D-Do girls find playing guitar to be cool?
No they stopped liking it last year, they'll think you're a loser if they see you with one.
Go with the french horn.
>>28239552
>caring about what women think of your hobbies
seriously?
Some of them
You should be aware though, before you ask any
>Do girls like
question
The correct answer is always some of them
Some girls even like skinny-fat guys because they are better for cuddling
Some of them like pretty much everything
The problem is your 'oneitis' doesn't actually like what you like
You have to stop trying to find THE ONE and start trying to find someone you enjoy spending time with
If you enjoy yourself with someone else and they genuinely enjoy their time with you then life...
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How do I deal with my parents bullying me? I am a 26 year old man who works full time and pays rent so I want them to start showing some respect.
>Offered to go shopping for them, as I had to purchase candy and chips for myself
>They asked me to get some stuff so I bought it
>Came back
>Told them I got everything but I couldn't get any Feta
>Dad laughs and says 'you can't get any Feta, you're already...
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Feta luck next time, OP.
>>28239454
ease up dude
>Muh genetics
hmm...
My friend's gf tracks his movements through his cell phone 24/7. I'm a fucking loser so I don't have any other friends but is this sort of thing normal?
>>28239352
Your friend is a cuck.
That isn't normal at all, thats invasive as fuck and also shows that she is incredibly insecure. Not worth having a woman like that.
>>28239352
You should tell him. What is she going to do to you?
>spent ten minutes doing squats and push-ups
>legs have been sore for two days since then
who /weakling/
>>28239260
Workout again anyway, just warmup first.
>>28239260
this happens if you're not used to exercise. if you make it routine it doesn't happen anymore unless you do a crazy ridiculous workout
>>28239291
how 2 warmup
Who /maga/ here? He's the candidate that pisses off normies the most.
Trump is actually really popular with white northern liberals. He's the most normal tier candidate of them all.
Back to pol faggot
>>28239193
All the candidates are fucking shitty.
I'm literally not going to vote because I don't know what's worse, a socialist cuck, a wall street shill or an old-money meme candidate with a double digit IQ.
>>28239236
You know there's a shit ton of independent candidates right? Cast your vote in with one of them. I'm voting for McAfee.
>got some cute panties
>got banned from Omegle
>now have no one to show them off to>have a penis
>>28239161
Show them off to /fit/
>>28239161
hurrrr durrrrr show them to us! I very horny ;)))))))))))))))))))
/thread
fap on chaturbate or some shit fucking attention whores should kill themselves
Hey guys, my brother is in town and he brought his 8 year old daughter. I rarely see her and she keeps asking me to go watch Zootopia with her this weekend, but I'm scared I get infected by this fucking furry thing some of you guys have. I keep telling her it'll come out on bluray soon and that we should go watch The Jungle Book, but she says it looks scary. What am I suppose to do? I really don't want to watch Zootapia since I've almost got a boner once because of that furry fan-art shit and I don't want to get into that shit. Cuckold fantasies are enough for me.
>>28239066
>Cuckold fantasies are enough for me.
Kill yourself yesterday you pile of fetid trash.
Disregard fur shit, try to fantasize about the 8yo girl instead.
>boner while watching movie with 8yo
kek
You know what I hate? People who eat pizza with their fucking hands. We exist in a fucking civilized, developed world, where people have developed utensils /specifically/ designed to handle food. And yet they choose to be fucking animals.
If you eat pizza with your hands, fuck you.
>>28239030
>needing utensils for pizza
>>28239030
What kind of faggot uses utensils to eat pizza?
>>28239030
2/10, poopies and droopies
>tfw your oneitis wants to meet up and catch up with you
>super excited
>meet up with her
>have a fucking awesome time
>everything going great
>get drunk, talk about old times, cuddle, fuck, and enjoy the night together
>think she might actually see me as a potential partner
>she leaves the next day, promises to see me again...
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Sounds like a great time. I wish I could have that experience.
Kill yourself you had sex you fucking faggot bitch
>>28239031
it was, but the whole thing feels contrived knowing she probably just did the same exact thing with all those other guys she met up with. I would have rather not done it now that I know, I feel used.
>>28239084
sex is meaningless and pointless, I was a KV up until I was 23, once you have sex you realize not only is it incredibly overrated, but its fucking dumb unless you're with someone who wants you as bad as you want them, otherwise masturbation...
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>tomorrow is May 1st, 2016
>4 months of passed already
Did any of you achieve your New Year's resolutions? Tell me about your success or failure
>less than 4 years to 2020
Hahahaha I feel like New Years was a week ago. Fucking kill me
summer is my anti-comfy, I'm looking forward to Sept 1st
Hey! Take care of this thread for me.
>>28238912
stop turning up to my house and calling my mom hot then
DIO was a spiteful virgin cuck who dedicated his life and death to wrecking chad JoJo's shit
>>28240366
Didn't he have like four kids?
>trying to torrent 50 episodes
>download speed 0.1kb/s
>4 seeders
>0.0 kbps
>>28238995
>download speed 0.1kb/s
>upload speed 2mb/s
>eta
>3y
>Tfw big forehead/naturally high hairline
I hate this feel. My hair is nice and thick but I'm 100% fucked because my forehead is so big/my hairline is high.
I know I'm not receding because my hairline has been like this my entire life. And none of my hair is thinning.
No hairstyles look good on me and people are always pointing out how big my forehead is.
I actually wish I would go bald, because then I wouldn't have a big forehead any more. And my head shape is pretty good.
If you look like pic related everything is alright. Only chimps and shit skins got low hairlines.
>>28239007
I look a bit like pic related but apparently that guy was balding and got an artificial hairline, so not really.
>Only chimps and shit skins got low hairlines.
Your /pol/ platitude doesn't make me feel any better about my high hairline. It just doesn't look good with any hairstyle. It's like I have this great desert expanse at the top of my head.
>>28238843
post a pic or the thread is garbage
cant be much worse than going bald unless you're ugly, I'm going bald but thankfully I'm not ugly
Who do you like more?
Stop forcing this new shit, asshole.
Idk who gives a shit
One lives one dies one lives again
left is iconic, the right is uninspired.
"GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHICKEN TENDERS"
My gun and screaming quickly renders:
The KFC staff, froze with fear
As sirens grow so loud and clear
It hasn't always been this way,
But mummy's good boy's gone astray
Ever since her selfish death
I'm left without a tendies chef
So I've been driven to the streets
To hustle for my precious meats
But I've a new toy, and it's my best one
A 5906 Smith & Wesson
It's been weeks since my diapey's changed
And I am feeling quite deranged
I...
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>>28238715
8/10, ending needs work
>But I've a new toy, and it's my best one
A 5906 Smith & Wesson
That doesnt rhyme
>The five-oh cannot help but barf
I'm sure I saw mummy almost laugh
Neither does that
>"REACH FOR THE SKY, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME". I turn and I shoot:REEEE! REEEE! REEEE!
Should be 3 REEs not 4
7/10
>>28238839
how do you pronounce wesson, of course it rhymes