Why haven't you listened to the word of god yet?
>he will never no what it's like to have faith
>he will never have a qt introverted christian gf
I almost feel bad for you guys, almost.
>qt introverted christian gf
Every Christian girl I've met is an unrepentant slut. Also I don't really get what makes faith such a virtue anyways.
>>28303937
C'thulhu Fgthan
>>28303971
supposedly they are less likely to fuck around but they're just better at hiding it
Are there any true wizards left on arcanine?
32 KHV here. Coming to terms with wizardhood, life has been pretty good ever since I completely gave up on succubi. Would like to read about other wizards' and true apprentices' experiences with wiz life.
Not going to wizchan cause it's a toxic place full of delusional entitled idiots.
When does one become an apprentice, anon?
Why don't you just kill yourself? Not even trolling, I'm genuinely curious. At least consider it.
>>28303825
Why would I want to kill myself? Genuine question, not even trolling.
they said love it or leave it
so I'm leaving it.
packing my entire existence into three suitcases and boarding a plane with a one-way ticket next month.
nz / south island has
>much cheaper rent
>considerably lower alcohol tax
>you can buy alcohol in the super market (wtf is your problem australia?)
>many fewer faggots
>four years tax-free on overseas god-tier income X-D
>gigabit...
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there are just as many chads in nz and far far more niggers.
haha yeah right
Good, no one will miss you faggot
Let's get this show on the road. What are you:
>drinking
>feeling
>listening to
Share with the barkeep. Barkeep listens.
>drinking pinot noir
>feeling depressed about an unrequited crush
>listening to run the jewels
>>28303473
Does it depress you to think that Bernie lost?
>>28303398
>drinking beer
>feeling empty
>listening to vocaloid shit
what the fuck its like just sitting here slowly dying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
is the only soloution to get drunk??
post cute images in this thread that are cute btw
post cute images to save me from drinking myself to death
posting cut eimages but OP can't bump their own thread anyway
>tfw vodka-san isn't here to help tonight
>>28303254
I'm eyeing the gin real hard right now
Who /sexoffender/ here?
>>28303199
What did you do?
Original
>>28303199
A) What did you do
B) Sentencing people to things they have to pay for is bullshit
>>28303199
What the fuck, what did you do?
This shit is insane.
Why are lesbians so best?
A chick is hot.
Two chicks are even hotter.
>>28303065
because they've had painful experiences with bwc?
>>28303065
>so best
>greentext
>save
>me
/DrugGeneral/
4:30 am here, been smoking weed all night. Didn't sleep last night... or the night before. One or the other. Or both, the past 72 hours is a blur. Been playing Dark Souls III. Fun fucking game.
>STR 4 LYFE
Oh, I also started thinking that I might like to try meth. Just to see. Wondering what it's like. I've heard from a fair number of anons who use it infrequently with success. Just looking to try it once myself.
bump lmao suh dude
>tfw been snorting 3 meo pcp every other day for three weeks
Is something bad going to happen to me?
I'm waiting for some DUDE LMAO to arrive in the mail. Currently on low doses benzo and phenibut.
The magic genie grants you two wishes.
What does /r9k/ wish for?
a big dick so i can jerk myself off in the shower
To be a billionaire and Trump to win
>>28302383
I'd wish for eternal happiness for all beings.
Maybe after wishing for everyone who's ever lived to be brought back to life first, since it seems unfair for people to miss out on eternal happiness just because they were unlucky enough to die before I found the genie.
I came here for the first time, from /biz/, /fit/, /pol/, because I heard this was the cesspool. This is where people who are the furthest they can go on their luck go to dwell, and reflect on their lives with
>muh 2x year old virgin
and
>muh eye contact
And shit like that. I just want to say, that you people have a lot of potential. Sitting around playing vidya all day. You have to take life by the balls fellas. You know reading some of your stories, really reminds me of when I was 15, 16, 17 years...
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Some of you might be thinking
>"it's too late"
Its not. People can change. If you guys have anything you want to say by all means. I'll listen.
Give me something guys come on. Atleast a
>REEEEEEE
>a lot of potential
I can't think of a crueler lie.
ITT: Ways to commit suicide
Preferably painless and easy to do.
Also if possible cheap.
>>28301189
are you fucking stupid? Just get a fucking rope and hang yourself
>>28301210
You think i havent already thought of that? Im looking for better alternatives then just that.
>>28301233
use google we have enough of these fucking threads
The last thread was pretty successful as well. Let's start anew.
Malebots, what's your ideal bf like?
>>28299645
a female basically, but with a really really really small penis. like a toddler sized dick.
>>28299645
But das gay nigga
If I were into guys I would probably have to go with a twink that was very androgynous.
Small, fit but not all that masculine, good style.
I guess all the things that make a woman a woman but with a penis.
I guess I'm just straight.
What's your fetish/kink?
How achievable is it?
I like dry humping and cumming on clothed girls.
I mean if I get a gfwell there goes all my chances
Becoming Christ like.
yes its achievable.
unceaseing prayer
50-60 year olds
seems rather difficult
Fembot here. If you want a gf so badly, why not date a girl from /r9k/?
oink oink
i'd rather fuck a real pig.
>>28298677
FPBP nice digits
>>28298660
>Rotten garbage here. If you want food so badly, why don't you just eat out of the trash?
>"Alright class, everybody get a partner"
I used to panic, then I just decided to save my dignity and sit still arms crossed until either someone asked or my teacher tossed me in a group
>"Alright class, work in groups to prepare for the oral presentation! "
>mfw all those fucking idiots who left the lecture hall as soon as we were instructed to get with a partner for something