How many days has it been since she last spoke to you?
She blocked me on FB a few days ago.
>800 and counting
>>28257031
7665+
There has never been a "she" in my life
would you date bebe?
Posting my picture and bullying me like this...
>>28257014
please wash your face often
>>28256985
Sure, but only after I help her with a make over. She's shitting on half my race with that poor make up and cheap wig. I'd have to hook her up. She's not bad aesthetically though. Just takes shit pictures.
>May 1, 2016
>>28256174
Thanks for reminding me that rent is due today.
>literally 33% of 2016 is gone
>new years feels like it was just a couple of weeks ago
>have done nothing
just fucking end me already god
>>28256245
>33% of 2016 is gone
Is there a good reason why us robots can't get a girlfriend other than being unattractive?
Low test.
= no willingness to spend resources, time and energy on chasing girls = no training allowing one to git gud with girls = no natural confidence to attract girls and compete with other males.
>>28256153
simple lack of confidence
>>28256238
>Low test = no willingness to spend resources, time and energy on chasing girls = no training allowing one to git gud with girls = no natural confidence to attract girls and compete with other males.
I swear one of my friends is exactly like this but he thinks I'm just bullshitting when I say he has low test
Have you ever wished you were a different race?
originolio commentato
>>28255973
I'm white ofc not
I'm a filthy spic and I wish I were white.
I wish I was black. Blacks are stupid so they don't worry or doubt themselves, they're strong, fast, have big dicks, can get any SJW white pussy they want, get free college, get free shit all the time, can't be racist or commit crime, are worshipped by the media.
is this legal in the United States of America?
>>28255858
>is getting a massage by a licensed practitioner legal
yes.
can this guy just touch girls like this?
>>28255872
he's touching her body a lot though
Here you go robots, simple breakdown of the candidates.
It's a no brainer who is worthy of the position of POTUS.
>>28255655
>wrong definition of fascism
>implying the Democratic Cuck is a good candidate
Le Mao
>Implying Nationalism = Fascism.
>Implying Trump isn't a social liberal (except against abortion)
>Implying Bernie isn't a Marxist
LOL
>>28255747
>correct definition
>fascism is broad but this captures it
>Sanders is the only choice
You are ONLY allowed to post in this thread if you are poor.
>Bonus: debt of some kind
>Super Bonus: Debt and no job at all
me: 41k of debt, make less than 2000 dollars a year right now
>>28255637
does student debt count?
>>28255637
>2K a year
Do you mow lawns during summer or some shit?
Is $26k poor? I don't feel too poor.
Show us your results fags
>inb4 get off my board normie scum reeeeee
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Original comment is originally original
i cant cross off a single one, not even close
>>28255460
looks like you've already done mine for me.
Clocking in at a 72 here.
>>28255387
31
God what has life become
>>28255387
39 and im happy to say i dont have most of these "qualities"
>>28255387
83 reporting in.
OG comment
>had interaction with someone today
>12 hours later
>stiII going over conversation in my head
>i shouldn't have said/done that
>i should have done this instead
Ah, a former reflection, enduring doubt.
>>28255333
nice trips. this happens to me all the time and I fucking hate it
iktf
Don't know how to stop it
Goodbye cruel world.
After 25 years of misery,
It is finally over.
I want you to know that from human to human, I love you, no matter who you are.
See you in hell bro
WHO CARES YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
GO END YOUR SHIT LIFE ALREADY YOU PUSSY
Be me 24khv asian robot
>go to therapist
>solid 7/10 qt3.14
>so anon you have depression
>start to talk about memes solutions (nothing that I can't find on wikihow)
>asks if I'm single
>tells her that I never had a relationship
>she starts to argue ''Why anon you just need to ask them out''
Holy shit why they...
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She's trying to see how damaged you are. Not being able to form healthy relationships is a sign of anti-social behavior.
>>28255110
I'm convinced. I'm only going to therapists who tell me what I want to hear about my fake disease.
>>28255110
Stop trying to blame it on the vag. Male therapists are exactly the same.
>Public holiday
>Phone rings
>"Thank you for calling the Shekel Shop, how can I help you?"
>"Yeah, are you open today?"
>>28254881
>person knocks on locked doors
>lights are off
>"you guys open"
>tfw fembot cashier
>really sweet but incredibly shy and just the amount of qt that I think i'l have a chance
>can barely talk once I'm at the counter and try to muster a hello
>keep going for weeks
>eventually she starts smiling at me
>try to smile back
>eventually she stops doing that
>go for self checkout all...
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>>28255405
>tfw fembot cashier
Meant tfw local grocery store has female cashier.
Other malebots, describe your ideal girlfriend.
>White
>Slim or average build
>Brunette, Redhead or Blonde
>Likes going outside to new places/traveling
>Likes cooking
>Is very emotional/cries easily
>Loves animals and babies
>Wants to have white children
>Likes being beaten, choked, abused...
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>Not fat
>Huge tits
>>28251679
Reposting from the other thread
>any height, just as long as she doesn't mind a 5'4" uber manlet
>doesn't mind my interests in comic books, video games, movies, anime/cartoons
>bonus points if she does like all that stuff or at least enjoys part taking in the activities and tries to enjoy them with me
>as long as we're together, she doesn't mind if we don't...
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>exact personality and looks of my current gf
>doesn't have a child