Holy fuck why does turning 23 legitimately feel 100x worse than turning 22
My life/perception of the way things are has not changed one bit since 18 and thoughts of suicide are more rampant than ever before
>>29863099
haha fuck you I'm turning 31 this year, I would snort my grandfather's cum to once again be a young adult
>>29863139
I'd do that for free, why don't you love your family anon?
>>29863099
Because you are no longer a young guy who still has a chance to turn his life around. You are an adult male loser with no excuses. Your parents hopes of you getting a job has clearly faded, your yearly resolution to get a gf 'next year' is no longer a motivating enough lie to keep yourself going, you start to realize dreaming about having friends one day isn't realistic because that day will never come.
Most people "lock-in" their career trajectory, personality, and lifelong friendships...
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Anyone notice all the autistic manchildren coming out of their basements to play that fucking retarded Pokemon Go shit?
As if the world wasn't disconnected from reality enough, now you have normalfags and weebs alike walking around public venues catching imaginary pixels.
I hate this gay Earth.
>>29863065
pokemon go is the epitome of normie tho.
literally every single one of my normie friends is playing it. even my redneck cousins are playing it.
i'm an outcast social retard and I'm the only one NOT playing it.
with the state the world is now, can you really blame them?
>>29863065
Tfw iphone 4 not supported
Am I really that out of date?
Has anyone here found an effective way to stop experiencing sexual desire/wanting a gf?
I don't want this anymore.
>>29863009
Can't say I was too sexual, but I totally stopped craving a girlfriend/sexual things.
I guess the secret is to be so depressed you can't even open your eyes.
Hope this helps.
>>29863009
you'll feel worse not wanting it. yes I'm at that point. I've had gf's in the past and it does nothing for me. sex does nothing for me. seriously it fucking sucks because I don't know how to fill this hole in my heart anymore except by going towards God, and when I do that then i just want to die and get off this planet because I'm tired of being around decadence.
>>29863031
This
I don't want a /gf/bf/relationship/sex/anything like that, and once you live in depression and despair everything just becomes so blurry, and the thought of dying/being killed becomes so much more desirable than any kind of relationship
Why don't more robots just move to Asia? Everything is much cheaper and the women are way more submissive and traditional than politically correct SJW feminazis. Also, the age of consent is a lot lower there so you won't have the authoritarian fascist western governments keeping tabs on what you do all the time.
>>29862948
>Why don't more robots just move to Asia?
I will soon
I agree with all your reasons, in addition, the cities are just much more organic and interesting to be in. They don't feel so artificial and planned like western cities, they more just flow around you, stuff is always happening.
pls don't list women as a main reason tho it makes everyone who wants to move to Asia seem like a sexpat
>>29862948
It's pretty much a robot paradise, I suspect many more lonely single men will be fleeing to Asia to escape western countries
>>29862948
> why don't you just
i can barely get out of bed
Is it worth it to make a Twitter? I have no friends to follow or interest in tweeting anything, but all the normies have one, so should I get one as well?
>>29862937
Twitter is good for blasting simple ideas and links to an audience.
If you have a twitter, you better be prepared to use it to make short, pithy, humorous, interesting comments to your thousands of followers several times a day, or you won't get any traction.
You need to be predictable and to talk consistently about just a few ideas that everyone who follows you wants to hear about or you won't spread and thrive.
It's really not a social tool as much as it is a self-marketing tool.
I made a Twitter account to complaint to Dominos Pizza once since they fucked up my order.... got a free coupon for my order after DMing them my info.... they're still my only follower on Twitter......
>>29862937
If you are not gonna use it for something you actually want to why get it
>lurking porn
>anal
>mfw
What is it that people find so appealing about anal sex? You would literally get shit in your dick.
Besides, wouldn't pussy feel better anyways?
>>29862911
Its the taboo people find appealing
Although there are some in in for the shit
just fuck some butt my dude
you'll be down with brown town pretty quick
>>29862911
>You would literally get shit in your dick.
nigga enemas ben round for decades
Question for people living secluded from society; are you happy?
I'm a guy who is able to hang with normies, relatively good looking and has a decent job, but I'm miserable. I hate most of the people I'm in contact with and I'm happiest in my own imagination.
I've been thinking about just cutting contact with all the people I think are bull shit (which is a good 99% of them) and just living for video games, reading, getting high, eating good food and living inside my imagination as much as possible. What's holding me back is thinking...
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>>29862877
I'm thinking of doing something similar. Need to save up enough money to afford a small apartment and be able to sustain myself for a long time.
>>29862877
You should watch Knight of Cups anon
>>29862970
>terence malick
fuck off back to /tv/, malick is a hack
>he has the virgin walk
I sure hope you guys don't do that
>>29862842
The ministry of silly walks?
>>29862842
what?
oreganobloxx
Please stop making me paranoid and self-conscious like that.
who /sad/ here?
lets get some sad music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdEDhMcT-sU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp-Iett7q_M
yea man... sadness unconsciously drives us. We exist in fear of depression.... and we live for those small windows of lies, which we have labeled happiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfJNmw13sw8
>>29862806
Good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0z08OpmEPc
Busting makes me feel so good !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
Garbage. ORIGINININIJNINININA
>>29862723
>Critic Score
Lets see the user reviews.
>>29862723
>people believe the Jew critics
reminder: critics think that shit films like the breakfast club and the lost boys were silver screen masterpieces.
You're
>bitter
>jealous
>mean
>entitled
>insecure
>arrogant
>sexist, you hate women and blame them for everything
>racist, you hate other races and feel superior to them even though you're inferior
>take credit for the things that people who happen to be the same race/gender as you...
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>>29862712
no.
maybe
no
no
yeah
no
no
no
no
I guess
yeah
sometimes
yep
maybe
hopefully someday
hopefully not
probably.
etc.
>>29862712
>implying
also why is r9k so fucking boring?
>>29862712
>bitter
A bit
>jealous
somewhat
>mean
no
>entitled
No
>insecure
Yes
>arrogant
No
>sexist, you hate women and blame them for everything
No
>racist, you hate other races and feel superior to them even though you're inferior
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What are the legal definitions of a robot, failed normie, cyborg, and normie?
legal definitions..? are you retarded?
>>29862702
Robot - A person that fails socially on a level so deep that puts him in a state to become a permavirgin. Usually autistic, gets nervous in social situations, visits /r9k/, watches anime.
Normie - an average or above average person. Goes out, listens to popular music, follows trends, goes to gym, had sex before 17, comes from a normal functioning family, thinks anime is for children (only watched DBZ and Pokemon when he/she was a kid)
Failed normie - Tries hard to be like a Normie, but the failure is...
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>>29862702
Robot must be a virgin, have very few or no friends/social contacts and have at least one real mental illness
Failed normie is someone who was a normie but later in life ended up living in the robot life.
cyborgs are just normies. No such thing. Robots sometimes claim to be cyborgs to feel less shit about how awful their lives are.
Well /r9k/?
What do you have to say to this?
She's right isn't she?
>its selfish because ME ME ME ME
Woman logic
If someone feels like they're suffering and you don't want them to commit suicide, what you;re essentially saying is "Sorry you hate your life, but I don't want to be sad for a few weeks. Please continue putting yourself through hell so I can enjoy my life more"
Who really sounds selfish in that situation?
>>29863091
This anon gets it. Never understood why people take the suicides so personally. If they really loved the person they should let that person go and do what he/she wants with his life.
Last night I lost my virginity to a hooker in my town. She was 26 years old, but really cute with blue eyes and brown hair. A little bit short considering I am really tall (idk your metric system for height, sorry). She had a nice round ass and small tits which I sucked all time long. I tried everything I could remember from porn and didn't cum after 50 mins of sex in various different positions. After we ended she gave me her phone number and asked me to message her, which idk if I will.
That was it, you can go back for your cuck porn now. Next week I'll bring some more.
>>29862637
I want details, was she moaning, or was she just grunting since she was a whore
>>29862683
One time, when we were doing the missionary default position I could hear her breathing and moaning really hard, also when I was fucking her from behind which seemed that it was her favorite position.
>>29862637
Good for you, Anon. Glad you enjoyed yourself and lifted that heavy weight of virginity off your shoulders.
>when the feel drops
REEEE--E-E-E-EEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--EEEEEE-E-E-E-E-E-E-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29862625
How do you expect us to reply? What is the intended direction of this thread? How does it feel to be unwanted irl as well as on your internet safe haven? Luckily you can fix this. Lurk more, and try to create quality open ended threads when you've posted enough replies to understand how this place works.It is not your personal space too post le randum autistic shit like this. Fuck off, thanks.
>>29862687
do you get it though
instead of
>when the beat drops
i posted
>when the feel drops
and amended the traditional "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..." so it's broken up and resembles dubstep
do you get it
>>29862687
>>29862742
also thanks for the reply i didn't think i'd get any :)