>Go outside (ahahahahah)
>See this
>what do?
>>28093733
>33
Praise Kek, you have been blessed
/r9k/ is always watching you, anon
>>28093733
climb up on the roof and join the hiveREEEEEE
Would you fuck a guys gf right in front of him if he was tied up? And if he would never know where you lived or who you were? pic unrelated
I wouldn't. It's a disgusting idea.
>>28093648
I would too be honest senpaiI like that version, the opposite I can't understand at all
Maybe I'd stare in his eyes a little too
>>28093648
I would cuck some guy.Would prefer to be the guy tied up desu senpai
Do you degrease your pizzas /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA
>>28093521
Ulillillia pls go
and work on platform masters while you're at it
>>28093521
Holy shit the aspergian autodidact genius is back
all hail ulillillia
No because I don't order disgusting grease pies from corporate carboard chains like dominoes little caesars or pizza butt.
Local pizza is 100% of the time always better.
Who here ISFJ?
>Have 3-5 friends constantly laying their burdens and feelings on me
>Everyone always wants you smiling so they can use you as an emotional tampon
>Feels like I'm Rogue absorbing all the sadness of others
>Feel genuinely guilty if I'm not there for someone
>No one ever asks how I'm doing
I can't hardly take it anymore. I feel like I'm about to collapse.
>>28093485
At least you're not an INFP who's born to feel. It's a death sentence if you're a guy.
INFJ here, but definitely familiar with these feels. I worried that getting a job in social services could be the end of me as far as these feels go, but it's actually been really good. At least now I'm getting paid to be a tampon and I have a very healthy enviroment in which it is easy to set boundaries.
You just gotta realize, friend, that you have a skill that not many others do. You can't always expect the same things out of life as you put in. The most important thing is that you realize you have a talent and you deserve to treat yourself at very...
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I'm not even isfj and I'm always the emotional tampon. Usually I don't mind but it's definitely exhausting talking people out of their bad feels and I can never find anyone that can help in any way when I have bad feels.
>tfw the true horror of wagecuck is starting to set in
>every day will be the same until death or retirement followed by death
What are some compelling reasons to stay alive? Death seems like such a peaceful alternative.
>>28093467
"I hadn't seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing happens and you have to pretend to be interested in your work. And, furthermore, that some people have a sex life and others don't just because some are more attractive than others. I wanted to acknowledge that if people don't have a sex life, it's not for some moral reason, it's just because they're ugly. Once you've said it, it sounds obvious, but...
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>>28093467
get a better job, do something you enjoy doing. I don't REALLY like my field, but I get to switch projects a lot which keeps life from getting monotonous.
>>28093536
>just get an amazing job bro
>just be urself bro
>going on my first date next week
Where should I take her? I have no idea what to do.
>>28093434
take her somewhere where you wont sperg
EG the arcade or something
something you can actually participate in without having a very high chance to fail
if you're 30 years old or something just leave this boardleave this board normalfag, after this thread ree
>buy a 98 Mustang,the best car in the world
>take her to burger king
>finger her
Priceless
>>28093434
Burger King. Bitches love Burger King.
I have a couple of swag fags and stacies harping about not being able to find a job and stressed out about student loans, it their senior year and all they did throughout college was get drunk and went to class.
I've been able to secure a job at a big and prestigous firm, I did 6-7 classes a semester and I was active around campus, I also used that expierence to leverage myself opportunities to meet with alumni and apply for scholarships so I could pay for school without working. came from a blue collar family. I'm well known around campus and they've been...
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>>28093423
I have good grades and I need to start doing what you're doing, the problem is I'm bad with people so even though I have the skill necessary to excel communicating with classmates is difficult.
I need to be more active around campus like you are, luckily I'm very very far from graduating.
Just speak in empty platitudes like they do to you on here.
"It'll be okay bro, if I can do it you can do it"
"Just bee yourself"
>>28093423
>Implying your a robot and not chad
Good job prospects and social? Fuck off normie reeeeee
>you will never get a 16 year old cockbunny gf like Doj
>>28093242
> tfw you will never be a white knight in trade school
> tfw you will never have a cockbunny who calls you daddy
> tfw you will never browse tumblr 23 hours a day
Why live when you can't even be Doj?
>>28093242
Doj is a grill? I always pictured him as an owerweight foreigner with a flower on his head.
>>28093286
Not sure about having a gf, but he's admitted to orbiting a 16 year old girl. Fuck you OP for making a thread about the most cancerous person on /r9k/.
Why are there so many tripfags here now? Can't they all go and start their own tumblr page or something?
am i tripping
>>28093279
Almost anon, try attention whoring a little harder, maybe spam your skype user in random threads in the hopes that a qt will add you for your witticisms
>>28093239
>implying you don't love me
I'll agree theres been a surge of newfags taking on trips
however they also dissapear within a week because they are completely irrelevant
I'm the favourite trip on this board anyway
>little bro's dieing
>visit him in hospital
>he literally asks me why he has to die and what kind of a cruel world god's created where the rich can prosper and the poor must wither and die
what the fuck is going on with my life man
Your little brother sounds like a faggot who was tainted by pseudo-Christian optimism
Better to die early than to go through life a deluded loser
>>28093234
Your little brother was a liberal. He deserves this.
>>28093275
>>28093327
ill die for your brother
im a virgin at 21 anyway
if he lives by miracle just know it wasnt for free
>See threads on here about interpals
>People say even virgins and losers can score foreign girls on there
>"robots" talk about their success with girls on the website
I made an account and messaged like 10 girls and still no response.
Like I am not even sending pervy messages I am just saying What's up and introducing myself
What the fuck am I really that ugly
Go for the Russians
>>28093226
>>What the fuck am I really that ugly
I know that feel.
>>28093245
Russians are the most materialistic pieces of shit ever, if op is ugly he better be driving a Ferrari.
>>28093245
I was trying asian and russian girls because I heard they were the easiest
Am I just not saying the right stuff?
Do they know I am autistic just from looking at me?
Are DOGGOS taking over /r9k/? Catfags seem to have admitted defeat.
Of course. You boys can't compete with dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>28093152
doggos confirmed to be completely overunning the board
>>28093266
Absolute degeneracy. She must be pulling our legs.
Black guy here, why are white guys such trash when it comes to group work?
>last month I had a group project with this white guy
>tell him I'll work on the bulk of it while he works on a minor part
>he doesn't do shit until the night before
>turns out we lost 10% of our mark due to him fucking up on that one minor part because he didn't even follow the instructions
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Because i don't like working with niggers
Idk it's the white niggers that do that
The educated and hardworking ones arent shitters and actually do work.
>>28093138
White male here. Us whites are still used to owning slaves (such as yourself) so we are lazier during group work.
He died. He's fucking dead. I don't understand... why God?
>>28093137
Were you expecting that not to happen?
It's all inevitable and the clock is ticking.
I'm listening OP. Tell me what happened.
>why God?
*tips fedora*
>Be me
>Be 16
>Everyone thinks I'm some sort of Neo-Nazi
>Friendzoned by 2 Girls
>One girl comments on FB Post about having new BF
>I ask if serious
>Her arab of a best friend comments saying its serious, I dont believe him
>I inbox arab to find out if was being serious
>Arab has cocky attitude...
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Put a 'clock' in his locker, or a bunch of isis paraphernalia
>>28093130
ignore all, take a trip and leave phone at home
when you find a place that mostly resembles a forest, sit there and think about this situation
take your time
>>28093196
Not a bad Idea NGL, might just plaster his house with ISIS propoganda and flags