>cat always wants to sleep in my room
>constantly meows and scratches bedroom door to come in
>sits on bed and licks for an hour before settling down
>sits right in middle of bed so no leg room
>dribble marks all over sheets
Who hates cats here?
Get your cat a cat bed and force it to sleep there
be nice to kitty while you're both still alive. you'll miss it when it's dead and gone
>>28182185
>that silence when no pets anymore
>Jocks are stupid
>Jocks are bullies
>Losers are smart
>There's a strict clique system that all hate each other
>Gay kids have it rough
>Women will love you for your personality
>Looks don't matter
>Everyone will feel love
>>28181902
>There's a strict clique system that all hate each other
This one was pretty accurate pre-Columbine.
Also the gay kids do have a hard time outside of upper-class areas.
>stand up for others and you'll be popular
>high school maters
>the teachers are always right so listen and believe
>those who fuck around the whole time will fail
>teachers are evil
>high school prepares you for college
The one thing they did get right is how everyone else was a side or background character cause I don't talk to any of them anymore.
>How's it going?
Why do normies use this as a stock greeting when it's understood that the only socially acceptable answers are "good" or "it's going" (btw I have no idea what the fuck that means I've just heard them say it before)? Are they trying to make a liar out of me?
It's an opener for small talk, you autist.
>"How are you?"
>they don't really care how you are
>its going
nigga what
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Queue music, chat, watch videos (just don't overdo the memes alright bud), come on in!
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the lower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "grab" a song, which means adding it...
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>>28180780
You're beautiful and sweet and everyone loves you.
this is not the real r9k room
>>28180978
Get dunked in a dunny.
Name literally one reason to live.
You actually can't.
To see technological innovations, and also fapping. If all else fails do hard drugs; I heard heroin was pretty good, also mixing lsd and ecstasy is supposed to be good
What's going on OP? Your friendly neighborhood anon is here to talk if you'll have me
>>28180645
I want to live because I honestly look forward to the next day, and enjoy life.
Face it, bros, it's never ever going to happen. It's either impossible or humans die before discovering it, but think for a minute:
No matter how closely guarded the secret, the technique would EVENTUALLY get out and/or mishap/accident would lead to some idiot getting control of the technology... Because, after it's invented, one could literally travel to our time or before from any point in the future, if it could happen, we would have time travelers appearing left and right from infinitely far in the future... prove me wrong
it's possible that a system will be invented that allows travel forward in time only
or a system that allows travelling backwards only to the point at which the machine was first activated like in the movie Primer
>>28179854
I'm traveling through time right now.
i agree what it's very unlikely, but the mere fact that we haven't had visitors from the future does not prove the concept is impossible
maybe they invent it and make it illegal to go back beyond a certain point, or maybe they do come back all the time and change little things and their technology is so advanced we just can't detect them
why are women such terriblr people? this has nothing to do with wanting a gf or sex or any of that. women in general just seem to be parasitic and vile by nature.
pic related, will post full convo if someone is interested
>>28179790
Thought this was common knowledge by now, post convo
>>28179838
ok
i was just trying to find a chat buddy but it wasn't ment to be i guess
Women are shallow as fuck and only want to talk to people they're attracted to or can help them hang out with attractive people. They have no reason to be interesting themselves because people already validate them as women just for having a pussy
I just think im on the spectrum and is the reason why im a house hermit/loser/virgin/all robot traits. I need to confirm this. Can a robot with aspergers talk to me on skype so i can see if i have Aspergers. Text chat is useless, voice chat only please.
Knui
>>28179364
Get checked by a psychologist/psychiatrist.
You might, or you might have some mental health issues. I don't think one of us would be able to help identify it.
>>28180152
What this anon said. I thought for a long time I was an autist, but when I actually saw one, I got diagnosed Schizotypal with OCD.
Anyone here ever killed another human being?
>>28179107
well... have you?
>>28179107
i dunno, are you fbi or something? why you want to know?
I hit a stupid ass armadillo eating in the middle of the fucking street. fucking nigger made my check engine light go on.
man
fuck me
fuck me man fuck me
>>28178596
Okay *unzips ppeniss*
>>28178848
are you having tremors (or something similar) or are you just trying to avoid the robot
>>28178885
*fucks your throat*
try to avoid this
I'm what you fellas would consider a Chad.
AMA.
originallll
Here's my question famalam
Will you fuck off?
if thats the kind of girls you're into then you have shit pleb taste homeslice lmao
>>28178611
follow up question
When will you kill yourself?
Think about it for a second, guys. The way transporters worked was by literally disassembling every molecule in your body and reassembling an identical copy somewhere else. Sure, your neurons would be reconstructed in the exact same configuration leaving your memory intact, but your previous self is dead. Every time anyone transported in Star Trek, they were dying and an identical copy was being assembled elsewhere. No wonder Bones hated transporting, he understood how this shit worked. This raises a lot of questions as to the nature of consciousness. What does it take for one's...
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There was an episode where someone is fully conscious whilst they transport I think
Although you do make a very accurate point in that if we had a teleporter that broke down matter and then put it back together, you would die when it was turned on
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>>28177476
Great, some other dipshit that has never seen Star Trek parroting that stupid fucking "theory." Watch the episode "Realm of Fear" then eat shit.
I know their are quite a few aspiring writers on r9k, so I though we could play a game and get some practice in. Here are the rules.
>everone trys to claim a subject (ie, nature, a certain feeling, why ops a faggot)
>whoever gets odd number dubs (11,33,55 ect.) Whatever subject they choose is what we write about
>you have to write either a short story or a poem on the subject that gets chosen
>if you roll for a subject and fail you HAVE to write a...
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rolling for subject 'bittersweet feels'
Rolling for buzzfeed-ique article.
Mental illness and memes
Get in here bros
>What you smoking/vaping/eating
>Where you from?
>Why do you use Cannabis to self-medicate for your ailments?
>What you smoking/vaping/eating
smoking some medical i just got
>Where you from?
canananada
>Why do you use Cannabis to self-medicate for your ailments?
what else am i going to use
also is this a new general? i like it
How do you become social enough to get weed? I need a connect, I don't want to wait until legalization next year.
>>28176984
Some dank from the hood.
NJ
Idk probably psychologically. I just like getting baked.
>"Anon, I suspect it will be getting dark quite soon, I suggest we find a water source, built a shelter and gather some wood to kindle a fire, we will need to settle in somewhere, it may be multiple days before the search parties are able to locate and rescue us!"
She looks like she'd murder me in my sleep
i wish i was free
i want freedom so badly
What the fuck do you mean 'we' cunt? If you're not going to do any work I'm just gonna kill you and use you for food.