Hey r9k, so I decided who would be the perfect girl for me and I decided that girl would be a devout christian, even though I'm not very religious myself. My reasoning is that she would be: faithful, kind, not out parting all night like most girls, modest, and will likely want a family one day.
My question is that, where can I meet girls like this? Besides church..
>>28249072
>looking for a religious girl
>besides church
volunteer somewhere. soup kitchen, animal shelter, old folks home, etc.
>>28249105
hmm. I'll have to try that. I'd love to volunteer at an animal shelter or something
ITT: post your favorite movie and robots use it to guess what kind of porn you like
Betcha like furry, urine, trannies or fisting
>>28249314
you like feet?
>>28249594
Do you like porn with way too many close ups of faces that last way too long?
When did your Iife start to go downhill?
>>28249049
'bout 16
When I got into school, so like age 6
It was doomed to fail from the beginning.
I see you're back, little pervert. Back to suck on more of my farts. Worshipping my ass, spreading my cheeks wide so I can fart right into your little nose. Mmmmmmm, well get ready, because I have lots of rips for you to come. mmmm get that nose right up between my asscheeks, get that nose right on top of my asshole..........
pffffffffffffffffft
Right there, get that nose right in that fucking ass. Gonna bend over.......
>pfffooooooooooooooooffft
ohhhh yea. mhhhhm ohhhhhh ooooooohhhhmmm GET THAT NOSE RIGHT THERE...
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You need help man, this has gone far beyond just shitposting.
>>28249027
What, no, that's gross.
I just wanted to suck your toes.
>>28249027
nobody is going to "suck on farts". that is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. get off your ass and go outside, faggot.
>4chan 2016
I've been here almost every day for a decade. Can I leave now? This website demographic has obviously changed and I don't enjoy browsing anymore.
>>28249019
>I've been here almost every day for a decade
Said every newshit ever.
>>28249019
>This website demographic has obviously changed and I don't enjoy browsing anymore.
see the problem is there are enough remnants of the "old" 4chan still around, AND there isn't really a good alternative
even though the demographic has changed, the old people have only kind of left, its more that it's grown and a shitton of shit leddit morons have flooded the site, there is still good people and good content and good discussion here sometimes
honestly...
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>>28249019
Yea just go b urself op
so who was really the best waifu
db edition
>>28248886
Bulma
not even a debate
>anybody other than Bulma
Easiest way to detect shit taste.
>>28248886
Vegeta
Android 18
Lunch
Pan
Mr.Satans' daughter I forget her name
in that order
Virginity is traditionally prized in women and sexual virility is prized in men.
If a man is a virgin, he's shamed by women and women don't want to date him. If a man is successful with women, he becomes more attractive to women.
Why is it then if a man says he prefers virgin girls, everyone treats him like a monster?
These are all antiquated broad generalized stereotypes
If you talk to most modern young women they dont really care about virginity being an issue
>>28249022
> If you talk to most modern young women they dont really care about virginity being an issue
perhaps if by "young women" you mean those under 20 or 22 years of age.
beyond that being a virgin makes you like one remaining slice of pizza at a party a few hours after everything's been picked over. even if it looks fine most people wonder if maybe there's something wrong with it, like it was dropped on the floor perhaps. otherwise why wouldn't anyone...
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I want to date a virgin boy.
Are normies also constantly tense, anxious and stressed out? I feel like I'm broken, I can't sit still and I've been grinding my teeth a lot lately. I've also begun cracking my jaw, which apparently means I have TMJ.
How do I overcome stress?
>inb4 deep breathing, meditation
no memes, please
Meditation and exercise
Oregano
>>28248820
Fuck TMJ, can't even open my fucking mouth all the way.
My go to options is drugs, which isn't necessarily healthy, but it works. For an option that isn't totally self destructive, I don't know, consult a doctor. Beta blockers can reduce some of the physical symptoms of stress.
I'm personally going to be trying accupuncture and massage (and hopefully happy ending if possible) to see if they help at all with the stress/depression.
>tfw your mom and dad are depressed as hell too
Why do people have children
Because most people are fucking retarded animals anon
If that wasn't the case, everyone would have suicided centuries ago
Just learn from your parents' mistakes and don't do it yourself if you somehow get the opportunity
>>28248794
Because we all want to see a little version of ourselves mixed with the person we infatuate over because muh love n sheit.
Seriously, just don't ever have kids. Realize that your genes are shit and don't need to be passed down.
>mom has been depressed most of her life, but somehow came out of it for the most part
>feel like I can watch her falling back into depression because she can see how fucked up I am
This is not a good feeling. She says she doesn't want me to hide my problems anymore, but when I see how facial expressions when I tell her how depressed I am, it just makes me feel worse.
What helps with anxiety
Mindfulness meditation helped me. But you gotta get in the habit of doing it everyday, otherwise the anti-anxiety effects stop. Happened to me.
Beer and whiskey
>>28248690
Fapping over a comatose naked girl.
>thought I was good at pokemon
>thought that the games were getting easier for me over time simply because each time I had a batter idea of what I was doing
>in short, I got gud and so of course it got easier
>it turns out that they've just been dumbing down each new incarnation
>read Trigun Black Cat as a teenager
>thought I was so cool for "ignoring pleb shonen shit" eg...
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>>28248495
There's meant to be a slash between Trigun and Black Cat.
>>28248495
You thought you were cool for... Reading obscure Japanese cartoons? Anime is autistic enough.
>>28248536
I was also like 15; teenagers aren't known for their good judgment
>Lera, say hello to your new dad
Your reaction?
>>28248489
Cool, didn't know you were into threesomes!
too old
get fucked robot
"Threesome when"
As far as I am concerned, Trump is the last hope for this world. With what we're seeing crawling out from under the rocks to confront Trump, it's clear that things have festered too long and our society is living on borrowed time.
If Trump loses, then I'm just going to live in a fantasy world and give up. I'll just smoke weed all day long, go on disability, watch anime and not give a fuck anymore.
I can't be the only one. Besides the eternal /k/ crew with hypermasculine Red Dawn fantasies, who else feels the same way?
>>28248395
>Trump is the last hope for this world
Lmao. Jesus Christ what a world. This whole thing is like a twilight zone episode.
>>28248395
MAGA AWOOOOO!
>>28248395
>Sakurafish
I HATE IT
I'm only two semesters in, and I can't stand college anymore. Is it possible to succeed without college? I just want to have my own place, be it a house or an apartment, and be able to pay for food, water, electricity, transportation, etc.
Is it possible to live the American dream as a wagecuck?
>inb4 just be a NEET
I could never live with myself if I mooched off my parents forever. I want to be on my own feet by the time I'm thirty.
>>28248372
>Is it possible to succeed without college?
Depends on what you want to succeed in.
research a trade my nigga
Can you mooch of your parents to the tune of a couple thousand dollars? You could create and market some shitty scammish product.
Without education you gotta make your own fortune.
Ask a guy who had sex with an asian woman/masseuse at an asian massage parlor tonight anything. :)
>>28248367
how'd you initiate?
Also, that pic's hot.
How quickly until you came?
>>28248367
Do you speak any asian language?