How do I find MIlFs or hot older women to fuck?
I am 24, but I want to fuck hot older women.
How do I do this? How do you hit on hot older women?
Where do you find hot older women?
>>29865132
I usually see them at restaurants alone at the bar by themselves on weekday nights. The ones in my town look pretty hot and friendly, but you never know. I always see them talking to whoever is the bartender and having a friendly chat or watching whatever is on the big screens.
I don't know how one would go about talking to them though.
>>29865132
I'm younger than you and have fucked only women, ranging from a couple months to over twice my age. Goth/80's clubs are the most straightforward way.
>>29865296
Only older women. I swear, there's a problem with my
Keyboard.
Robots with jobs: Age, Job, Education, why do you come here?
>age
22, almost 23.
>job
Manager of a small logistics company.
>education
Working on a BS in psychology and a BS in neuroscience. Going to get an MBA, do the Peace Corps for two years, and then apply for medical school.
>why do you come here
Nothing better to do. I'm a /trv/fag and don't have very many hobbies besides /trv/. Trying to find some good pasttimes is my current struggle.
>>29865091
>age:
20
>job:
None
>education:
I'm studing at university: computer science
>why do I come here:
My nights has nothing better to offer. I feel somewhat less alone knowing that someone's in my same situation.
Also, you guys are funny, and you make me not think about problems.
>>29865091
24
Cook
Did 2 years of Chemical Engineering and Law before dropping out because no money
I come here because I tend to enjoy threads here more than any other board.
>tfw I was born white
>tfw I wish I was born muslim
>I would have multiple wives
>I'd be able to rape hot Swedish womenz and get away with it bc cucks and SJW would defend me
>I'd have 72 virgins in Heaven for all eternity guaranteed once I die
Being white in 2016 is suffering
>tfw will never speak rough arabic
>tfw you'll never get to blow up kikes bc they're your religions enemy
If you lived in a certain part of Canada, I can tell you that in about 5 years I'd make you glad to have been born white
>tfw I fell for the gf meme
I feel so stupid. It has become a chore to hang out/text her. Fuck you guys for trolling a fellow robot.
>mention to my gf that i'm going to trim my beard
>she begs me to let her help me with it
>takes a huge chunk out of it on the first stroke, forcing me to shave it all off
careless fucking cunt. 100% going to break up with her over this.
I desperately try to warn people away from the roastie meme, but I have a feeling I'm one of the few bonafide volcel misogynists here.
>>29864981
>careless fucking cunt.
lmao you really think she did that on accident?
you got played fool
>tfw no kalayaan fighting, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, mata straining, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling...
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I almost had a heart attack when I couldn't find a post from yesterday in the archive, but I still had the yesterday's thread open on my computer, so my 1 year+ streak is still intact.
Also, does anybody know what happened to pinoy? Her face was wack but I still liked looking at pics of her C+ body.
I respect your discipline and ambition + each time I see that picture I just want to bend her over a tree stump, rip her pants down, lick her asshole furiously and then bang her doggystyle while pulling on those giant pigtails.
talk about your weirdest fetishes
>>29864889
I just want a woman to like me enough to make an effort.
>>29864889
Ponyboy reporting in.
I've received a lot of hate in these threads for some reason.
I've been lifting for like three years and I finally have a body that gets mires. If mires were to turn into objectification, like seeing my body simply for the use it can provide as though they were sizing up an animal for purchase and use, that'd be awesome.
I want to be bound up in leather, plugged with a majestic tail, and dominated by a woman in a riding uniform.
She treats me as any loving horse owner would- feeding me sugar cubes for good behavior, training me out of my stable, washing and brushing me, cuddling and petting me. I pull her chariot to town and wait patiently outside while she takes care of business.
Occasionally she uses me for her own sexual satisfaction or breeding with some of her other livestock.
I wish I had a massive terrifying cock, only 7" which is big (so I hear, I never feel big) but not anywhere horse-boy enough.
anybody else share this feel? I haven't told my current gf about it because I suspect she'd not follow through all the way, she's very vanilla. I'd get occasional pony treatment but she'd never commit to a solid weekend, week, or months which would be ideal for me.
>>29865128
yeah that's pretty degenerate, and in a thread like this that's saying something
we should just ignore faggots like you
oh wait
>Robots makes thread about white women btfo
>it's a porn set
>He's still a virgin
>he's still a neet
>He's still a loser
Remember to hate and feel inferior to those negros, goyim. Don't be a problem for the 1%, just hate naggers
What? I thought it was the jews making those threads...
>>29864903
That's right. Don't question any of the media that makes you hate the blacks and DEFINITELY don't ask if they're hearing the same messages about you.
MOST IMPORTANT THING is to NOT question who could benefit from white/black conflict.
Nigs are from the ghetto, they have big dicks and want to rape your girlfriend and steal your money. Their lives are just like hip hop music videos.
Got it goy- I mean anon?
So im gonna hire an escort. Last time I did I couldnt cum. Will edging before I meet up with her make me cum faster?
GG at wasting your money on the genital jew.
>>29864909
What do you fuck?
>>29864973
At this point I do clothes.
Do you guys spend time in nature?
the trees will heal you
Or at least sit out in your backyard or a park
I garden.
My plants can't save me though.
I sure would love to have a normie-free forest nearby...
>tfw you moved to Arizona for work and it's unbearably hot every single day
Phoenix is the most uncomfy place I have ever been. The weather never changes. So far it's almost always 105+ degrees and cloudless. Even at night you can feel the heat still radiating off the street. I can't watch the rain from my window or drive to the beach and feel the cool ocean breeze. I can't take a walk in the woods or listen to a gentle stream. The only thing I like about Arizona is the lack of mosquitoes. I just want to be back in my...
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>>29864834
Desert comfy is a different kind of comfy.
Speaking as someone who had to move from the PNW to the four corners area.
Would you like some advice on how to properly embrace the desert comf or are you just going to stew in your misery? Either options totally understandable.
>>29864864
Tell me how to embrace the desert comf, Anon.
>>29864985
stop being a bitch
oreg
is there anyone here that isn't miserable/actually likes their life
Likes? No
Content? Yes
My life is no worse than anybody elses here, I'm just more okay with it than others
>>29864810
my life is actually okay tier now, I mostly come here to motivate personal growth to those still trapped via emotional abuse
My life is alright. I'm 23 years old, still in school, work full-time, and have been to several dozen countries on my own dime. I think, so far as 2016 goes, I've been to seven different countries already, including my own and Canada.
However, most of my good friends are moving away and I just had a break-up. I don't feel miserable by any means, but I'm incredibly bored. I'm much more of an introvert than not, but I don't have shit to do on a daily basis and have no good hobbies aside from traveling and riding my motorcycle.
So yeah...
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How many of you robots want to improve yourselves or your situations?
Do you believe it possible for you to improve yourself so much that you ascend to normiehood?
Would your life really be so much better if it was possible and you did it?
If you're working on it, what steps or measures are you taking?
>>29864761
bamperooni bambooni
>>29864761
I have improved myself and I am still improving.
I wen back to school several years ago to get a chemical engineering degree which would give me a career. Now I'm in a pre-phd program and doing undergraduate research which is pretty cool.
My health and fitness is pretty bad right now. I've gained about 15 pounds in the past year due to stress eating junk food, this has also been really expensive. I've cut out take-out but I need to get better at cooking so that I enjoy my meals.
I...
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>>29864761
>Do you believe it possible for you to improve yourself so much that you ascend to normiehood?
I don't think that's possible, since basically my entire life and personality would have to do a 180. as such I don't have much desire to try and improve myself.
https://join.skype.com/wL2deEp5LuSU
Time for a wild night of open r9k skype group. Bored? Lonely? Join this skype group and meet new people. Who knows who'll come through the portal.
Bump for faggot OP
>using skype like a fucking NORMIE
Don't bother, there's no QT's in here
No such thing as girls on /r9k/
>there are two possible things that happen when you die
>1. You are born again as something else just like you were born a human being. This is different from reincarnation because there is no "you" that carries over-the only "you" that carries over is the only you that exists which is everything in this universe. You can't stop being conscious or being a life form because the alternative is being soil on mars or being involved in a fusion reaction in the sun-these things aren't conscious and...
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>>29864564
>I have a feeling
because your feelings have been such a successful guide in your life right? ;^)
>>29864564
its because of the human condition. one of its many symptoms, in fact. were the smartest, so its kinda hard to imagine how grand our lives are and how grand theirs are, simply because we have issues putting things to scale.
think about it, anon. a few days may notbe much to us, but thats the ants ENTIRE LIFE. its the same reason why life seems to go by so slowly wen youre younger. wen youre 2, 1 year is half your life, but wen youre 80, 1 year is an 80TH of your life.apply this reasoning to the ant. its all relative.
>>29864586
You can't empirically prove what happens after you die. This is why I said I have a feeling.
The main problem with proving what happens after you die is the assumption that you go somewhere and that necessitates tracking down where you go.
But your entire being from head to toe has gone somewhere at around 3 times already if you're reading this (assuming you're around 21). Every atom in your body has been swapped out around 3 times.
So, which atom do we track for finding out where...
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/r9k/
What's your breaking point that will be the final straw that will result in your suicide?
I don't have a breaking point but being 21 now if I haven't been employed in comfortable/high paying job, haven't had a few decent girlfriends or one loyal girlfriend and haven't gone overseas by the time I'm 28, I'll happily kill myself with no backing out at the last minute
A lot of people talk about and contemplate suicide on this board but I've this shit planned from the age of 16. I'm more than ready to die but I have inner determination to carry on with life until I finally fuck things up so bad that I can say, "Hell at least I tried".
Method of suicide? Buy some High grade heroin from a friend overseas and overdose in a hotel in another country. I won't be discovered until the staff knock on the door because I was suppose to check out hours ago.
Or, hire a small truck/Ute and have a hose from the exhaust going through a water powered generator filling up the two front seats with fumes while i smoke a joint then pass out.
Fuck life it's been nothing but shit
Pic related: The one song that really sums up how I feel.
http://youtu.be/o1Xsj9-3Pvo
"Why does my soul feel so bad?..He'll open doors"
>>29864534
>dad used to play this song during early 2000's when I was a child
>never knew what song it was until now
t-thanks, Anon
>>29864534
What is that cartoon I like it