Why arent mommy gf's forever? My mommy gf left me a few months ago...still hurts every day.
Well I mean I lied to and cheated on mine so I guess I kinda deserve the pain. I just wasn't ready to love her. It's a shame how the best things never seem to last.
>>28085854
Yeah.
It'd be nice, I guess.
Retrospectively I realize I was kind of a mommy gf. Like you, the guy I was dating lied to me and stole from me.
So I've resolved to never do the gentle femdom thing ever again except for girls.
>finals next week
>anything more than a D- won't affect my 4.0 GPA
>literally no point in finishing this term paper because of my extra credit
>>28085846
Why not finish strong and get the highest possible grade you can get?
>>28086600
>Why not finish strong and get the highest possible grade you can get?
This.
Why not get higher than a 4.0?
How can you trust food that is prepared by a total stranger?
>>28085740
Most of the molecules in your body were once in dinosaur pustules. Gross!
I am the guy who prepped the food for the chef.
I dropped those carrots on the floor and never washed them
I didnt wash the lettuce for your salad
I cut my finger and bled on your meat
I sneezed while adding pepper to your fish
I don't wash my hands after handling meat
I just shitty wiped my board with a rag after handling scallops
I don't fucking care.
Deal with it.
They're all self interested. It takes more time and effort to sabotage your food, and could cost them their job. Even if they want to hurt as many people as possible, they would just go postal at work one day.
I'm going to cut my balls, did pic related survive?
>>28085681
whats the glue for
saged
So reckless and stupid
>>28085694
Probably to close the wound.
I've been alone for so long I can't relate to other people anymore.
>>28085657
I know how you feel... the only person i talk to is my gf, no one else.
>>28085657
I've been single for so long that I can't relate to women romantically and the concept of actually being in a relationship with one is starting to seem uncomfortable, especially since I started using prostitutes.
>>28085672
>gf
>gf
>gf
>gf
I want to go home. It's too loud here.
>>28085609
can't you just stand up and walk out of there?
>>28085646
He's a filthy normie.
holy shit get off your phone and go dance
fuck dude
ITT: We post music from our homeland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIl6SwpgRx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikkpd8PWJ6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M_VnIrIVYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIKkdV4iNPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4XXEm6Ip9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hGUyebsf60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IigSz0qzXjc
http://www.youtube.com/8T4zkewkyfA
>>28085572
>blocked in my country
Thanks jewtube
>>28085607
bad link anon
>"oh uhhhh hey girls this is my brother, Anon... say Hi anon! What have you been doing up in your room all day??"
>>28085547
>turn 360 degree and walk away
fck off c*nts
>>28085565
Dude 360 is a full circle it's 180
Does anyone else feel like they're been catastrophically and irreparably corrupted? Not just by /r9k/, but by any ideology, by routine and by artificial pressures?
I can't find myself under all of these layers of mental cancer. I'm scared it's actually gone and it won't come back. I feel like I've been trained to grow this alternate personality that I despise.
>>28085471
Oh and despair, too. Loneliness and emptiness sucking me dry.
>>28085471
Yes.
Capitalism has destroyed me
>>28085471
Yeah sort of. Ever since I became aware that capitalism is a game, and you need to play the game to win, I've seen everything differently.
That may just be part of growing up though. You realize that you have responsibilities as a man, and sometimes you need to act a certain way to get things done.
Reminder that tough love is not the solution to overcoming depression, and telling people to just get over it or get off their asses most likely will not help the situation.
>>28085424
Yes, tender love is the answer to depression. Whenever my gf says she's feeling depressed i just kiss her, hug her and tell her I love her, that's the way to deal with depression, not by being mean
>>28085424
You just gotta accept they want to feel that way.
>>28085424
But if I tell you to kill yourself it at least gets you out of my hair
Do MENA girls like White guys?
Do they make good waifus and mothers?
>>28085351
Brown girls of all kinds like white guys.
Their families are dangerous though. Tread lightly.
>>28085351
>its another racebait episode
give it a roll boys
>>28085373
I'm olive, not brown... but I do like Nordic dudes >_>
How and when did you discover 4chan?
I was 12 when I first came here in '09. I seriously regret not browsing during the site's golden age (creation to c. 2007).
>>28085315
I was 17, just broke up with my first gf and wanted to see gore and fucked up shit
2006 when I was 10 years old. Saw people talking about /b/ on a forum.
>>28085315
Stumbled across it back in 2004 when someone mentioned it on another board.
Didn't first drop in and post until early 2006, since we were both among the coalition of web communities at "war" with ebaumsworld.
Periodically lurked /b/ (and /s/) starting later that year, which continued until fall 2008 when I became a regular after starting college.
>convinced a hooker to let me cum in her pussy without a condom
>felt like shit, most of my faps felt better
>still feel like the same angry bitter virgin I was before
Is that all sex is?
First you have to fall in love with the hooker
Y-You didn't do it right, bro! Sex is t-the best thing ever! Now go buy that r-roastie a $5000 engagement ring so the economy stays afloat!
When my ldr bf put his dick inside me he said it was the best thing he ever felt
Like it was tight and suctiony
>in 3 or 4 years the top rappers will 2000s-born
HOLY FUCK
*will be 2000s-born
obviously
>pretending to like rap/hip hop
Why do white people do this?
>caring about hip hop
retarded meme genre, 2bh
>tfw no abolitionist bf
do you just let a dictionary fall open to a random page and pick a word?
>tfw no obsequious gf
>>28085233
I was reading about tubman 20.
I am Frederick Douglass. Can you handle my BBC?