List 5 negatives things about yourself that you hate. Then list 5 positive things about yourself. I know there's something about you that's good robots.
Negatives
>never kissed girl, virgin, no relationships ever
>terrible at math, no motivation to work better
>suck at social situations, get anxious, never been to a party
>anxious about driving, no license
>stay up way too late and then sleep all day
Positives...
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Here's 5 more negatives and positives from OP, I wanna get this thread going.
Negatives
>autistic around pretty girls
>addicted to porn, have so many bookmarks saved, jerk off 3+ times a day
>can't stop browsing 4chan during the day
>have never been able to be good at sports, even though I'm fit
>have issues with parents who expect way too much from me
Positives
>regardless...
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Negatives
>Kissless hugless virgin
>No friends
>Bad social anxiety and no social skills due to never being in real social situations for 7+ years
>Stay up too late and then sleep all day
>NEET
Positives
>Good with computers
>Interested in all kinds of sciences; astronomy, physics, biology
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Negatives:
>introverted
>quiet
>bookish
>autistic hobbies
>can't relate to most people
>normies make fun of dweebs in the past
>"fucking normies"
>now the present
>the normies finally want to get along and are acting abnormal
>"fucking nomries REEEEEEE"
Whatever nerds. You were just alike all along. Just thriving on drama. Humans NEED drama. You both thrive in it. Only a cyborg, a gray hat, that is never an extremist, is worth being associated with. Fuck atheists; fuck thiests....
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>>28343011
Nice dubs.
A choker and huge tits hnnnng.
I don't get why she's holding up those old calculators though.
They're not acting abnormal. They take the things we like and pervert it to fit them.
2/10 bait got me to reply.
>>28343011
I think we'd save a lot of money and time if we just killed you instead for making such a shitty post.
Would you date a cute trap?
>>28342651
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Hell to the nah
If they had a good personality, yes
I just cried myself to sleep after trying to kill myself. Someone tell me it will be alright, please.
>just cried myself to sleep
>is awake
>>28342625
it's probably not going to be alright.
It is alright now. At least you are safe. Just get some sleep.
>go to Wendy's to try the pretzel bacon cheeseburger for the fifth time
>trying to improve my confidence, so I walk in the restaurant instead of drive-thru
>Within 30 seconds of looking at the menu TWO DIFFERENT staff members ask what I want
>obviously start to feel anxious, so I quietly leave fast and get into car to go to the drive-thru
>about to hand my cash to cashier when she recognizes me and says, "weren't...
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>>28342391
I mean.
Its because you're autistic.
Sucks for you, that sandwich in my opinion is the tastiest fast food sandwich available now.
>>28342391
You're getting better at this, I'll give ya that
BETA AUTISTIC WHITE ROBOT
BTFO'D
T
F
O'D
BY SUPERIOR BLACK CHAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0N8iUkJWkg
except fif didnt know he was autistic and thought he was high asf
that news anchor has crazy eyes and blinks weird
are you here andrew?
>>28342076
going up to a stranger, filming them, following them around, and talking shit about them based on their appearance is kinda something an asshole would do.
Just my 2 cents.
Lets try to make this one last
>post comfy pictures, music, vidya, stories, feels, videos, movies, tv shows or anything that makes you feel comfy.
Large bodies of water serve as barriers guarding sleep.
Here is a comfy doggo.
Good luck.
>>28341894
nothing comfy about being 50 floors above ground imo
ill stick to the ground level
Why do normies always gush over this bullshit
Normies love mediocre things. Pic related
>>28341430
>Attack on Titan mediocre
Come on we all know its shit
It's weird how its attracted so many normies, especially when they can't name any other characters except for Tyrion "John" and "Khaleesi"
Haven't seen one in a while
>that 50+ black teacher who would throw markers at kids not paying attention and watched king of the hill during lunch break
>That kid who accidentally e-mailed hentai to my mom
>that science teacher who had video game posters in his classroom and outright insulted his students
>that one kid who missed half the school year after breaking her leg twice
pic unrelated
>that substitute teacher who read manga online with the smartboard still on and got fired because he was reported by students for looking at hentai and you were surprised that those normies even knew what hentai was
>that substitute teacher who tried way too hard to be authoritative and got really personally roasted by the popular kids for being such a failure that he is working as a substitute teacher and everyone stopped laughing at the popular kids roasts because we all felt so bad but they kept roasting him
>That kid who joked about a school shooting and got v&
>that black kid who ran with his arms out like sonic and actually won 1st in track for the state
>that woodshop teacher who was obviously a pedo
>that kid who got expelled for taking creepshots in gym
>that teacher who fucked a kid
>those close friends who were caught comparing dicks in the school bathroom
>>28341393
>my school had all of these
>that kid who asked other guys in the class if they found the attractive Spanish teacher hot
>that maternity-leave-substitute-teacher who got drunk and tried to seduce a Chad at one of the football games
Virgins, post the positives and negatives of dating you
>>28341375
virgin checking in
Pros of dating me:
>can bully me
>can beat me up and i wont tell anyone
>if i ever have an income you are entitled to the money i make
Cons of dating me:
>im not fun to talk to
>i am awkward to be around
>no hobbies, interests, skills
>am stupid and not productive
I'm like a combination of daria and jane, intelligent, artistically expressive and deadly cynical about life
>>28341375
Pros:
>Loyal
>Good looking
>Somewhat smart
>Take friends/family very seriously
>Good job prospects
Cons
>Pretty strict values
>Pessimistic
>Kind of controlling but fair
The bar is open.
Ask for your drinks and open your hearts. I'm listening.
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/arnebhus/arnebhus_-_Singles/Warm_Duck_Shuffle
>drinking the liquid jew
orig
>>28341312
can i have a soda
one flagon of semen, barkeep, per favore.
Prove that life has absolutely any meaning in it whatsoever.
>protip: you can't
this robot is fucking retarded and won't let me post an image of just speedwagon
>>28340541
Life only has the meaning you force it to have
>>28340732
Except it's the laws of physics (whether they be deterministic or probablistic) forcing YOU to force life to have a meaning.
There is no libertarian free will.
Vocaroo thread
Doing r8s and requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LK9Et7YvUo
>>28340389
I love these threads, op, thx for making one
I'm gonna post my shitty singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWYYP8cJOX
>>28340389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kB8nuy6vVH
>>28340389tfw you have autism speakhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yhjo2tXSwD
The moment when, after many years
of hard work and a long voyage
you stand in the centre of your room,
house, half-acre, square mile, island, country,
knowing at last how you got there,
and say, I own this,
is the same moment when the trees unloose
their soft arms from around you,
the birds take back their language,
the cliffs fissure and collapse,
the air moves back from you like a wave
and...
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Ask a sad fembot anything
>>28339672
LETS EAT TATSU xD
Did you ever have the idea for a start-up, and if yes, what was the idea?
What's it like being sad, and female too? The rest of your gender is pretty happy.
Get a black gf or kill yourselves you racist assholes.
ok I want a black gf how do i get a black gf
>>28338885
kek
fucking dumb negress
nobody wants you
not even us black guys
Why would I want a black gf when I could have literally anything other than that.