>tfw no landsraad bf
>>28095585
>tfw no bene gesserit gf
>>28095585
>tfw no spice in your life
>No spiceworm to swallow you and end your suffering when you wander out into the desert
Also with modern make up and other beauty tools 80% of girls looks beautiful (at least in my country) and if you are average or ugly boy , or you have bad social skills you are doomed in a life of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desire. Why? this fucking existence is painful, and it depends 90% by the genetic lottery... you are a rejected man and you can't do nothing about it.. and don't tell me bullshits, if you are not a chad, you are not allowed to live a life without loneliness. It's fucking painful because you can see wherever you go beautiful girls,...
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>wearing a mask makes girls look beautiful
No, it really doesn't. In every before & after pic, the before ALWAYS looks better.
>>28095588
wtf are you saying... are you blind?
>>28095550
Take a 2/10 man and a 2/10 woman. Getting a beautiful woman is easier than being one.
What does /r9k/ think of videos like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0PVDsOUkWw
I just wish it was the 90s/early 00s when none of these people would have been caught dead using computers/internet.
i think i should be dead
>>28095472
>tfw I can't watch the embed with my iPad.
>tfw I can't copy and paste the link because it glitches the fuck out and selects the entire page.
This is almost as bad as webms.
Can you just describe the video? Is this a rant about men being entitled to pussy for being "nice"?
Suspect showed up with a rifle
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/24/us/wisconsin-shooting-school-prom/
>>28095443
Nah it's those Prom cost they are way to high.
>>28095443
Suspect left a letter saying it was because no trap would penetrate him.
>pic related
>>28095443
who is suprised anymore
high school is the new college
middle school is the new high school, kids fucking and snapchatting left and right
what is funny is how adults stlll just "cant understand why all these kids are snapping and attacking their classmates"
western civ is doomed guys, stay safe out there
>Die right now
>Get reincarnated
>Be born into a rich family
>Only one catch
>You like pic related
What do?
Beg for Chad's cock
>>28095412
fingerblast my puss
>>28095412
So, let me get this straight. Do I like pic related, I like the person from pic related or do I become like pic related?
Why don't you have a bf anon? You're such a nice girl.
>>28095373
The only person to ask that was my cousin, every one else calls me manly and makes it clear that they wouldn't date me.
>>28095373
Because I'm too busy getting orbited by betas on the internet
>>28095373
I'm a lesbian, therefore I'm not sexually attracted to men.
>be 17, senior in HS
>virgin no gf ever
>really cute girl, a little bit chubby is at my table in a high school cooking class
>i pretend to have no clue how to measure or cook at all so she'll talk to me more
>it works pretty well
>i make her laugh a lot and im kind of popular, at least in her mind
>junior girl gives me shit about liking her
>she goes quiet
>i ask her to homecoming in front of the whole class on the spot
>she gives me the best hug i ever have gotten and says yes
>we start texting a lot
>ihavenocluewhatimdoing.gif
>im pushed by the awkwardness of the idea of my mom driving us to homecoming
>balls up and get my drivers license the day of home coming
>i get to drive for the first time ever and im picking up the most beautiful girl whos ever spoken to me
>her mom takes pictures of us as i put the flower thing right above her budding little boobies (i want that pic ;_;)
>we go to the dance and everything felt pretty natural
>awkward slow dancing for 2 hours
>she says she really likes me and wants me to go to the 10th grade home coming party
>i say no and ask her to the SENIOR party, cuz we have beer
>i basically spazz that i wana hang with my friends and not hers and my party would be cooler
>we decide to just part ways after the dance and go to our own parties (idiot she wanted to fuck you)
>she kisses me before we leave, just a peck but damn, love is real
>i spend the rest of the year awkwardly texting her, ask her to prom over text and then back out lol
>one of the first times i got REALLY drunk i text her blink182 lyrics
>cringeee.png
>through it all she is still trying, even after i go to college she tries to visit me on shark week to smoke weed together
>no clue why i didnt want that to happen..
>farther and farther inbetween talking
>finally she moves on to a really rich friend i introduced her too and they start dating
>he later tells me they broke up because she was obsessed with me
>wtf.jpeg
>why was i so dumb?
1/2
>>28095364
If you want her, go be with her. Life is short brother, so find out quick if it can work.
>she matures more as i creep her non stop through social media
>becomes one of the most beautiful girls thats ever came from my school
>she has straight A's and a pilots license, shes going to be a doctor
>shes dating a black guy that was on TV playing college basketball last month and is said to go pro
>i dropped out of college and settled for a girl that reminds me of her
>it could have...
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>>28095440
>>28095364
You would've just dragged her down. She's better off without you.
Daily Tinder thread. Why aren't you on Tinder? It's the best way to find entertaining and local roasties.
Or this woman in an open marriage. Message her blackbots!
This just appears to be a baby using the website.
>>28095286
And here's the baby visiting her baby.
Things are tough out there. Babies having babies
"Anon, have you given any thought to what you would like to eat for your last meal?"
>>28095208
A cheeseburger with bacon and guacamole, fries, and a Dr pepper
>>28095252
Not gonna make it
>>28095208
Chickenbreast with Brocolli.
>>28095252
>plebs unironically eat this garbage
Anyone wanna tell stories about ridiculous relationships?
>be me
>high school
>5'9" beta
>be a huge flirt throughout 4 years, well-liked, but too beta to seal the deal with any girls and thus thought a gay
>junior year, girl transfers in from one of the incest states
>shortstack, pure anglo, big tits, blonde hair, and blue eyes
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>>28095204
"you cucked yourself" - DJ Khaled
>senior year
>come back
>she doesn't look me in the eyes when we pass in the hall
>develop relationship with carribean qt i was friends with prior to meeting shortstack
>the two hated each other and i picked the one with the tits
>but i'll settle for her
>friends, nothing more, sort of flirt
>she sends me booty pictures...
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>>28095204
You tried to steal a girl from her boyfriend and she ended up doing the right thing. If she did leave him, you would've had some shitty girl that leaves on the first sign that something is wrong.
>Be 23-year-old soon-to-be medfag
>Temporarily NEET while waiting for school to start
>Girlfriend who lives with me is currently in graduate school for physical therapy
>She procrastinated like crazy and now has loads of work to do
>She's begging me to do some of it for her because she "can't handle it"
>Could easily do it, but I'm currently so fucking comfy
What...
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>>28095203
>temp neet
>has gf
>wants help
nice try turbofaggot
What kind of a cunt would get someone else to do their work for them?
Does she not have any exams or anything? Does she realize you wont be there for that?
tfw when i was 18-19 i had to take on my own workload and half my ex's because he always procrastinated, easily caught the flu, never got shit done on time, and i did his homework for him out of pity.
i only regret it.
DONT DO ANY OF HER WORK
ALSO DUMP HER FASTER THAN ANYTHING
DONT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID
>ironic use of niggerspeak and normie buzzwords have made them feel welcome here because they don't realize it's ironic
You have inly yourselves to blame for the normalfag infestation tee bee aych family members
>>28095193
> be autistic
> shut-in NEET
> absolutely no friends
> do nothing but lurk /r9k/ and read manga
So I fit all the criteria except skin colour and for that you'll deny me.
>>28095929
yuhp.
>>28095193
I don't see it that often desu senpai. Especially these days.
>>28095929
I never said anything about not wanting blacks here, they're fine as long as they're robots, I just mean using normie language will make normies feel like they fit in and won't leave
>So, you said you spend most of your time on the internet...
>What sort of things do you do online? What types of websites do you mostly visit?
>just random things like comedy sites or playing flash games haha
>haha
>Therapist asked me this
>"J-just this and that"
>>28095181
"i mostly check your facebook"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohGBIl2aPvA
Does anyone else here unironically listen to Moonman?
I'm not actually racist, I judge blacks just as I would judge anybody else if I meet them in person. I just enjoy hearing an unambiguously pro-white song after being bashed in the media and by my university and so on constantly. I also thoroughly enjoy how badly it upsets SJWs.
It helps that it's absolutely hilarious.
>>28095165
Moonman is pretty funny, but I wish someone with a good voice would make covers. I don't like the Microsoft voice very much.
>>28095201
I disagree, I think the silly robot voice makes it that much better. It wouldn't be even 10% as funny if it was an actual person, and you know it would just be some nerdy skinny white kid who would try so hard to make it sound good, but it would sound so gay. The robot voice is perfect.
It's 2004 twelve year old humor. Are Drew Pickles videos going to make a comeback too?
Anyone ever thought about how shit it bust be for our bodies and minds to sit on our computers all day for years?
yeah. have a standing desk at work now :^)
This is why i started lifting 4 years ago and taking 1hour long walks everyday.
>>28095115
>tfw the Pepe action figure will never be produced