>tfw get home after getting some delicious kush from my dealer
>tfw mom asks me what the horrible smell is when I walk in the door
>tfw it wasn't me, literally the whole house reeked of some ridiculously dank OG type shit
>tfw ran upstairs and yelled at my imouto cause I noticed it came from her room
>tfw she was vaporizing the weed without blowing out of the window
>get incense hide kush...
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>>29867846
>DUDE WEED LMAO the post
Get the fuck out of here norman >>>/b/ is that way.
>>29867846
Dumbass under aged faggot, gtfo durrr I live with mommy and have to blow smoke out the window LMAO fucking stupid ass kids, this is so cool OP how about you make another weed thread, fucking faggot
>>29867875
>>29867905
Kill yourselves normies! Everyone knows that weed is a ROBOT drug, REEEEE I am very angry at the current moment.
Can someone explain to me why people use this and what people think when I tell them I don't have one?
>>29867834
Most men use it because some girl annoyed them into making an account, or half-made one for them, sooner or later. As for why I personally still do, I happened to find some decent closed groups about certain topics on there that are honestly better than any other boards out there on their subject matter.
If you told me you don't have one, I would probably assume you use your time more productively than most other people, and recognize what a waste of time online socializing tends to be.
But since...
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Facebook is a personal validation platform.
>what a normie thinks if you don't have one
"wtf, how does this guy pry on all of his pointless acquaintances lives then?"
>what a robot thinks if you don't have one
"cool, someone i can relate to"
>>29868810
No they don't you fucking retard
People made it in school to talk to their friends outside of it
It's made for communication online
You have to be so fucking stupid to not realize this
So where are you going for your vacation this year, anon?
Poland obviously
I WANT TO SUCK ON THOSE TITS
>>29867744
The fields of Asphodel
>call from a number I don't recognize
>pick up
>a bunch of static for a few seconds, about to assume it's a broken robodialer that was supposed to offer me a free vacation in exchange for blah blah blah and hang up
>static stops
>"Hello?"
>2-3 men and women laughing loudly on the other end of the line
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>>29867729
I feel like you should grab a baseball bat and a rooster mask and go over to fuck their shit up
>>29867729
Oh fuck why did you pick up man? How long ago was it?
>>29867807
It happened just a few minutes ago. I try to pick up when I get calls I don't recognize, I don't want to be a total recluse. Most of the time it's robodialers though.
tfw want to be left alone and marry a traditional girl and homeschool my children and worship God freely.
>niggers rising up
>gun control
>pressing taxes
>feminism (I've dated traditional woman but they are pretty rare)
>wars for Israel, I could have my future son or myself getting drafted to fight in Iran or Libya under President Hilary Clinton
>automation reducing the amount...
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>>29867708
because this isn't your world biznatch
>>29867708
>>wars for Israel, I could have my future son or myself getting drafted to fight in Iran or Libya under President Hilary Clinton
Yeah because there ever will be a war again that includes a large scale draft anywhere in the west.
Fuck you're delusional mang - and this is only one of the many flawed points in your post
>>29867708
because there are too many people in the world
If I masturbate over skype would any of you guys mind watching?
>>29867540
that's wierd as shit
I'll watch but don't expect me to chat
>>29867540
Only if you're a cute trap with a feminine penis otherwise go to reddit, I bet they'll appreciate it
Father has now left the family and now in an huge amount of fucked in my life should I just end it?
No, because in a year from now you'll be glad you didn't.
You could get struck by lightning, or be given a billion dollars. Who the fuck knows? Just keep going.
>>29867511
I hope your right anon, I hope your right
>>29867619
What about his right? HIS RIGHT WHAT???
>yfw you go and delete 99% of your facebook "friends" and change your name so they can't observe you
>stilI using FB
>>29867507
>having ever used facebook
> thinking anyone cares about you that much
sad.
ITT: Lies you tell yourself
>tomorrow will be different
>this will be the last time
>she'll learn from her mistakes someday
>life is beautiful
it's not
it's so fucking ugly and horrid guys I can't stand it anymore
and the worst part is that everybody deludes themselves into thinking it's wonderful and completely ignores the fact that the bad far far far outweighs the good
Why shouldn't I call up prostitutes and get professional blowjobs?
Might even fuck them if they let me do it without a condom.
>>29867435
Fucking go for it m8o. If you have some spare cash laying around and want you knob slobed why not
>>29867435
enjoy your STDs brobot
>>29867435
>if they let me do it without a condom
What's wrong with you?
Is the condom cucking you or something like that?
>Weird
>Asocial
>Smart
>>29867434
>lazy
>stupid
>ugly
>>29867434
nothing because they don't talk to me
>quiet
>quiet
>quiet
>Be 27
>Mildly successful (45k/yr after taxes)
>Work a 9-5 job, it's boring but low-stress
>Live in a 1 BR apartment in a decent neighborhood
>Mom visits after I get off work to give me some cookies
>"So what do you do after you get home from work?"
>Tell her my daily routine (watch a little TV, shower, smoke a little weed, eat dinner, play vidya,...
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>>29867427
you're a fucking pussy.
boxlboxblox
>>29867427
Just save your money so you can retire early and live a a neet for the rest of your life with a VR waifu
>>29867484
How so?
>>29867509
I'm spending money on my hobbies to keep me sane. I try to busy myself so I don't feel so lonely. I guess when my mom said those words, it reminded me that I'm not really living for anything.
Songs you jamming to rn while! POST ITT
Riff Raff - Only In America
Even substitute teachers want to be battle rappers!
nope nope nope nope can't be here right now
trying to quit
>>29867384
C'mon fellow stonerbot
you know you wanna
She owns you
Mary Jane Oh Mary Jane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzrpJQJy7H0
>>29867421
stoppit i can't do it anymore
>have no friends, no girlfriend ever, therefore no life experiences
>if i want to meet people, i have to have life experiences
>if i try talking to people (tinder, coworkers, random people, etc), they will see i have no friends, no gf, no life experiences and drop me
How do i win?
>>29867300
You don't, beyond a certain point it's impossible to ever really make friends and become part of society again. We missed the "checkpoints" that normies go through. Hell we didn't even start playing the game. People can sense we're lonely losers.
>how do I win?
You dont, you already lost m8. Best option is to go out in style and take as many normies with you as possible
>>29867335
>kkv
>27
>everyone thinks i'm normal
not sure what to feel or think
Why are normies obsessed with getting married and having kids? I've never had the desire to be a husband or father. I've tried to lie to myself but all I want is to live in a comfy house in the middle of nowhere so I don't have to be bothered by neighbors or shit
>>29867287
Le biological urges.
I never wanted to have kids until my mid twenties, and then I suddenly felt this urge to produce offspring to raise in my image. Only a redpilled reflection of how exactly I would raise kids and what kinds of paternal-neglect-fueled monstrosities I would create has stemmed this desire.
oh to be 15 again
>>29867287
Because it's what they're "supposed" to do. Normies are slaves to that kind of shit.