garage band and called it Good boy band, if they did what would be the lyrics to the songs they would sing?
>fuck that feel its the last time I felt it, after all this pain I was the one that dealt it!!
>FUCK A FEEL THAT YOU FELT ITS NOT TRUE, ALL THIS PAIN WAS CAUSED BY A JEW. STRANGE MAGIC TAKE THE RED PILL MAKE ME MAKE IT TO A NORMIE
someone pls respond this dream is fucking bugging me
>>28080693
>REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCKING ROBOTS CUNTS SUCKING TWATS ALL I WANNA DO IS FUCKING BE HAPPY AND FUCKING SOLVE ME GOD DAMN DREAM
I FUCKING SPENT A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR WORKING ON THAT THING ON MS PAINT AND MAKING A NICE FUCKING SCENARIO FOR IT AND ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS FOLLOW SOME SHITTY FEMBOT
>THIS WAS GONNA BE FUCKING FUN AND WE COULD OF MADE SOME SWEET FUCKING MUSIC
fuck ya'll
My Doge was my only companion & now he's gone
My dog is gone too. i don't care though.. it was a money sink and a piece of shit
i spilled spot remover on my dog
and now he's gone
http://youtu.be/rYERdjstR0I