I'm killing myself at 6am EST time
Normies dont try to talk me out of it.
Just wanna say long guys. see you on the other side.
let me enjoy the lulz once more.
How will you be killing yourself,dear anon?
exit bag
fjasflskfja
>>28267270
I want to say that I'm not a normie and I'm pro-life. In fact, I used to be exactly in your position. I love you anon
Hey there, welcome to the Frogs and Feels Tavern, a place where you can chat and drink your feels away.
Here's what's currently on the jukebox. A feely jazz piece for a feely Sunday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnxeKl-Kbqw
>>28267033
Hey bartender.
Can I get a Scotch on the rocks? It's been a long weekend.
>>28267277
Here ya go mate. Tell me about your weekend.
>>28267033
Uh sir, it's my shift now. I'll take it from here. And gimme my tie back please.
Make that customer a brown cow and margarita no salt on the rocks and use real limes this time would you?
I DID IT! I FUCKING DID IT, ROBOTS!!
I ACTUALLY GOT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
JESUS CHRIST
>be me visiting my grandparents with my parents
>bored af, aunt notices and offers me to walk her dog
>nothing better to do so i accepted
>as i was walking the dog this girl approached me
>5/10, flat as a board but i like them flat anyways
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Now leave and never come back, normie.
why did this story give me a boner
Ok, that's great failed normalfag.
Why are you here again? If it was a robot instead of you the situation would have gone like this.
>walking dog
>cute girl approaches me
>don't make eye contact
>tell her im busy
>walk away
Kys for wanting social interaction.
WHY God? WHY did you curse me with a weight gain fetish, the idea of getting off to eating and getting fat arousing me is disgusting
>>28266226
Damn anon, that's me too. It's especially painful because I hate how I look when I'm fat, but it's sexy as fuck getting there.
>Have a summer where I have nothing going on and no prospects
>Meet a bunch of girls on Feabie
>They fatten me up by 30 pounds over Skype
>All of a sudden a girl is interested in me
>Going out with her right...
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>diapers
>femdom
Just FUCK my shit up
Damn you Anael
>>28267763
Femdom is normal as long as it's gentle....diapers are absolutely JUST though.
who /poorfag/ here?
>tfw 25 and stuck in a dead end job making 40k a year
>married living in a 1 br apartment, want a 2 br house
How do we get out of this rut bros?
40k year sounds amazing. I'm 25 and make 14k a year :/. About to graduate with an art degree and probably make slightly more if I get lucky...
>>28266171
things he is poor with 40k. where do you live?
i makeing less than 12k a year / 35h weak.
24, making 16k eur, so 18k usd not adjusting for the shit prices here? wtf are you complaining about?
who else /cursed with a baby face/?
I'm 19 and literally look like I'm 14.
I don't mind it I'm more worried about my fucking Skele body
>5'11"
>118 lbs
Just fuck my shit up
>>28266224
It's even worse the other way around.
If I'm not eating clean, I put on weight extremely fast. It only takes a few months of not dieting for me to gain 30-40 lbs.
>>28266224
>same height
>same weight
you are literally me
i feel sorry for us both anon
Since black coons don't want black women and gook women don't want Asian men why don't qt Asian men and black women get together to make the blasian masterrace.
do i need to explain further?
Bebe, kill yourself
t. Black male
I hope you find a nice Asian boy one day, Bebe.
So my friend Ruth has borderline personality disorder and has been really pissing me off
are there any things that are specific to the disorder that would really set her off or fuck with her head?
by pissing me off I mean normal BPD shit like blaming me for nothing and flipping out. So I want to get into her head and you robots may just be able to help
Set her on fire.
>>28266010
nah cmon
mind games
Hell a few years back I got her to be my personal fucktoy for a month
but i lost my mojo
help me obi wan r9k, you're my only hope
>>28265973
Tfw she will never smile at you like dis
I feel we need a r8 & chart thread
>>28265948
why are there so many different templates of the same thing?
whose fault is this, and how can we get him back for it?
>>28265971
It isn't a big deal though they all pretty much say the same info with a few changes
>>28266212
it is a big deal to me
this is not a game
ELIZA SHOWED HER TITS AND VAGINA TO BLACK CHAD KING. LOOK IN THE ARCHIVES WHILE IT'S STILL THERE. ELIZA BLACKED AGAIN
The fugg... She really does like niggers...
I think it's pretty pathetic your jealous of a 16 year old girl.
hahahaha wtf
Let's do it.anime gf chart.
Let's go, roll for anything
>>28265888
roll this original shit
This doesn't get the personalities right
It really hurts my heart to read about someone getting cucked this badly
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4haz5s/my28m_roommate27m_brought_over_my_girlfriend28f/
Does anyone else get that sinking feeling in their chest reading this? :(
I'm so scared of women.
>>28265786
C'mon, there has to be some fucking people out there who read this shit
No because OPs a little bitch who need to be able to stand up for himself and not be a fucking cuck.
>>28265880
It's probably fake, even if it isn't I can't really relate at all. Also in this story, the guy friend is just as evil as the roastie. It's just scum being scum tbhwy
How does it feel having a big penis? Experiences with sex or people in general?
I know there has to be some on here who has one and had used it. How did she react?.
Surprised, a little intimidated at first, but a relationship goes beyond more than just that.
She was a virgin and didn't really have any experience with anyone else.
She's probably a size queen now and will be disappointed with every other dick for life
>>28265755
from virgin to alpha widow... nice
/p/ is judgy
any of you guys into photography? Wanna post sum?
polish friend
polish nose
i was a nightclub photographer for a while
(very un-/r9k/, I know)
tralee
Have any of you ever thought about becoming a male nurse so you could be around qts all day and maybe get one as a gf/waifu?
It's a shitty job lol
He has to WORK with all those women
Your dreams of harems and orgies are not reality
this one of those ideas that sounds good on paper but then you do it and realize you're trapped with women and their inane bullshit all day
that bald guy looks like he's havin fun surrounded by all those shiksas