Who here had gaslighting parents?
> told you everything was your fault whenever you made minor mistakes, like spilling juice at 22 years old
> don't understand why you don't try new things anymore for fear for monumental fuckups
> make you grovel just for standard decency, because they went to the store and remembered your favorite food once
> don't understand why you go overboard with the asskissing and feeling like you have to repay every act of kindness, even if its a friend giving you the last oreo
> express an honest negative feeling
> tell you meant to express a different feeling
> suddenly don't know why you keep everything inside
My dad just told me that while I should take responsibility in ruining my coworkers entire day by not eating one of her cupcakes, not to take it personally and to stop being offended by his comment just because I'm "hungry and irritable."
Anyone with normal parents is not a robot, because you're not used to getting micromanaged since birth.
>>28293724
Same shit with me, just got in a fight with them so I don't really feel like writing a whole thing
>>28293724
she looks like a fucking skelleton
>>28293792
Yea and I bet it feels great to have her tiny knee collide with ur balls at max speed.
Shes dating a chad tho, so just give up on that dream.
>jacking off during thunderstorm
>just reaching the climax
>as i ejaculate, lightning strikes close by, shaking the entire neighborhood and deafening peoples ears
w-what does it mean?
You just jacked off a possible god.What a waste.Shame
>thunderstorm right now
>want to go out and get beer
>afraid I might get hit by one of OP's ejaculatory lightning strikes while I'm on my way to the store
Whenever an earthquake happens I hold onto my dick. Then when shaking starts my hand starts automatically rubbing me off. As I cum the fear subsides as it feels like I'm having sex with the Earth
>tiny dick that doesn't work
>ugly chinaman
>manlet
>dates ex-pornstars
>75,000 salary
>indie musician
The secret: Get a nice job and play a guitar. Women will be all over you.
>>28293376
>>dates ex-pornstars
Just date a used up whore. That is the key,
>>28293407
he still has more than you will ever have
>>28293450
I never said he didn't. Op is pretending that the secret to getting women is to have a nice job or play guitar. When I was just pointing out all he did was go for used good. Which is something robots snub their noses at.
I-I'm going to jail, /r9k/ j-jesus christ man, I can't make it in jail, I-I-I just cant
I will buy into your desperate cry for attention, why do you think you're going to jail, OP?
>>28293272
>not posting why in the OP
nice bait semnpe
>>28293292
>>28293296
A-alright man look, tl;dr a long time ago I got kicked out of my parents house and I needed to make quick cash to get myself a new place. Now what's the best way to get quick cash? Drugs. Essentially I became a stupid fucking junkie dumbass who sold weed and sometimes acid in my neighborhood, anyway cops got the details and now they're gonna piss test me tomorrow.
I'm fucking shivering, I smoke everyday, t-this is it, I know it man,...
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have you cried at all in the previous month or even this year?
when was the last time you cried /r9k/?
>he talks about crying
red flags for men thread?
>>28292631
My dog died this year. So yes. RIP
about a year ago when my dog died.
I would cry if it made me feel better, it doesn't.
There is literally nothing worse than being a fat female.
You will be alone the rest of your life if you are a fat female. Men will not view you as a potential partner. Other people, in general, do not want to be your friend.
You are not valuable. You are not lovable. You are not respected or cared for.
I diet and then I eat again and end up gaining more than I was before the diet. I am so lonely that I keep thinking I would be better off if I died in my sleep.
All of you guys have it easy. As you get older and get more confidence and everyone...
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find some fat girl fetishists. remember the last time you heard a girl said she has a fetish for fat guys? me neither.
Not true fat girls can find chub lovers
>>28292585
>all of you guys have it easy
>only my problems matter
STFU attention whore, stop eating so much and everything will be fine.
Ask a psychopath anything
if i cut you, will you feel the pain?
>>28292468
Will you grant me some dubs to show off with?
>>28292468
Do you have a favorite toothpaste flavor? Mines green mint.
>Old Navy
>owned by a jew
>now openly posting literal cuck advertisements
>"only racists don't like this advertisement"
still don't think the jews are behind the modern movement to emasculate white men, goyim?
Would you prefer it be a white woman and a black man?
>>28292378
he is taking care of tyrones baby
>>28292378
Whats the difference?
Bloxx
Black anons, why do you cape so hard for non-black women? Especially for the women that can easily ruin your life on a whim?
inferiority complex
its literally ingrained in their dna
because whites have a higher value in society.
just pure economics.
>>28292284
I tend to agree, although I'm really referring to the males. Black women don't "cape" for non-black women, if it must be said.
>"heres the AUX cord, Anon play us your favorite song"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA
>>28292234
all my songs are legit. i'd actually sauce on them if they didn't know them
>feels good mane
>>28292234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
Suicide rate and depression is the highest these last 8 years.
Coincidence or nah?
Does a president make a difference?
I fapped to the pic btw
>>28292101
I bet the suicide rates for men are enormous. And just general homicide too.
>>28291992
Sauce of your statement ? I'd like to know if it's US only or in Europe too.
How many robots have we lost this year?
I look around and I see so much pain
It does seem dead as hell.
Are they really an heroing or just moving on?
>>28291738
An hero
I swear to god there's one every day. At least some are being serious.
>>28291758
It's not just an ebin meme?
The mods know, since they can see our ips.
And yeah suicide rates are the highest ever.
Rip
If a woman doesn't let you put it in the butt, she doesn't love you.
>>28291685
If she let's you, does that mean she loves you forever and won't leave
>>28291685
butt is overrated and messy af senpai
>>28291685
I don't think that's a woman.
>original commentato
I fucking hate my life. I've fallen madly inlove with a fictional character! I've had this obsession about mashiro for about 3 years now, but I can't stop thinking about her. I've had dreams about her, I drew a manga about her and me living at sakurasou. I draw/write about her everyday. I have a fucking problem! I've never felt like this about anyone. She's perfect for me. I lost 30 pounds because I motivated myself with her. I went from being 6 foot tall and 210 lbs to being 185 lbs. She's the love of my life and I would marry her if I can....
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I don't blame you dude, as khv I can understand why people go to such lengths to avoid loneliness and try to get some meaning to their life. As long you are improving your life I don;t see any problem because it's not like any roastie gonna give you a chance soon.
>>28291631
Yeah, I just wish there's someone like her. Even if I know I'll have no chance, I would still like to meet her.
ktfb
it's gotten to the point that opening pics of 3dpd is almost like opening shock pics of animal abuse for me
>1991-2016
Goodbye, all.
No u stay
>>28291165
Where you going senpai?
>>28291165
GOODBYE YOU USELESS FAGGOT