> autistic neet lives at home
> blames everyone else for his problems
> does nothing but play vidya and post on the internet all day
> kissless hugless virgin
> normal people are repulsed by him
tfw CWC is the quintessential robot
>>28163409
most robots aren't actually autistic
>>28163409
Please don't compare me to Christine
>>28163409
I want to know what for is he asking money this time?
Good morning, wagecuck.
You are almost past the halfway point of your work week.
Another day, another dollar.
fuck you and these threads.
>>28162701
I feel your anger wagie so you understand my pain now? The pain of not getting my monthly NEETbux because you're too lazy to work an extra shift? Go on now chop chop!
I'm getting ready to go to sleep while all the wagecucks are getting up for work.
Fees good, man.
My birthday is coming up in 24 minutes. I've got nothing exciting planned, anyone want to chat or something?
>>28160056
Happy birthday to you anon.
Here is a Taylor Swift image for you.
How old will you be turning anon?
origina
Different time zone, I'll go running and then go into the city.
I know it's early but I wish you a happy birthday. Just do something you enjoy :)
how many girls actually enjoy sucking dick
bjs are my fetish but most girls seem to be bad at them or hate them so im realizing no gf will ever be able to satisfy me
what are you? 15yo? no one will suck you like a pornstar.
sex isn't porn, get over it faggot
I had a GF once who tought spitting was a "turn off"
Good sucks ain' gonna happen, but a bad suck is better than no suck
My gf says she likes having my cock in her mouth
You post here if you're a fag who can't interact with most fags because your the type of person to frequent this board.
>tfw no qt skelly bf who occasionally neglects his hygiene
>>28159196
>*you're
just end me now
>>28159196
I can't interact with anyone because I'm an ugly loser. Being gay is easy they said. It only ramps up the difficulty even more.
>>28159399
I'm pretty attractive but 99% of gay guys are repulsive either physically or personally so I don't bother
Hi there, /r9k/, this is my imaginary sister Daisy. She's very sweet, and a great listener. I've had an imaginary sister/mother for about 1.5 years, but I always loved Star Wars, and 5 months ago when I saw TFA, I thought Daisy looked like prime sister material, so I adopted her form and name for my imaginary sister.
I talk to her whenever I am alone, explain the video games I'm playing to her, argue about politics and philosophy, and so on.
Do you have an imaginary friend? If so, tell me about them. Or come in and chat anyways, just for fun.
>>28158823
daisy has kind of a moon face
her face is very creased and indented, there is almost a gross amount of depth to it
also wtf is that laceration on her cheek
it looks like andre the giant popped a pimple on her too hard or something
Bump I suppose, I guess there's not much interest but that's okay, even if only a couple people join and talk I will enjoy it. You don't have to have an imaginary friend.
>>28159163
I disagree, I find her very, very beautiful. Although yeah, she does have an interested scar. I don't know what it's from.
How does someone who's gong to be 26 in a month with no prior work experience pull one of the greatest comebacks ever?
Win the lottery I guess
>>28158679
This
It's too late, man
>>28158653
by accepting and embracing defeat
quick survey: how tall are you, robots? I want to know how much height is correlated with being a robot.
5'7'' manlet reporting in
>>28158505
6 foot 2 inches
I'm also a hungry skellington
>>28158505
five six
6'2", 200lbs.
I'm alright.
>finally meet a nice girl
>mfw I find out she's a christian
>>28158385
whats the downside famalam?
>>28158466
The downside is that she believes in fairies who tell her that sex is almost as bad as murder.
>>28159177
you sound like you're 15
>ONE chance at life
>born as a mexican in los angeles
I like Mexican guys.
You like Don Eduardo, anon? What kind of tequila do you drink?
Iktf
South central reporting
Why don't you have a black GF? They are built for sex
>>28158250
Because my white gf is hotter
My dick is legit small. Why would she be with me?
What is your honest to god opinion about him? Not posting this in /pol/ because Trump circle-jerk.
>>28158234
I think he knows nothing about how to run a successful country and only cares about poor minorities.
>>28158234
I can't thank Bernie enough to give so much hope for Reddit, and then let it slowly crumble away as Shillary takes the vote by storm.
Watching them desperately struggle to find a single possibility that he will be president, it's just too funny.
>>28158234
the ron paul of 2016, has a lot of lazy college student supporters which is why he never wins
>tfw no belly gf
>you will never watch in joy as she proudly plops her belly on the counter
good thread, post more belly gfs
>>28157466
>proudly plops her belly on the counter
That's it man, that's it. I'm fucking done,
You have successfully broken me. That sentence is the most offensive, most disgusting thing my eyes have ever had the misfortune of viewing,
What I'm trying to figure out, is what happened in your life. What the hell happened to you to make you shitpost about obese women on 4chan.
You make me want to vomit.
I dunno about plopping it on the counter but I do like me some soft white women.
They're great for cuddling <3
I'm trans. I didn't ask for this, I don't understand it, and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. But things are the way they are. I was born male, but I was never comfortable with my body, and I was always envious of girls at school growing up - the clothes they could wear, their long hair, how their voices sounded. I wanted to be like them, but I was a boy. I was stuck in this body.
When I hit puberty, I hated the changes in my body. You can't imagine how that feels - hating the hair growing in strange and uncomfortable places, the broadening shoulders, the deepening voice... It was all horrific.
When I discovered I was trans, it was like an awakening. I felt happy, for once, with the fleeting dream that I could change all this - that I could become a woman.
But I realize that I'm disgusting, I'm never going to be beautiful... All the years of hormone treatments haven't fixed much. My frame is too masculine, my large hands and feet and height are a dead giveaway. No one would believe me, or take me seriously.
I don't want pity. But tonight is the end, /r9k/. Goodbye. Thank you for reading.
Maybe in my next life, things will be right... And I will be born a girl.
peace out faggot. take your bullshit frozen with you.
>>28157161
Dude, let it go.
""""""trans""""" are just fags who want a life on easy mode and most of them kill themselves after they get 30 year old or they are going back to being a male.
Trans is just a phase, just keep living and it will get better*.
* Of course as an ugly male you'll have to get a good job for life to get better
>>28157161
OP.
Do what you want, but realize your reasoning is absolutely shallow and pathetic.
I am male but I'll never be brad pitt or johnny depp with millions of dollars and shrieking, drooling girls desperate for me.
Guess I'll end myself now.
That's what you sound like.
>tfw havent had a single friend since 7th grade
>tfw never had a gf or had sex/kiss
>tfw never even had the chance to beta orbit because i cant even get to the point of becoming friends with a girl
>only going to a cc three days a week and am averaging a few sentences of small talk a month
>never had a job and have somehow i have managed to procrastinate nearly a whole year to get a job (havent even finished one application...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
when going gets tough, just bring someone in your basement and you will never be alone again.
>tfw havent had gf since 7th grade
I have the relationship skills of a 13 year old
>>28157146
you might be joking, but i am slowly losing my grip on reality from the isolation.
i am starting to fear for myself and others.
please make the demons go away