who /intrusive thoughts/ here?
i have thoughts about niggers and things I don't want to think about.
so I know that feeling
>>29869100
me
its awful and i do OP pic almost every time
Me
mostly during the night, thoughts about getting robbed/people breaking into the house/people behind me when I leave a room, etc...
>Finish wagie jab
>Closing by myself
>Cunstomer comes in 3min before close
>So pissed off I don't look up
>Ask for order in angry voice
>Hear female voice
>Brain_Freezie_.gif
>Look up
>Voice doesn't match face
>Turns out to be ugly duckieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
ree sage etc
>>29869064
Help me mans
I may look like Chad but it's all a lie ;_;
>>29869092
show a pic robo friend
The reason we can't get GF is because there's too many fat women around and healthy robots don't want one.
They are inflating the value of non-fat women, to where average looking girl is high quality.
If you robots actively pursued fat chicks, I'm sure you will eventually get laid/girlfriend/w.e it is you want from them.
I don't mean asking 1 girl and giving up, but if you pursued fat chicks you could get GF within a week or 2.
I want to bury my face in her big butt
I don't want a fat girl, but I look at OKC around me and it's all fat chicks. I'm very demoralized and depressed.
>>29868981
Why do I have to be stuck with a fat chick when I'm skinny and semi-athletic?My last crush was on a pretty, chubby chick and got rejected.
Who here believes in kek? Is the kek god real?
Praise kek 1
>>29868913
I don't know.
Probably some forced meme tho.
Praise kek 2
>psst..Anon, move out the way. I wanna show Chad something
>>29868909
Look at me. I'm the Chad now.
when your name is chad and your still a fucking loser and everyone says your name following with cool thing you never done
>>29868909
>"Fuck you too Stacy"
Name a better na-drink
You can't.
> full bodied flavor
> 0 calories
> social respect "Doc"
> fashionable can
>>29868896
liberal tears
> not original
Im proud
>>29868896
fuking amerilards and their high fructose corn syrup
>>29868896
I've had a few brews tonight.
>Dogfish 90
>Stone Ruination
>Elysian Space Dust
and I'm currently sipping an Artisinal As Follows.
I'm a tremendous local/craft-brew faggot. I crave death. Please grant it.
Somone join my depression discord
https://discord.gg/ahhqE it's a good place for suicide
How many people are already there?
>>29868937
15 sad bois have joined
Would you fuck the Suns Boipussy?
Y/N?
Uranus = Yes
>>29868742
BP or no, fucking the sun would be the most masculine thing possible.
>>29868742
Stars are fucking awesome.
>You will never dance with your waifu while gently touching the sea of fire from a brown dwarf.
Anyone good with porn photoshopping?
>>29868738
yeah
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>>29868753
What's with the number
>>29868886
To simulate originality
What is it like to be known to have a big dick?
For people to spread rumors about it and for women to look at you different, and you both know what's up.
Pic related.
She married him for his big wallet
>>29868693
I'd marry Shaq too I don't give a fuck.
i can't even understand how this would happen
i don't think anyone besides me has ever even thought about my dick
You Love You Lose
Go
>>29868650
pinpoint pupils. she gone of the oxy
Oregano posting desu be orbrigado
don't fall too much for her. she's got a boyfriend, me
Dear robot,
I love you. Yes, you reading this. I love that you're willing to speak your mind, I love that you aren't willing to settle or compromise your standards, I love that you're always trying your best. I love that you accept your own feelings and that you have hopes or goals, even if they're not the same as Chad's.
You're special to me, even if you're a beta autistic neet weeb kissless virgin. I know you've had your own experiences with childhood, family, school, even if they weren't all great ones, it's...
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>>29868636
I don't love you Obama.
And I especially don't love how you're defending a criminal so she can be president.
You're a scumbag, and I always knew you were.
Your pleads for affection from me are ineffective. Go back to the White House so you can talk with your fellow successful Chads and leave us alone.
I love you too OP
Misery may love company, case in point being this place, but hey at least we can all have a laugh together at our situations.
Keep trying to improve, guys. Every day try to get a little bit better. Even if you don't, try again tomorrow. Life is short.
>>29868709
Love you anyway bro
Where do I find crazy girls?
They find you, and if you're not Chad they're not interested.
>>29868527
what do you mean by crazy?
>>29868543
Yandere-chan will mental disorders..
Would kill for your loyalty.
I'll be dammed if I can't get a girlfriend while playing pokemon go!
https://youtu.be/GKIl_RV5Ty0
this is making me uncomfortable
i want to join the autism normie-fiasco but i'm too shy and i get physical anxiety around people, like really bad
>>29868544
me too.
also I'm not really that into pokemon.
Pokemon GO is making me angry. I love Pokemon, I've been spending hours and hours breeding conpetitive teams for years. Now every other normal faggot is going "OMmmgg look at me i'm huntin pokemanz XDDXxDdDdD in so geekayyyy I was up really late doing the GO lMao".
I never thought I would be a hipster, but now I am an enraged autist who feels like one of the only things he every loved is being raped.
So how do my fellow manlets cope?
>>29868490
What's the official manlet cut off these days? 5'10" is still manlet territory right? I hate myself, spend most days crying alone or shitposting on here.
I mentally block out women/dating/romance. it doesn't always work
>>29868530
we can't overcome our desires. frankly i doubt women even regard me as capable of sex