Good afternoon/evening, robots. The F&F is open again tonight, you all know the drill by now.
A few reminders to show ID, no normies allowed, theres a deck for smokers on the second floor, pool rack is set and if you get dubs, trips etc your first drink is free.
I'll be courteous and get something started in the jukebox too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFafKvgpIRo
How are you lads doing?
>>28261670
Anon I want to cuddle a girl. I want to have friends I can hang out with. I want a chill cat who sits on my lap all day. I WANT LOVE!
>>28261733
>free drink
Give it to the next anon. I don't drink.
>>28261733
I want physical touch, i want intimacy, i want hugs and sex. Ugghhhhh... You are not alone anon.
She fucking did it again, i cant handle this anymore, should i just give up on her?
what happended
Did she do it againto your heart? Did sheget lost in this game oh baby? Did you think that she was sent from above?
Well, anon, maybe she's not that innocent
>>28261745
checked and kekked
originalio
You'll reach a point where you'll have a vice sufficient enough to make it so that giving up on women is much easier.
Mine is weed and psychedelics.
>>28261658
Mine is sleeping, I usually sleep for 16-20h.
>>28261714
Sleeping is what makes you forget eh? That's very nice and peaceful, not too harmful for the body although 16-20 hours is a bit much.
I still think about women from time to time but more like they're an alien species rather than love interests or mates. Like I'm looking at monkeys in a zoo and trying to figure out why they do what they do.
>>28261658
Is that Sakurako?
Fuck the Roboat
>be myself
>wake up like everyother day, brush my teeth wash my face check my phone
>2 missed calls
> text saying my friend is dead
>go on facebook i haven't used in years turns out its true. Refuse to believe and call their family. First time i Cried in years
>turns out they went about their day and passed then she died in her sleep
This happened just this morning. It still...
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>>28261643
My cat. That bastard sure did live long. 20 years.
My dad died in November 2013. I miss him so much it physically hurts and I haven't enjoyed life since.
> I would give anything to just hug him again.
> crying as I type this.
>>28262067
I am sorry for your loss anon i now know how it feels to lose someone you love.
I dont mean the empty saddness. Rather loosing intrest in everything. Year ago i felt exited when leafy or vsauce uploaded but now i feel nothing. Same with games and tv shows. Also when interacting with people i have stopped feeling cringe. Im not anymore nervous. Only emotion i still feel is hate.
>>28261590
>leafy
goodbye
Get full auto rifle, go into a crowded mall food court and work on the high score. If you're white, it'll be blamed on your mental illness so its all good.
>>28261691
I used to watch him when he didnt make cringe videos ok
Who's still living despite the fact their life is over? I had a good run. I'm not bitter anymore, that tends to subside with acceptance. My life is not without regret, of course. But the truth is that the world is a cruel and unforgiving place, and there's simply not much you can do about that.
Today I listened to a song and I could almost remember that feeling, you know. I couldn't feel it, of course. Just as soon as I could identify it, it was gone. It's rather indefinable, really. I think it might just be the essence of what makes life, life....
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>>28261570
You dead, bro?
>>28261576
My soul ascended long ago.
>>28261570
ikft
originalzdfglkbjstf
>this image has over 100k likes on normiebook
Can someone try to explain the actions of normies to me?
>>28261515
>without thinking we talk
What
Step 1
Be a tumor
>>28261600
Talk is normie speak for... something. I still haven't figured that one out. I've got rejected before simply because she was "talking" to another guy. When a girl told that to my face I was like "well you and I are talking right now, I'm right here, asking you to dance and that guy is no where to be found, so what's the hold up." She kept insisting she couldn't dance with me because of this "talking" but refused to elaborate on what that actually meant.
So...
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Is Derek Savage the new Chris Chan?
>Anthropomorphic animal character in bright colours
>There is a series of comic books based around said character
>The character is the infallible hero of the comics and can do no wrong
>The character regards the real-life author of the works in which he features as his father, and addresses his 'father' as such
>The author appears in the works as his real-life self
>The author has...
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>>28262304
what i was gonna say
b
the guys just trying to make an honest living
but hes fag
Fuck it would be cool to work in a pharmacy. Jus drop a packet of morphine and be like "oops, it broke, I'll put it in the trash". Then just put it in my pocket and take home.
>>28261392
>they don't keep morphine in pharmacies
>pharmacies have to keep meticulous count of their inventory
>anything that falls on the floor or gets broken or whatever has to be reported and accounted for
>>28261545
>they don't keep morphine in pharmacies
They keep it in pill form but yeah op is retarded.
>>28261545
>>28261587
Morphine sulphate senpai. Still provides a good rush IV. Plus they'll be no nurse to skimp on you, so you can take as much as you want.
OP is dumb and should kill himself though.
Post your smuggest reaction image.
>>28261361
I think this one is pretty smug.
SMUGoc
>>28261361
Eddie Redmayne, king of smug
>13 year old brother has a gf
>24, never had a gf
why
>>28261307
Beat that fucker up, he probably thinks he's better
Yea well my 13 yr old brotber has a gf and he can beat me up.
Fuck your brother and make her watch
>it's an anon listens to dramatic film scores and daydreams that he's a hero in some fantay/sci fi who saves the day, wins the approval of his friends and tribe and gets the girl to distract him from his deep self hatred and misery with life episode
6/10 episode desu
>>28261250
the emperor kills that big dude with a psychic blow. but it took all of the emperor's power.
>it's an anon listens to depressing music and fantasizes about finally working up the courage to shoot himself episode
ARE YOU IMPLYING MY LIFE IS SOME KIND OF ANIME
>be me
>look like Harry Potter
>5 10, 150 pounds, in shape but don't even lift
>last night I fucked an 8/10 Japanese girl I met that day
>I didn't cum cause she wasn't on birth control so probly gonna fuck my 7.5 Latina fuckbuddy tonight
I'm literally the opposite of a Chad , I study computer science and am currently working on a cartographic series of obscure Tolkien locations . but I dress...
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you should leave and hit /soc/
>>28261208
>he's passionate about things
Get the fuck out, you fucking normalfag.
>>28261208
>>I didn't cum cause she wasn't on birth control
the fuck? you never heard of pulling out?
Fembots, can you record yourself on vocaroo saying something cute please?
We robots will decide which of you has the cutest/most feminine voice.
alternatively we can also decide who has the ugliest voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dpKOEjfqcI
hi there! <3
>>28261262
Cute.
Wud marry <3
>mindgames die
>have a folder for it
>it gives me 50% bonus of dankness over other posters
>suddenly everyone starts posting mindgames again
Stop you fucking roaches. This wasn't part of my plan.
>>28261107
Just admit it, you were never in control from the very beginning.
>>28261107
All part of my plan. The puppetmaster was my puppet all along.
>create puppet master wojak
>meticulously spread them around r9k
>people start posting them
>they pretend to be the puppet master
>I sit back and watch the carnage
>no need to post these because my roaches are doing my bidding for me
>soon my plan will be complete