I'm balding aren't I?
there is a caterpillar on your head
>>28225692
Nah, you look fine anon
Literally shut tier pic
I can't tell cause the pic was so shit
Don't mind me. Just living to die.
What's taking so long? God damn it, I'm so impatient.
Live by the loan,
Die by the debt, my friend.
>>28225696
Parents, at least in my case
why are gay people so cancerous
being gay is a mental disease and fags refuse to deny it. the cringe comp to me shows a sign of aspergers in everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCZXhd40XoQ
>>28225706
>Things will never be the same, that's just the way it is, oh yeah
>>28225706
Fuck, that was painful from the start
>as part of your checkup anon I need to know when you were last sexually active
about 3 minutes ago right after the nurse left
check ur ass, doctor fag
>>28225619
I have never had sex, actually
These fembot attention threads are cancer. Every single fucking day there's another one of these threads. These threads should be deleted and the OP's should be banned.
>>28225525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KT54Jtj3E6
I AGREE
The only bad thing about them is that it never actually results in anybody meeting a partner.
>>28225525
The best part is its proof the mods aren't doing their jobs. Those threads are actually against r9k rule 3.
http://www.4chan.org/rules#r9k.
how much does height matter, /r9k/?
dfghj
>>28225450
annie looks like a girl I knew in grad school... Ah, the feels. Also fuck you for making me feel my own feels
>>28225450
It means literally everything to a female. It is why you see so many dating profiles of 5'0 women refusing to date anyone shorter than 6'1.
Its physically impossible for a woman to be attracted to a man <6'1
Hey Anon! Can my bikini-clad friends and I wash your car? It's for charity...
>>28225245
how about you shamwow my cock until your face is covered in oxyclean instead?
>>28225245
No, cant you see i drive a porsche panamera and i dont want ugly bitches scratching the paint
okay, I dont own a car tho so can you just rub your tits against me?
>She will never love you for who you are
>you won't wake up next to her in the morning
>you won't see the sun rise slowly and come over her, revealing her face in contrast to your dark room
>You will never have the amazing sensation of being with her and feeling something....
>Happiness...
>You will never be on a date and have an amazing time
>you will never just stare at the lights with her and feel the connection between you two, both silently knowing the other one is happy to be with you
>you will never tell her you love her and hug her tight
>hoping that she knows you really mean it
Why do you think this kind of behavior is acceptable? This is why you can't hold down an apartment.
Why do some people on this site call others "fuckboys"? Is sounds like gay slang.
>>28225646
Fuk you say fukboi? Bitch ass
>>28225646
If you do the kind of thing in OP's post you kinda are a fuccboi
Time to get comfy, replicants. Play these at the same time for instant blade runner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RScZrvTebeA
http://www.rainymood.com/
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/3918/web
Also comfy/feels thread. I'm feeling depressed so hit me.
>>28225047
Tfw you'll never smoke a cigarette on your high rise balcony, overlooking the city skyline at 2:00 am.
Tfw all your memories will be forgetten in time like tears in rain
>>28225047
>You will never live on a ringworld billions of times the size of earth.
>You will never travel along the circumference of your world in a near lightspeed train, sipping on the local gin.
>You will never hover above the curling landscape in a flying fortress.
>You will never look down from the mountain edges of the world into inky space.
Just kill me now.
I'd like more sci-fi feels please.
I fell for the deenz meme, and ruined my pizza.
How the fuck, could anyone enjoy those salty abominations on a pizza?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
>>28224951
>le sardines taste bad meme
pleb detected
>>28224968
They do, you sicko.
I almost threw up.
Lessons learned.
Now you can grow as a person with this new knowledge, and all it cost you was some temporary discomfort.
>Take extreme pleasure in loud white noise.
>Bathroom is next to bedroom.
>Turn on ceiling-installed suction fan in bathroom.
>Always leave bathroom door open.
>Hasn't been off in over 6 months.
>>28224857
What's your latest favorite song?
>>28224890
I don't know which came first, why are you asking?
>>28224932
You like ambient noise. I enjoy "noisy" music. I thought you might listen to interesting stuff.
>Be billionaire
>Marry this
What chance do us non-chads have when even the richest robot in the world can only get a wife like this?
Come on senpai, priscilla isn't THAT bad. Also she might be pregnant in that pic.
Also, a smart person like mark jewberg probably would rather marry someone who he could talk to on his level rather than some vapid whore, he can fuck a $5000 prostitute whenever he wants to, he could probably have a whole harem of virgin japanese school girls flown in to kick him in the dick if he wanted
>>28224690
Uhhh... I can't see a pretty baby coming out of that union. Kid's gonna be Igor tier.
>>28224690
Well, she was with him before he became a billionaire, so it's more likely he stay with the girl that liked him for him instead of some vapid cunty model that only wants his money.
Who /never succeed in anything/ here?
>be me
>from asian country
>all i ever done in school is studying english and math non stop
>below average math test score
>near 20 years of learning English now
>still not good enough to be fluent
>want to be an vidya illustrator
>practice drawing for 5 years+
>still suck badComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28224673
Me
I've tried so many things to stop being a a lazy loser.
I started a youtube account, but when I tried to make a video I couldn't even speak. I'm too shy, even when completely alone.
So I tried making a blog but can't afford to pay for wordpress or a host and the free version so absolute shit that I just gave up.
I just want something that I can work towards and can give me some real-world benefits. Man.
>>28224673
Me. Doesn't help that I'm really lazy.
>he doesnt masturbate to wow
explain yourself nigger, its like you wouldnt cut with your pocket knife
>xmogs come out
>everyone immediately makes their BEs and NEs sexy as shit
I only masturbate to Vanilla WoW, before Blizzard ruined it.
>>28224776
Blizz didn't ruin it until WotLK
>people think WotLK was good
>"Here you go soldier, hop into this essentially invincible tank and kill 250 Scourge or whatever the fuck the baddies of this zone is"