Is it possible to be a black robot? Or have we been outdone in the nugget sciences by Chad?
It's very possible. Ignore the cuckposters, the hate is real.
Yes. We are friendless, kissless virgins, and even NEETs.
This has to be the case here, this man has 3 different sauces. This is a nugget aficionado.
Hey /r9k/ Malfunctioning cyborg here. I have this reoccurring issue stemming from the fact that I have been diagnosed with MDD w/ psychotic features, which in my opinion, is the worst kind of depression due to undue stress from "hallucinations." I keep asking myself and other medically trained professionals whether "telepathy" is possible due to the vivid hallucinations, and I am reassured that it is absolutely impossible. I have even done my own research into the matter and ever study shows that it is impossible for a human to communicate telepathically;...
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>>28121632
>and I am reassured that it is absolutely impossible
It is not, however it's unlikely that what you are experiencing is telepathy.
>>28121632
you're asking the wrong board
depending on what answer do you want you have two paths
>>>/x/
>>>/sci/
I do have friends that are into astral projection though, and they assure me it's quite real. I'm not really assured to be honest.
>>28121632
it is all in your head anon, those voice come from yourself not from other people
Oh my goodness, what do we have here! Just another girl gamer twitch slut showing her pussy and getting banned I guess!
Boy I would rue the day to be a hot girl, especially if I streamed!
And the worst thing is that she'll probably get unbanned even though I slipped out nigger and got permanently banned (via IP). Outrageous!
Start licking the twitch admin's phallus, Lea. Suck like maggie simpsen!
oddshot.tv(fwd.slash)shot(fwd.slash)legendarylea-201604253335960
>>28121563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIX5bo8MOxQ
>>28121563
oh that's interesting. Didn't know they went as far as that these days. I guess it's a good thing that they're starting to show their true colors. They have always been sluts.
>>28121563
how the fuck can someone be so stupid their genitals fall out of their clothes, unless it was intentional?
i just dont understand, she is definitely gonna claim it was unintentional too
Offensive things you believed as a child
>white people don't need lotion because they don't get ashy
>couples only get divorced to ditch their kid
>dumb people are only screwing around to avoid doing work
>>28121548
>ashy
What the hell?
Is that like when black people's skin cells die, turn white, and start to fall off?
>>28121548
I used to think mudslime women were ninjas
>>28121593
It's dry skin but if you have dark skin, the flaky dry parts look whitish aka ashy.
I used to think I lived in Africa when I was super young because I lived in a predominantly black city. My mom asked me where I lived to test me or some shit and I said that and she thought that was super hilarious apparently
Who else /successfulfamily/ here? Most members of my extended family are successful as fuck and I'm a fucking loser who can't even talk without stuttering like a retard. They probably pity me or feel disgust for me
How much will you inherit ?
my mom wasn't rich, but she was a successful criminal before I was born. She always worked hard, fed me well and gave me what I needed. I'm not rich, but successful as well. I own a house and have a wife and kid at least. My grandparents were both professors, my grandfather a successful journalist and grandmother a cellular biologist and botanist. Most of both sides are doing well for themselves. My cousin is a semi-famous hairdresser. Many are accomplished musicians.
My dad was a useless junkie though.
>tfw surprised I didn't write the OP
We all know that guilt and self-destruction/isolation go hand in hand. Maybe the reason why you're a robot are deeper and more disturbing than you realize and you just repressed it.
What stuff do you feel the most guilty or SHOULD feel guilty about?
Why would something create me just to make me hate myself and feel guilt over the fact that I even exist?
I'm missing some things, but basically:
>I have a shit temper, I have said a lot of hurtful things to people in the past and rekt many relationships
>at some point I figured out how to change myself, and it worked for a bit. I began to prioritize being a better person. Life was still painful but it felt better.
>but one night I slipped up and it basically destroyed all...
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>>28121692
>one time I stole a bunch of shit from a supposed friend when I was younger
Oh and I returned most of it
She actually fucking forgave me (cautiously), too. What the fuck.
I attempted to join the military but chickened out a month before the leaving date after realizing there was no way I was physically capable. I wasted a lot of people's time, government money, and lots of hope my friends and family had for me.
Pic related is a Stacy that left Fox for Chad Thunder CrOCK(odile)
>>28121357
But they never even dated, they're literally just work partners and friends
There was nothing even showing they were interested in each other that way
Holy fuck all species mixers should die
>>28121388
Oh......... SHES STILL A STACY
time for a good old alchie thread
>tfw taking shots of rum in the morning
what are my fellow losers drinking
>>28121283
Just beer for now, not that much that it would serverly hurt my health but I need it to numb away the pain of seeing all the normies every day and knowing I will never have what they have.
Im not a full alcoholic yet like you guys
Got a couple tallboy Fosters for tonight
get to work and drink
This thread is for people that are 6ft/182cm or taller
Manlet cucks need not apply
>>28121265
>Under 6'4"
>Tall
Manletts, when will they learn?
>>28121265
186 cm, and i want to be taller
>189cm
feelsgoodman.avi
Does anyone else like to look at really ugly and fat women, and imagine them rejecting you cause you're not Chad?
>>28121239
Why do ginger girls look so fucking hideous without makeup but so beautiful with makeup?
Nobody else has this kind of shit as much as they do.
>>28121239
Maybe if she didn't shave her eyebrow...
>>28121271
This one is pretty without.
> tfw to pray is to accept defeat
>tfw you just want for the meat show to end
>tfw it's planted a seed of all-consuming, impotent rage deep within your heart
>tfw you know this existence is a great injustice to all involved in it, but that doesn't stop you from hating people
>tfw supposed to hate the game and not the players, but people bait you into getting dirty with them
I want to end it right now but I'm afraid if I did nothing would change
>>28121227
>not having a motorcycle and a sleeping bag, and ten or fifteen girls
So you're going to ignore the fact that for most of history everyone, including the most bad ass of people, prayed to gods? And that even today many of the happiest and most successful of people pray?
I've started eating lunch with a girl from one of my classes. We're friends, and she talks openly and candidly with me (something she doesn't do with many.)
I've got TWO WEEKS before I leave HS forever. (Yes, mods, I'm 18.)
How do I get her close enough to fuck her in that amount of time? I already know she likes me, I just need to speed up the social process between budding friendship and sex.
Help me here, /r9k/. I want to go into College a Chad in training, not a bot.
Things about her:
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>>28121201
You don't. She doesn't see you as a sexual partner, anon. Any day now she's going to tell you about the chadrone she's fucking.
>>28121237
That's the thing. She doesn't have a Chad. I want to BE the Chad. I want to steal her from some poor orbiter/robot/failed normie.
Bump. Can't anyone help? Or will I have to wing it?
Who here is your favorite Rapper /r9k/ ?
mine needs to go out to BONES and the whole SESH crew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IYght7FGdg
>>28121072
fuck you you fucking normie
>>28121072
If you've only been listening to hip hop a couple years please refrain from discussing it. It's embarassing.
>>28121072
why don't you go hang out with a bunch of stupid niggers and accept that you can't appreciate anything in music besides what words the people are saying. cut your little white dick off and become a eunich who is kekekekecucked while his mom is railed by jamal tyravius and dayvon.
>Anon. Thank god you're here. Someone tied me up and spanked my ass hard. Quick before he comes back!
Shit. Forgot my mask.
>>28121705
10/10 reply.
(original)
>>28121705
1st Post Best Post
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>tfw you don't like your own kind
>tfw you realize your own kind is annoying as fuck
>tfw you cannot escape the ape
Black nationalism is the answer. Promote anti jewism among your people. It is a natural purgative.
>>28121020
Well maybe if you didn't have such low self-esteem, your life would be better.
>>28121064
My self-esteem is fine. It's just that these people are top tier annoying.