>supposed to get my degree last year
>have to stay in school another half a year more just because I'm a lazy, depressed fuck
who ACADEMIC FAILURE here
I went to uni parttime for the past 4 years, never going to classes but doing tests/labs.. Now I've lost interest and not sure if I want to try anymore.
That academic failure life. Feels like a lot of wasted time.
How many units much you fail before you get kicked out?
I'm in Australia and I am getting study-bux. The thing is my degree is 3 years, but I've only been guaranteed 3 years of STUDY-BUX. Which means if I fail a single unit I will need to continue on into a 4th year without getting STUDY-BUX.
How can I avoid failing a unit? I want to finish the degree in the allotted time the government has given me.
>>28231265
If it makes you feel any better academic failure brother, it took me 5.5 years to complete my 4 year degree but I still graduated and got a job making 6 figures less than a year after getting my degree.
How's your two days of freedom going, wagecuck?
How is your 0 days of freedom going neetcuck? We know you hate your existence and it tortures you 7 days a week.
actually i have to work today
>>28231128
Oh, trust me. Going way better than your shit existence.
>tfw I have my own motor vehicle and go out with friends to do things your neetbux cant get you
Ordered this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks my mom found it what do I do she's talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old
Pics of said device
>>28231111
Just say it's your fuck toy. Best case scenario she thinks you're just lonely/horny and forgets about it. Worst case scenario she thinks you're a pedo that wants to fuck babies.
The same thing happened to me actually. I bought a stuffed doll and cut a hole in it to fuck it. My mom found it and didn't really care. She just said i need to find me a gf.
I told her im not ready for a gf and this is a safe alternative. that was basically it. i've been doing this shit since the 7th grade.(25 now)
Shit copy pasta thread
>The Chad army is coming!
>Prepare for the Chad's boys!
>They won't live long among us!
>Stand firm!
>And pray u don't die without fucking them up good
>now CHARGE!!!!
Hi I am shahwar
>>28231218
Man what the fuck?!?!
Jaaaaaaain
Post your chart or fill out the template & find your new soulmate.
>>28231089
I might be a fucking loser but I have better things to do then spend 37 fucking hours filling this retarded bullshit out. Fuck you and your ivy league college level chart faggot.
>>28231089
What kind of loser actually takes the time to fill one of these out?
>>28231131
Not me, i can assure you that.
>tfw still using V3
>Look into my eyes,It's the only way you'll know I'm telling the truth
Yesterday i woke up suckin' a lemon,
a lemoooooon !!
>the sky turns green
>where I end and you begin
I jumped in the river what did I see?
How long have you been on the computer today, anon?
That long?
Hmm.
>>28231065
it's not even 12 p.m.
why did you make this thread so early?
>>28231082
12pm, huh?
Oh.
>>28231065
Leave me
>been running almost every fucking day for the past 2 months
>still have really fucking fat thighs
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN THE FUCK DO I START LOSING WEIGHT???
>>28230879
Eat below TDEE
>>28230879
Try carrying a backpack with weights when you run
Actually you're genetically fucked though, it happens
>>28230892
I eat maybe 1 light meal every 2 days
I am 29 and I've never taken drugs, not even smoked a cigarette. I had 1 sip of alcohol when I was 10 years old and hated it and haven't touched it since. Most people seem to do at least drink, some do drugs as well. I've always wondered why people would even bother doing them, it's always baffled me as to why someone would spend money on such things.
So yeah..............What's being drunk and high on drugs feel like?
It's the best feel. I don't know how to describe it, it actually feels like happiness.
I don't wanna be all "DUDE DRUGS LMAO" but personally they're the only thing I enjoy. Specially alcohol. Nothing beats being drunk. If I could chose between sex or alcohol, I'd pick alcohol without a second thought.
>it's always baffled me as to why someone would spend money on such things
You know that feeling you get when you want to do something you enjoy, so you seek that thing out? It's like that.
Not sure if my sarcasm is coming through.
>>28230839
>What's being drunk and high on drugs feel like?
It feels very good without having to do anything
>I respect your opinion
Is there a more cuck phrase than this?
>Oh you think I'm wrong? I can respect that
Come here you fucking cunt I will fucking grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sorry guys I got pissed off thinking about people that say "I respect your opinion" they are usually lefty libertarian, Sargon of Akkad watching faggots ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck I am so angry
That's not even remotely cuckish. It simply means 'I know I'm right so fuck you' but it's wrapped in a layer of... diplomacy maybe?
>>28230878
I was angry when I made this thread but I am very tired now and am going to sleep. You can take control of this thread now
>>28230834
But not everything has to be a debate. Some ideas are so ingrained in people that they'll never abandon them.
WE DID IT LADS
TFW GF
>>28230723
>WE
Who is this... We?
>tfw still no GF
>>28230723
>GF meaning you became Latino cockhead?
>>28230785
gf meaning I'm not alone anymore!!
>Saturday night
>alone
>no alcohol or drugs
>nothing to watch or do
>depressed
Literally crawling in my skin. I've been walking around my room talking to myself again
>>28230681
play games
fuckingmuted fuck mya ss
>>28230681
visual novels
sheet, can't you go to your bottle shop?
What's a good thing to do if you have a lot of empty time. I'm thinking spending 16 hours a day here is a waste of time.
>>28230671
Contemplate why you're wasting the best years of your life on a shitty website
or is it 16hrs well spent???
>>28230671
You can always go and check out what is going on on good ol r9k, you are always welcome here
>this is going to be america's first lady soon
>>28230658
God I hope so.
OG comment.
>>28230658
Who is that and where I can find more porn of that bitch?
>>28230700
Do you live under a fucking rock m8?
>https://www.youtube.com/user/emilysteaparty/videos
>5 short videos about nothing
>30k subs
Why are men such beta males these days?
>>28230634
>Why are men such beta males these days?
>image.jpg
Being good looking will get you subs.
Not even memeing. You can gain a huge following by just having a good quality camera + being good looking.
People like listening to good looking people say and do random shit.
>>28230634
Mystery is so cool and beautiful I wish I could marry her.