What do I need to do to get a gf like Jaden Smith? (pic related)
Be the son of multimillionaire actors
Is it the style?
I hadly ever visit /fa/
Is he a great lover?
I'm not even fat. But I'm old
>>28211403
I don't want a girl to like me for my money,
I want her to desire me sexually because I'm an alpha male
HOLY SHIT
EGGMAN B T F O
https://youtu.be/0FANcpJQ58M
>his head comes out of the toilet
Top fucking kek
>>28210954
The guy is just some robot why are you poking fun.
>>28210954
bump, whoever did it, make more, make next one about samson or vyro
Doctor prescribed Abilify for my depression
I read that it lowers dopamine, how is that is suppose to help me?
it turns you into a LITERAL emotional robot
its awful
Do you have bi polar depression? I had a doctor try to put me on that sort of stuff back when I was going through therapy but I dismissed the idea because of the long list of potential side effects (including man titties)
Can somebody with a better understanding of psychopharmacology than me tell me how the hell LOWERING dopamine is supposed to help depression?
Man up anon. Plenty of women out there for you
At least she doesn't hide her degeneracy.
>>28210871
>negro baby
Why am I not surprised
I wonder where the father is.
...Right i forgot
What does your computer look like, /r9k/?
>>28210420
My fucking macbook has 6 more gigs of ram than your PC.
>>28210442
How much of that extra 6 GB is dedicated to shitposting?
>>28210420
Nice job mounting your hard drive, dipshit.
>Chadisburg in sight
>Permission to advance,sir.
>The Chads do not suspect anything.
>All clear.
>Awaiting orders.
>>28209353
>R A Z E
>>28209494
Sir,shouldn't we take prisoners?
W-what about the Stacys?
>>28209566
No natives of Chadisburg will be spared
hillary clinton:
>We need to be deliberate about understanding the different paths that can land women in prison, be more attentive to women's unique needs while they are incarcerated, and do more to support women and their families once they are released. I will institute gender-responsive policies in the federal prison system and encourage states to do the same ...
>Hillary, April 27, 2016
Clinton basically saying women should not go to prison for comitting crimes:
So /r9k/, I bet you...
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>>28208888
waste of quads desu
>actually believing roasties shouldn't face repurcutions from actions
No because you wouldn't send a child to prison. This is the same thing.
>>28208888
Equal rights should come with equal punishments
Men and women are equal after all, right?
Hey anon!
Hope you're having a good lunchtime~ I'm just eating and playing some vidya...
Once we've finished up let's work hard and then go home and play vidya all night together!
Be my bf pls. I'm a good cook
>>28208119
Hmmm. What can you make?
why does this fat cuck make so many threads here lately?
How many people except you and your parents have seen your dick?
A handful of people online.
>>28208011
Flaccid? At least 30
Erect? Maybe 2 tops
Maybe 30 - 60
I was in a sauna once, and probably people saw my dick when I was a baby + a few different doctors.
>haven't played OSRS in forever
>decide to give it another shot
>created a new account
>just starting out
>straight outta tutorial island son
>some dude (bless his heart) just comes up to me and gives me 50k gp to ''start me off''
>didn't even have to dance for him
>today was a good day
Is...
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join "BKB" cc
What's OSRS ANON
>>28207985
Old school runescape friendo
If your gf improves herself while in the relationship by losing weight or otherwise becoming more attractive, is she guaranteed to leave/cuck you? What if you improve yourself too?
>>28207909
>is she guaranteed to leave/cuck you
Yep
>>28207936
Are you just memeing or do you have any kind of experience with this?
It means she's already started.
She's in the process of breaking up with you. She's getting herself ready to get a better prospect than you.
>darksouls 3
>get free ember from killing boss
>want to play multiplayer but have social anxiety
>99% chance phantom/invader is 16 year old /v/ troll build recording for his twitch who will shit talk me
>jump off edge
why do normies have to ruin things
>>28207869
gonna post my old thing again
who here /badatdarksouls/
>my character is a fat knight
>I made myself the dragon armor great shield
>use the longsword you get at start of the game (upgraded a ton but still)
>get invaded
>try and camp block, I time my holding of L1 so I can get stamina back
>also use stamina regen...
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But are you a moon master?
>>28207869
I want to summon buts it's fucking broken all I get is unable to summon phantom
What are your 5 best traits?
What are your 5 worst?
Best
>listen well
>don't talk much
>I can function on very little sleep
>good at video games
>good at doing literally nothing for hours
Worst
>social skills never existed, SAD since as long as I can remember
>cannot articulate thoughts into speaking
>can barely do basic math
>have...
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Good:
>- Hard worker
>- Motivated
>- Calm
>- Patient
>- Understanding
Worst
>- Not exceptionally clever, so have to work harder than most to keep up with my uni stuff
>- Really grumpy when tired
>- Poor communication skills
>- Sleep with my mouth open
>-...
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Best
>I am, by the most technical definition of the word, a human
>All of my essential organs are functioning as intended
>I can read, write and speak English
>I own some really cute pets
>I have an acceptable level of hygiene
Worst
>I'm ugly
>I'm old
>I'm short
>I'm alive
>I'm a coward
Is there a difference between eugenics and our predicament as virgins?
Why do normies regard one as evil while taking the other as a given, and even making fun of us for being deemed inferior and unfit to reproduce?
>>28207216
You are posting frogs on the internet. I bet you even have a 'Pepe the frog' folder.
You deserve to be made fun of, because you simply ARE inferior. You're of as much value to everyone else as a gnat.
>>28207216
>is there a difference between a practice and an existential predicament?
Yes, obviously.
>>28207236
But you'd support laws to make the best people have more sex, right? That's a consistent belief and not the topic of this thread.
What do you hate most about yourself?
>me
>small penis
>balding
>crooked teeth
>fat
>recently became bisexual
>half nigger
>temporary NEET
>KV
>not really focused on achieving my goals
Other than that I think I'm doing alright. 20, 6'0, 143lbs. 6.5 x 2 in. Socially adept, hygienic and sense of dressing well.
Gotta balance the self loathing with some redeemable qualities OP
I'm getting fat and I hate that I don't seem to care enough to do something about it. I don't eat like crazy but I do no excercise. I signed up for gym but I went once and it was awful and I'm too scared to go back. My face is so round now, I hate it
My body.
I'm in the middle of losing around 200 lbs, so I'm pretty screwed. 50-60 lbs left to go.
And my rosacea has been obnoxious lately...I thought it would get better with a good diet, but I've even cut back on dairy and it's not improving.