Hello, /r9k/!
I'm 21 y.o. guy who is about to go on a trip of his entire life. I don't know why exactly I'm making this thread right now. I guess I just want to talk to someone who is also desperate and rejected by society. However, by r9k's standards, I'm far from an outcast:
>straight white male
>6'3 tall
>in good physical shape
>somewhat sociable (though, highly debatable)
But, aside from all of the above-mentioned, you don't really have a reason to reject me.
>poor
>feel alienated from people around me, hell, even from my family
>virgin
>don't have a whole lot of friends
Anyway, please ask me something or just keep the conversation going. I feel like talking, but I have nobody to talk to. And talking to myself is just getting old and boring.
>pic related is what I look like according to celebslikeme
>>28252622
Yo, where are is your trip going ? Are you leaving society ?
>>28252671
In a way, yes.
I want to go to the U.S., but, due to several complications, I'm forced to go to Cuba and then work my way further West. I guess I like people, just not the people of this particular country.
Had to try that out, apparently I look like a maze runner
>it's a 4chan thread turns into complaining about women episode
i was waiting for this episodewomen aren't funny
>it's a he hasn't been on 4chan long enough to not make posts about the meta on 4chan
episode
>>28252606
>it's an anon makes a condescending comment to another anon about their longevity but he made a small typo relating to a basic function of the site and now he looks bad so he closes the thread and comes back in 15 minutes episode
>my face when whites think they can be robots
I genuinely believe that you can only be a robot if you:
>Don't give a shit about race, politicd, or any such nonsense that would only matter to normies
>are male
>kissless
>virgin
>never had a girl like you
>don't want a gf
>not gay
>don't like traps (same thing as above really)
>don't...
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>>28252565
dat potato jaw
>>28252565
what are you doing here invisible
>keep falling for fictional characters
anyone else?
>>28252469
Nice try
But everyone wants to fuck that rabbit
>>28252552
No, you can't fuck the rabbit/
>>28252552
sister found the bunny basement
Tick tock,
Wagecuck!
How did your weekend go, wagie? And don't give me that 'too short' bullshit.
reeeeeeeeee
Although i do have one week of neetdom, I can't get neetbux here in the uk
>>28252467
I have a full day left
I worked all week, Sunday is my only day off
Anon stepped outside
It felt good to be alone
He wished he was drunk
He thought about something he said
And how stupid it had sounded
He should forget about it
He decided to piss, but he couldn't
(A plane passes silently overhead)
The streetlights, and the buds on the trees, and the night, were still
It finally came, he took a deep breath
It made him feel strong, and determined
To go back inside
The light
Their backs
The conversations
The couples, romancing, so natural
His friends stare
With eyes like the heads...
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CREEPING UP INTO THE SKYYYYYYY
I MISS YOU
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH MISS YOU
Wash yourself in your tears,
And build your church,
On the strength of your faith.
Is it me or are cats different in Japan? I never see a cat with these colours anywhere else before.
It's just you, and you are a fucking retard
>>28252433
That looks like a normal cat.
>>28252479
Watch your mouth kiddo. That's all I'm gonna say.
>got super drunk yesterday in front of my computer
>thought it was a good idea to take 6 mdma pills at the same time
>ended up writing to and calling everybody in my contact list high as fuck
how do i recover from this
>tell friends you were high
>cooler friends will either think it's funny or that it's a minor nuisance
>others may judge you for not controlling yourself better
>don't let go of the shame too quickly, so as to ensure you don't do this again and establish a pattern, which can be a lot more detrimental than any isolated incident
Were you ever aggressive?
unfortunately you can't. Delete everyone and change town
>>28252435
>Were you ever aggressive?
I accused my friend of stealing 3 of my pills. I sent a text this morning apologizing but no answer yet.
Fuck my life
>supposed to go in to an amusement park with my friends today
>we were supposed to meet at a bus station and then go together with the same bus, at around 1pm
>the clock is 12, send a message "so when excatly are we meeting"
>they fucking reply "we are already here, you can come when you want"
How the fuck could they just reply to me like that? What the fuck man. I thought I was their friend. I don't even...
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I'd kill them.(maybe)
At the very least, I'd stop being a friend to them.
They arent your friends. It hurts, but at least you know now.
Use that anger towards some productive solitary activity that will get you ahead in life.
how old are you? if you already set a time to meet there...just go up there? obviously they understood the plan perfectly. sounds like you're hypersensitive desu
What do I have for dinner, you dumb faggots?
Tendies of course.
>>28252126
Pancakes. Breakfast for dinner. Break all the rules tonight you madman.
pussy. unless you are a faggot yourself.
You bastard! Are you a normalfag or just a tripfag?
NEITHER!
I'm a ROBOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNbCzKcn-PY
>>28252088
top kek most anonymous users are normalfags whereas tripcode users have some mental issues making them robots if they haven't lost their vcard and they are male
>>28252836
0/10, you didn't even try m8
>>28252851
what are you even talking about I was objectively right.
>start getting bored of r9k since see same threads over and over
>mostly done by normies and fake fembots
>try and make threads to get some interesting conversation going
>gets ignored
>all other threads are trash
/WhoGettingBoredOfR9kHere/
What topic did you start a thread on, OP?
My threads are always fun and active
>tfw 3 threads died right after my post today and I didnt get a single (You) off them
r9k sucks when noone responds to your feels
>I just woke up
>I was just dreaming of mum
>She passed away due cancer, I remember hugging her bald head and kissing it.
>In my dream I was saying "I don't care how you look. You are my mother! Your heart is as beautiful as it could be. I love you.
>3 years later and I still think about it almost daily.
>Just woke up
>Realise it is the "Day of...
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please just kill yourself then you can be with her :)
You're a good son. A lot of millenials now constantly yell and scream at their parents, treat them like shit and demand expensive things from them.
If there is some sort of afterlife, I'm sure your mother gets the message, man.
Hang in there and make her proud.
>>28253041
Based reply, god bless.
>>28251879
Be well, op. My parents are getting older and I'm terrified I'll miss them one day. I'm sure your mum is proud of you up there and wants you to be happy.
Pepe appreciation thread. Post your favorite Pepes. Rare Pepes are welcome. What do you like the most about the Pepe meme? I like that Pepe represents all of us and our deepest feelings and sufferings. We can really identify with Pepe and what he's been through.
Show some love for our amphibian friend.
Hellorino fampai
This Pepe sums up being an adult for me.
Girl Feet Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9znIqN7sXg
dem anna feet
Girl's feet are literally god's gift to mankind.
If a girl has qt feet, she's a top 9/10 minimum regardless of her face or any other features
>>28252066
im inclined to agree unless shes fat or disfigured