I think if I was a femanon I would want to be a qt innocent Japanese girl.
What kind of girl would you fembots and robots want to be?
>>28240365
Is that semen?
Please tell me it's fake and it's just condensed milk.
>>28240365
She looks like she's holding back tears the whole time. That poor hispanic lady.
>>28240438
>Please tell me it's fake and it's just condensed milk.
I'm afraid I have bad news for you, the Japanese take their semen porn very seriously and it is indeed real.
>when his dick is smaller than your foot
Dicklets BTFO. Why even live?
Also, how do girls know what constitutes a big dick? Do they actually carry rulers around?
your thread is shit. sage.
girls know what a big dick is after they take their first big dick and have an 'oh shit' experience
then after any dick smaller then that is usually seen as a small dick
my first gf thought my 6" dick was huge when we first met, then she got fucked by some bigger chad and dumped me and told me she though my dick was big until she met him and took his
honestly girth is more important, but size is meaningless, you have what you have, theres always a dude with a bigger penis out there, obviously you have a micropenis or one less than 5 inches,...
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but almost all dicks are smaller than girls feet.
>high prominent cheekbones
>weak chins/jaws
>flat noses
>pan faced
>plump lips
Do you wish you were an Asian girl?
They truly are the master race.
>>28240054
That bj looks pretty comfy tbqh.
>>28240054
>Do you wish you were an Asian girl?
Yes, life would be on easy mode. It would be so easy to get a weeb betabux provider.
as a good looking femanon I feel nothing
>be kissless, hugless virgin
>no hopes of ever getting a gf or having sex with a gril
>desperation for human contact is reaching a peak
>turn to the Internet to find someone to have sex with
>there are only guys on the Internet
>contemplate becoming gay just so I can have some sort of sexual contact
Anyone else know this feel? Pic related; I've resigned myself to becoming the gril.
I did this
It didn't go well. It's really, really difficult to stay hard when fucking a gender you're not into. Even harder to cum.
>>28239935
Nope, 31 and haven't had female contact since 2002, and you couldn't throw enough money at me to be a faggot.
Good luck though, bromigo.
>>28239958
OP here. Exactly. That's why I've resigned myself to becoming the passive one who just lies there and takes it, like in the pic. It's better than nothing.
why are you not in shape when cycling/biking is the easiest way to get and stay in shape?
>>28239895
But I am. I have like 30 KOMs on STRAVA.
>>28240084
That guys face is weird
>>28240179
No, you're weird. Midousuji-kun is BEST BOY!
Would you date a autistic femanon?
>>28239024
Yeah but not that one, she's blinding me with her whiteness.
Doubt it. Why settle on broken people if I can do better? Not out of the question though, as long as they make up for their handicap otherwise.
>>28239056
I see you in every thread. Are you for real? If so, kys
>sister's having loud sex downstairs
I don't think she knows I'm home
Join in, then.
What are you, a fucking faggot?
>>28238714
Stand in the doorway and masturbate
/thread 2bh
>>28238714
is she having fun?
Bank holidays mean nothing to me edition
>tfw didn't even know it was a bank holiday
The joys of being a neet
>>28238686
Its a stretcher. And I did it for myself because I was 12
>>28238718
every day is a bank holiday
What can doctors even do for you if you have psychosis?
Do meds even help or will they just make me a zombie? I really don't like the idea of meds but sometimes my head is unbearably turbulent.
>Go from depressed to manic to sad to gleeful rapidly.
>Talk to myself all the time
>Feel like I might be schizo sometimes, have some minor auditory hallucinations coupled with random bursts of paranoia over ridiculous things
Talk to me family. Tell me about your mental problems.
I can't recommend antipsychotics for anyone but the most violent schizophrenics. I was taking them for bipolar 1 and I felt like they just drained the life out of me. They did help stabilize my mood a bit but they are not worth it for the side effects.
Lamictal and Carbemazepine are pretty good at controlling depression and mania respectively, all on their own. No side effects that I know of, except in a few rare cases.
>>28238698
That's why I'm against getting meds. I wish there was some way to cope with being crazy. I guess there's the "just don't give a fuck option" but when you have mood swings and you swing into self loathing sadness it becomes apparent that that's not an option.
>>28238698
I saw someone almost die yesterday because of Lamictal. Granted it was from a rare reaction to the medicine itself and not a normal side effect, but still.
Share your favorite chew, snus, cigarettes, cigars, anything. If this gets a good response ill make it a weekly thing
>>28238532
Post yfw tips from a former smoker commercial comes on
>>28238532
OP here. I like Copenhagen Straight. Im not a fan of smoking. When I do, i smoke marlboro reds. A pack lasts me forever. A can of chew lasts me about 2 weeks.
cigars a best
Any plans for tonight?
No?
Oh.
>>28238265
Any replies tonight? 1? Oh.
>>28238265
>wanted to go to church tonight for Orthodox Easter
>fap
>remember I'm a degenerate who God hates and will be staying home instead
>>28238292
Think you'll find it's 2, actually
Serious question: how do manlets stave off the thought of offing themselves every morning?
>>28237899
I just pretend I don't matter and enjoy things that don't require socializing like watching movies/cartoons/anime and reading my American and gook comics.
As long as I do that and never pursure a life of love, I'm fine.
Context of that webm?
Is the joke that she's deaf and disses him because of that?
>>28237899
they watch cartoons like the children they are. it helps distract them from the realization that nobody wants to see them.
>>28238291
This desu, though add in beer and weed to that. I've been sitting on my ass, intoxicated, watching courage the cowardly dog all day.
ITT post the most autistic thing you do on a regular basis
>>28237356
jack off with dildos in my ass
Ignore people, like straight up don't look at them or acknowledge their presence, if they have wronged me (could be like saying a wrong word to me years and years ago).
Sometimes I'll get on all fours, bend my legs, and hop around pretending to be a frog, complete with ribbits, croaking, tongue extending, and occasional reeees
How can normalfags be so shy and awkward and yet still have tons of friends and pussy? I feel like I'm forced to lead 90% of the conversations I have at uni with people who are much more socially accepted than I am. People just don't want to do shit but mutter one word responses and pretend to check their phone. All this effort I've put in to becoming socially competent feels like a fucking waste when Chad himself acts like an autistic rock. It's like if you're not already in the circle of identical faggots then you don't exist.
Is there...
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If you are really socially outgoing and confident you wouldn't have these problems. Take a step back and look at what the problem really is.
Evidence: I'm normie scum
Most people consider it "normal" to socialise pointlessly and to live out their ego personas in concert with other ego personas. I can do that if I have too I just it find it so awfully bkring and fake that I'd rather not
>>28237281
It means that they find you awkward/creepy and don't want to talk to you. They probably talk happily to other normies.
That's not supposed to be just an insult towards you, it's just a simple reality for us robots.
Do you believe you're a good person?
No, but I don't believe I am a bad person either.
I feel like I am nothing.
I am the BEST person.
I don't think I'm a good person. I'm neutral just like all the normalfags that think they're actually good. But you are a tripfag, and you should feel bad.