Should I just start masturbating or something? What else is there to even do? Is this all there is to life?
>>28275408
Redirect the energy before it's too late
>>28275465
>Redirect the energy before it's too late
to what though?
>>28275408
You're confused about the purpose of life be used you haven't set your mind towards achieving a definitive goal.
Once you work towards this thing you want to learn and achieve, you'll realize that are things that you can do in life that is both constructive and fulfilling for you.
You're going to have to not be afraid of failure and work past it when it hits you.
Hey anon, hope you enjoyed your wedding, now the honeymoon s gonna start
I see we're going to Legoland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1oM3kQpXRo
good night big crew. i have to clean my room and do my laundry, i have a job to show up to tomorrow.
>>28275368
Reminder that 50% of all brides cheat on their husbands-to-be during their bachelorette night
when was the last time you were happy, /r9k/?
have you ever been in love?
do you think you deserve it?
thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPVjY34uwuY
>>28275307
>when was the last time you were happy
Yesterday when I hit rank 5 on Hearthstone before the server reset so I would get the next bracket for ladder rewards
>Have you ever been in love?
Probably not? I have had like school girlfriends but I feel like that was just immature stuff
>Do you think you deserve it
Meh, I think people 'deserving' things is an outdated concept beyond people literally working...
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i've been in love 4 times.
Samantha, Stephanie, Cassidy, and Christina.
>>28275474
They all sound like sluts
what are escorts: the board
show me how to live: the board
>>28275266
no money though
my parents would not pay for an escort for me
>>28275266
I'd rather keep the money and just masturbate.
>tfw I can hear my apartment mates laughing and having fun in the other room
>they know I am sitting here in the dark staring at some stupid shit on my screen
i wish they didnt have fun
I wish they didnt enjoy their lives and caused their lives to be shit like I do
>>28275254
Shit in bag and light it on fire
Throw bag at their door
Because bag is on fire they must stomp out fire
But since bag is on door they must stomp on door
But if they stomp on door then door is fucked
Now they have broken burnt poo door
>>28275254
For fucks sake, just go out of your room and hang out with them. If you smoke weed or drink, bring either as an ice breaker "you guys wanaa smoke/have some beers" so it doesn't seem as weird to you. It really is that easy.
>>28275435
>If you smoke weed or drink
I don't
and I don't want to disturb them, they are having fun I would just ruin it. It would make everyone have a worse experience honestly, I wouldn't like it, and they would tolerate it
Do you guys talk to yourselves?
I do a lot.
Whenever I'm home alone I like talking outloud as if I'm doing a podcast or something. I also can't think right when I'm alone and hate silence so I talk out loud to myself. I also day dream aloud.
I sometimes talk to myself in my car butbget self conscious when I'm driving next to someone or am stopped in place and someone sees me.
I don't know why I do it so much. I think it's because I can't talk about lots of things that I feel and talking about somethings on here don't really...
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>>28275231
I hate being alone, but I'm almost alone all day, so i talk to myself whenever I'm not using the computer or occupying myself with something else.
If I can't talk to any other humans, I can at least talk to myself.
I think I might be the only person who actually enjoys talking to me. I think I'm pretty cool. Others don't.
I just don't hang around enough people to always be asked out and not interesting enough for people to want to start a convo with me.
However I think I get to cynical of others when I talk to myself for long periods of time.
>>28275231
Try singing. It's the normie alternative. But sure yeah talk in the car.
Show me your dankest memes robots!
meememasterz
More meemz from the meme master
Rick and Pepe
>Pls respond.
Come Robots, give me your lowest while messaging a girl.
What was the lowest you did at the simple and plain human task of sending and receivining messages?
>>28275135
I never messaged a girl that wasn't my mom, is that sad enough for you?
>>28275167
^ I this'd
>>28275167
did you pls responher?
>shitpost about boipucci and twinks
>Tfw the superior men get the girls while the denizens of /r9k/ fuck each others' asses
Life finds a way..
>>28275040
>fuck each others' asses
if I could be so lucky
>>28275040
>He fell for the vaginal jew
Vaginas are gross, dicks are majestic.
GET A BLACK GF R9K WE ARE BEAUTIFUL FUCK WHITE AND GOOK WOMEN
>>28274898
>we
GTFO
Remember to sage, lads. Or roll and ignore at least.
>>28274898
Mods, ban this retard.
I JUST WANT TO FAP
HOW DO PEOPLE GO A WEEK OR MORE
IT'S ONLY BEEN 5 DAYS
>>28274887
Honestly fapping every couple days is master race.
After that your sperm dies and is replenished over and over. It's bad for your balls they are ment to be emptied semi regularly
>>28274957
I have to agree with this imo but don't overdo it either
>>28274887
Then fucking fap, why torture yourself like this?
How does a manlet make a comeback from this reply?
Is he right, should manlets just commit suicide?
>>28274880
jeez Aaron, quit being such a jerk. And to think I rooted for you in Breaking Bad.
>>28274880
5'4 is a legitimate non-meme manlet, if you're actually that height and you live in a first world country you might need to consider suicide because it's true that nobody is ever going to take you seriously.
The /fit/ definition where everyone under 6ft is a manlet is silly though. I'd say suicide tier is anything under 5'6.
>>28275083
I'm 5'7, what do I qualify as senpai
>after weeks of being NEET and working shitty job only, friends invite me out.
>hangs out with friends
>friend says"why not we go and find hookers"
>This is it anon, finally you're gonna leave your robot life behind.
>every thing is going to change.
>visits hooker, autistic me too stunned to react.
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Do I even need to tell you to kill yourself?
>>28274790
Shit man I hope you get over this.
>>28274833
I will, I will drive straight into the river, and lock the car.
How do I become a happy NEET?
>>28274786
Stop being sad
>>28274786
stop having shit taste in waifus
>>28274975
That's not my waifu.This is my waifu.
I spend maybe 4 hours every day just daydreaming about being powerful and important
lets kill ourselves senpai..
i always knew, deep down, that i'd kill myself
>>28274794
There is no higher form of power than taking your own life.
If you spent 4 hours a day working on becoming powerful and important, then you would be powerful and important within a few decades.