Anyone /shit friends/ here?
I had a group of friends that would torment some autist on Facebook about him trying to fuck a girl. When the cops got involved, they said he attempted to kill himself. I was in this normie Facebook chat but I never got on it, or even knew I was in it until the cops were at my door. The shitheads said that I did most of it and I told the cops to check again. They did and got in touch with Facebook and they got boned for lying.
Anyways, my only friend I have right now who didn't do shit didn't get framed. The dickhead friends...
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>friends
>groupchats
please go back to /b/
>>28279079
Nigga wtf, just avoid them and focus on your courses and shit. Clearly they're a bunch of fuckwads and spending any effort on them, positive or negative, will be a waste of your life.
>>28279123
I didn't even know I was in it and I hardly talked to them in the first place. My only friend I had was another one that didn't do anything.
Not a /b/tard either
>freeze a waterbottle
>let it unmelt beside my laptop
>theres water outside of the bottle now when its still sealed
how
>>28278844
Condensation... Fucking Americans I swear...
>>28278866
i know what condensation is
but how does it get outside of the sealed bottle
>>28278844
you've got water nymphs, they come into your house and spill water all around the place
''Tall pale skinny guys with long hair *___*''
FUCKING
STOP
IT
It's literally like girls lost all touch of what a real man should represent because of their uncontrolled and unlimited use of Tumblr
It seems like they don't even go anymore for true values like biological superiority (being there also included personality characteristics like intelligence, social abilities, emotional stableness, talents...) but for what is aesthetically pleasing, modern-looking, in trend, unique-seeming or whatever
What do they even see in those feminized faggots?
They consider beefy, strong guys (there also including me) to be the ''sexually preferred male'' in society while all I see is girls picking the ectomorph between pictures of body types
Why is that so?
What happened?
Your opinion about this?
How do you yourself define a real man by their physical appereance?
>They consider beefy, strong guys (there also including me)
Post a pic of your body
Also, nothing against guys with long hair, but if you do have it, try not to look like a girl with it
Here's my idea of how to wear long hair as a guy properly
>>28278827
>beefy, strong guys (there also including me)
sure, fatty
>tfw tinnitus
>tfw no peace
I want to die. This is Hell.
Tinnitus just forces you to pay attention to yourself. I don't mind it, I am all the time anyways.
>>28278114
>tfw your tinnitus doesn't text you back
How long have you had it and how bad is it?
2 years here and every time I start to adjust it just gets worse
>tfw no civil engineer bf
>>28278032
lol, these are getting more and more outlandish.
>tfw qt blonde girl gave me her snapchat
>tfw too pussy to message her
>>28278032
IS THIS YOUR HOUSE HILLBILLY BOY?
>when the existential dread kicks in
don't remind me this feel
>when the derealization kicks in
>when the depersonalization won't stop
>>28277849
>when the derealization stops
>when the depersonalization refuses to kick in
I liked myself better when I was more broken than I am now
How would you describe feminism?
teenage logic taken seriously.
WHO CARES
who the fuck cares what dumb vagina owners think
why the fuck you stupid ameritards care so much about this
why are you so fucking stupid
I wouldn't describe it
>fapping to traps
>"this isn't gay!"
please elaborate on this meme
I fap to traps getting fucked by women with strap ons. By definition it's 100% straight.
>>28277649
You just elaborated it for yourself: It's a meme. There are very few people that legitimately think they're straight for fapping to shaven guys dressed in women's clothing and the exceptions to this are objectively wrong.
It's gay but it's more about realizing that men and women aren't different.
Both can suffice as a release for sexual urges.
That sounds bad but it's the best I can do atm
>It's already May 2nd
>>28277583
Are you going to make this thread every day famalam?
it onIy gets worse
>>28277602
I'm not who you think I am
post boys you want to gently dominate
>>28277431
this qt 3.14159265359
>>28277431
Obviously I don't want to dominate myself, at least I don't believe so. Anyway, here you go. I just want compliments, not looking to trade contact details thanx. More where this came from if you happen to liek it.
>>28278036
>I just want compliments
uh huh
I'm certain someone here has done it
How do you overcome anxiety/social anxiety?
I've heard good things about DUDE WEED LMAO and its legal where I'm from, so I'm considering it. Either that or therapy, or some meds.
Really though the thing keeping me back is the anxiety itself. How do I get past this?
>>28277132
stop giving a fuck and just kamikaze it
practice makes perfect and it's unlikely a person you meat 6 months ago and talk to will ever see you again.
Weed is a double edged sword anon on the one hand it can help you to overcome your anxieties but on the other if you run out and can't pick up it can make the anxiety worse because you are now relying on it to rid you of the worries
just start by trying to make people laugh. Normies are pretty basic so pretend to be a normie as an ironic joke and eventually you will just start doing it normally. Laugh at yourself, other people. Make fun of other people, but not too too maliciously though. Just don't be a fucking autist and know your audiences. As in make normie jokes around girls, and around people who have an "edgier" sense of humor you can b urself. If you have no sense of humor i recommend watching some of the classics like famliy guy, the simpsons, seinfeld, ed edd n eddy, steve martin's...
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How many people like pic related do you know IRL?
There's this one turboautist in one of my classes who is an obvious virgin and always rambling on about his shitty AK-47 and spouting /pol/ memes
no, i dont.
nice projecting tho, cunt
>>28276985
Spotted the virgin
Unoriginal comment! No way!
A couple. I knew a guy back in highschool who would rant about neigong and how it is a science and he would survive death because he bio-electric would continue when his body died. He also talked about building floating cities and shit. People like this are not that uncommon because 99% they become delusional probs so they don't kill themselves.
>dump bottle of piss out my window
>3rd floor
>must have hit a guy walking by
>"your piece of shit"
>sounded like old drunk guy
>why is he walking around at 2 am
>ohshit.jpg
>hear him in the apartment hall yelling
>"whos door is it"
>doors locked,...
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>>28276563
UPDATE: he is banging on the neighbors door, i think he thinks it was from them
>>28276621
UPDATE: HE IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR
>>28276689
call the cops on his ass, then just don't open your door m8
I'm starting to fall for her.
Go see a therapist you pedo piece of shit.
Me too but then got bored of her within 2 minutes.
>>28276168
This is now an Erica thread.
OC
Here it is, folks. The most accurate normie bingo. If you get a a horizontal, vertical or diagonal line, you are a normie confirmed.
>>28276091
> most accurate
> 'lost verginity' doesn't make you insta-normie
yeah, no
I can call you a good kisser if you want anon.
>>28276091
>watch anime
>have a degenerate fetish
neither of these things are normalfag material.
poor b8