FIRST TUMBLR CUNTS TAKE PEPE FROM US AND NOW THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL OUR VERNACULAR
FUCK OFF YOU SJW SHIT STOP APPROPRIATING OUR CULTURE YOU FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Worst part is, we cant do anything about it
/r9k/ culture died a slow painful death ages ago
now's the time to give it up
We were fucked the moment the shrek copypasta became inexplicably viral like a year ago. Everyone was introduced to ironic shitposting, it made places like this more accessable to them, they started to think they were special because they made things shitty on purpose
hack_blastard is the greatest /r9k/ poster alive. I admire everything about him. I do not go one day without him in my thoughts.
I have about as much respect for hack as I do for jesus christ and ron paul himself. He is supreme. He is true /r9k/. He is fresh. He is aesthetics af.(look at pic related) He is yung lean. he is sick. he is /fa/. I'm literally crying right now and feeling euphoric just thinking about him.
He is the most fullfilled anti-normie infantilized masculine notability. He is American Dream. He is neurotypicality. He is chivalry. He is Plato. He is /patrician/
He's 15
>>28123202
The autism is strong in this one
349hgb
He's pretty ugly
When will this tripfag cancer end
Here is the map we were left off with from last thread. I'm going to be putting up a minecraft server soon where we can work to create a perfect mock robot society on an island. It's going to be whitelisted, so put your username and what you have to contribute/building plans on the minecraft server itt.
Forgot to mention, we're going to be using a technic platform modpack. http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/jarjacksn-pack-2.586311
You will need a fairly decent computer to run it and you have to dedicated at least a couple gigs of ram in the technic launcher settings.
>>28122772
flukethecool is my minecraft account. I'll build whatever needs building. I made the flag and currency last night.
>>28122812
Yo, my laptop chugs like shit on vanilla with lowest settings. Won't be joining the server.
god tier robot food
hot-cheetos
>>28119605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w77xu1LYdws
Reviewbrah reviewed that
>>28119678
He looks suave as fuck, but he reviews fucking fast food...?
I was just trying to talk to this girl on skype and this is what happens. I mean is this like the ultimate fuck you from a girl or what? I just don't fucking get it. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG?
>>28119018
>Im doing cam sex
>Can u pls stop typing
why are you even bothering with this bitch? she is not worth it, you are better than that
>>28119018
>I care about you
Come on dude, I thought we all agreed on this.
Girls don't like betas
Caring for a bitch is not alpha.
>>28119018
you're the most annoying type of orbiter, almost indian tier
hehe :) how are you :) you look so beautiful princess please notice me :)
/femdom general/
You know the drill.Why did the reinstating of the robot cause all the generals on /r9k/ to die? it's not hard to get around it, idiots.
They died because the mods banned them
>>28106412
How do you ban an entire general?
Even if you banned the OP, someone would take over, right?
The shittiest generals(femdom feels)are still up regularly.
>>28106376
>piercings
automatic boner kill
who /is jealous of robots/ here
if you're jealous of us than you must be on a whole new plane of pathetic
>>28130062
What's there to be jealous of again?
>>28130097
yes exactly.its nothing personel, kid.
>tfw no hackathon bf
I'm here 4 u sweet thang
heard from that cumdumpster of an exbf of yours lately? is he still cutting my name into his jizz soaked flesh?
>tfw no third poster bf
>tfw no gf to piss with
>not even a female friend to piss with
:(
that feeling when no close bond
>no filthy gf who casually shits herself
>ywn pee on your gf while she pees on you
Hey anon, do you want to come to the Trump rally with me?
your orange like him lol
Dang, you became a slag cunt.
>>28129495
>stand in line for four hours
>scummy guys try to sell you bootleg trump merch
>old conservative granny keeps yelling at you about mexicans or whatever
>protestors won't stop yelling about mexicans or whatever
>food is barely edible
>trump is late
>they keep playing the same twelve songs over...
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ARE ANY OF YOU FUCKERS ACTUALLY REAL ??????!!!!!????
>>28129328
How many layers of irony are we on right now?
I wish I wasn't real sometimes.
>>28129328
I am y0u
>tfw found out gf cucked me so I crapped in her purse
Did she cuck you with a BBC?
>>28129300
cucking =/= cheating
>>28129391
I don't know if he was british or not.
What do you want to be waiting for you in the afterlife, robots?
>>28129279
>not a transparent template
what the fuck are we supposed to do with this?
>>28129295
You're supposed to print it out, cut out the white bit and hang yourself.
>>28129279
In order of preference
>obliteration
>celestial observatory all by myself where I can view all other realities for fun
>rebirth into advanced society in a different universe with slightly less stringent laws of physics
>oh wait it was all a dream, take off VR headset or whatever and am somewhere where everything is okay by nature
>rebirth as someone who accepts...
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>you've lived long enough to see /r9k/ go from feels threads and esoteric memes to random spam made by 12 year olds
it's not random, it's targeted spam by shills of the cuck porn industry (jews)
>esoteric
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJqAO6cwvfw
Listen with me
>>28129165
It's because shitposts sell. Positive replies or negative, shitposts pull them in by the hundreds. Meanwhile, boring, intelligent threads get ignored.
I just had sex, for the third time, with a woman I don't like; and I feel so empty inside. A legitimate 2/10. Should I kill myself tonight?
How does one have sex with cute girls anyway?
Maybe, but let's have a look at her before you do anything rash
>>28129434
just b urself :)))) works for me t b h
you gotta have bad sex a few times to appreciate the times u have good, good sex.