Open a random folder and post the second image in it
sakura miku folder
old chiruchiru folder
you got my shitty wallpaper folder
So I wrote a poem for my oneitis robots. I already sent it.. Do you guys think I did good?
no
also
post the poem
Post poem AND cock!!!
>>28169584
I'm sitting here, in my car watching this cigarette burn. I look up and turn, to see raindrops falling. Burning holes in the ground where just yesterday my feet beat the heat of of retreat my heart seeks meet. I won't stop till I sleep.
But, this running doesn't stop. When you've been pushing so hard, going so fast, breaking ever limit you've ever had just to prove to dad that you bad or you rad. It's sad, to see everything that you are, everything that you've been, and everything...
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Can any women here care to explain why women as a whole don't just ask guys out?
Men are the least picky about who they go out with, meaning they are less likely to reject women than women are to reject men.
This means women should be the ones asking men out because it would start the most amount of relationships and is the only logical way to approach things.
But for some reason we have it backwards in real life.
Why is this?
I'm not sure, t b h.
I asked a guy to hang out with me yesterday. He said sure and now we're going to hang out on Saturday.
I feel like many girls put SO much emphasis on validation from men, and to lose that validation would be extremely hurtful.
Fuck off beta faggot, go back to /SOC/
They do. They just ask Chad
lol holy fuck look at this dumb roastie
women are worse than children, a 12 yr old boy would have saved the dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfVXrTL59qs
>>28169265
Holy fuck what a retarded bitch, glad the doggie is okay.
Why didn't she just take the dogs leash off?
what a fucking moron
take the fucking leash off....
>tfw this anime girl is your phone background
>tfw can't open phone in public or random people will think I am weird
>>28169152
My keyboard is an anime girl but I don't care.
This one is mine
I don't give a fuck though
Change your fucking background then
>Have to write bachelors thesis
>struggling to start, do nothing for months
>last week, keep procrastinating, constantly finding reasons not to work
>Made a plan last night to make it today
>Did nothing again, started drinking whiskey at 13:00
>Semi drink now
>Its due in in 3.5 hours
>welp
Who else /superroyallyfucked/ here?
You think you got problems man?
>have to write a paper about what I ate for breakfast this morning
>needs to be at least 20 words long
>due next winter
/beyondsuperroyallyfucked/ general
>>28169137
I am also procrastinating but you are actually doomed. It's time to give up anon
>>28169191
Realising that I am past the point of no return and no longer can influence the outcome feels like a lukewarm wave of relief that just slowly comes over me.
> you slay Lord Wolnir
> Chad fucks her in the rear
>mom finds the masturbation gum
>chad cums in her bum
>he didn't get the chad ending for irinis storyline
>he didn't do the age of dark storlyine to fuck the firekeeper
>he didn't get the lord of hollows ending to fuck the shrine handmaiden
>he didn't use the ring to fuck the witch of izalith while all those cucks where worshipping her with insects eating their innards
>you spend your days defeating the lords of cinder
>she spends her nights getting rammed courtesy of Tinder
is anyone getting sick of the shit shonen anime? it's the same very season. attack on titan, one punch, now that hero academy crap, etc
how do people keep enjoying this shit?
>>28166881
Normalfags like those shows.
>>28166881
I switched over to CGDCT anime back in January.
Finally anime is great again.
>>28167211
any this season?
>going grocery shopping with mum
>while in the car I redpill her on black people and minorities
>she is quiet and taking in all the information
>fuckyeah.jpeg
>im on a roll so I start to redpill her on women too
>she suddenly stops the car in the middle of the road, tells me to get out and walk home
>but I refuse!
>in tesco...
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>>28166441
>doritos and chocolate milk
Disgusting
>>28166441
Why I come to arcanine
Keep it up, OP
Keep working at it OP, you'll wear her down eventually.
Very fast dong running at incredible hihg speed
Blurry people go to work
Meanwhile, Emma forgives me for sending her the shovel dog gif.
Can Chad get away with anything?
Why don't you have tinder?
I'm not confident in my appearance and the entire premise of tinder is first impressions based on appearance. Not for me t b h
>>28165250
I find it seriously degrading for some reason. I would find it less degrading to use prostitutes.
>>28165374
There are worse people
Above average intelligence thread
No subhumans allowed
>tfw """" smart but lazy """"
>not smart enough to get myself out of this mess
Also solve this puzzle
AAAB
puzzlin blox
hurrr durrr i canz fold a box
so intelegint
>>28165238
first one is b
robots, a virgin girl comes up to you and asks you out do you agree?
Cons
>she has had casual relationships where she gave handjobs and dry humped
>she once met a guy and "hooked up" with him after 2 days
>she's camwhored for a guy once, who she barely knew
>she doesn't think she did anything wrong
Pros
>she's never had a penis inside her, or in her mouth
>she's...
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>>28164895
I would assume its a prank, so I wouldnt agree
>>28164928
you know she is 100% serious, she has been friends with you for one year
wait?
do people actually care about what girls have done in their past?
you know most women shower, use mouthwash, etc.
no wonder you idiots are the way you are
Please help me.
My normie friend says the answer is 26, but it's clearly not 26. I think the answer is 26.41421356237
And I can prove it.
Who is more autistic?
What? It's 37.
>>28164273
you count the fucking pixels in the taco/quessadilla?
You're retarded op, basic math skills will get you 26. Stop being so autistic
What the fuck is the point of acne? I wake up every morning and ask myself, why acne, out of all fucking things? Out of all the deformities, I had to be blessed with dozens of tiny cystic pus-bubbles sprouting off my skin.
Has anyone successfully treated theirs? Anyone currently suffering? Get in here and share anons
Pic related, similar in severity to mine
>>28164235
When I was in high school, the thing that cleared mine up was going to the beach. Dunno if you live near the ocean, but the sand exfoliates your skin and the salt water kills bacteria or some shit.
If you have other issues with your body, you could just ditch school and go on a weekday. There's nobody there then besides retired people and stay at home mums who are really busy trying to stop their 3 year olds from drowning.
>>28164283
intersting thanks for the advice anon
>>28164299
Worst case scenario: a day at the beach.