post the most autistic thing youve ever saved
fUCKING tHIS sHIT.
bOINKERS
Interested... Will be checking in periodically.
Maybe can also be a autism cringe thread.. Been a while since we had one of em.
Foreverial delitized
Why do roasties hate Kim Kardashian so much? Is it because she has what so many of them will never have?
I don't mind her at all. I actually respect how well she's able obtain the media spotlight and work it to her benefit. Same for Kanye.
>>28277177
Because men say shes a slut, and that you should shame sluts
And a lot of women listen to men since they have such a strong influence on society
I wanna berry my dick in both of the good lawd
I value modesty
I judge men who post shirtless photos too
I also judge men and women who are promiscuous
I don't know why people don't like clothes
I wear as much as possible at all times
I love jeans and socks
I see dumb bitches talking about how much they HATE wearing pants and things like that
Personally I like wearing really tight jeans
I also sleep fully clothed and in combat boots so I'm probably just an autist but still
I don't know why modesty is supposed to be frowned upon nowadays. I definitely do not have family, religious,...
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Today I went into a newsagency and bought a porn magazine just because I wanted someone to recognize that I have sexual urges. The old Chinese lady at the counter knowing that it is a magazine for masturbating was enough. I just don't want to be invisible. Didn't even look at it when I got home.
>>28277173
mmmk, let's talk about what led up to this personal dilemma of yours?
Wow. I also feel like nobody recognizes me as a sexual being at all even in the pathetic way when you see a big ugly dude and you know he wants to fuck. I'm seen as some weird ineffectual child. I kind of want to do this now.
>porn magazines
>2016
>be me
>in kitchen with gf
>need to fart
>do it
>warm feeling in asshole
>warm feeling on leg
>ohno.gif
>liquid shit runs down my leg and goes all over floor
>gf looks at me like "ew gross wtf"
>run to bathroom
who else liquid sharts here?
>>28277157
.. my shits are 90% yellow liquid
and i have 4 of these movements per day
i dont know what to do
>>28277170
More fiber is needed in your diet, my good man.
>>28277157
Happened to me once after holding in a fart for a few hours on a road trip. Was pissing at the gas station, let it go and was betrayed. i just trashed the undies and soldiered on
What makes you crack up instantly?
>my parents think they're getting grandchildren from me
my parents think I'll get married
>my parents think I'll get a job
my "friends" think they can trust me and do not know after 5 years, they all will be in my dungeon.
Why does the idea of being a wagecuck sound so fucking comfy to me?
I unironically wanna be a wagie at some shit place like mcdonalds or something.
>wake up
>7 in the morning
>raining outside
>maybe light drizzle or moderate downpour
>have coffee, drive to work
>DO THINGS THAT AREN'T SITTING ON MY ASS ALL DAY
REEEEEE.
Maybe it's just because I've been a NEET...
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lol, by all means go for it, more bux for me
>>28277083
What is wrong with that doggo
>tfw no fat retarded husky
Who has a mental health problem? Have you been back on the ward?
>>28276805
>Who has a mental health problem?
Probably you.
no, i'm anti natalist/antilife.
theres no cure, unless you guys will just put me down, like a dog.
I've been 3 times and I'll never go back
lame and a waste of time
How does pic related make robots feel? This is what is waiting for most of us out there if we ever wanted to step into the dating world (or into the world at all for some of us).
Most women have become literal fuck toys that only go after the biggest sexual organs.
>feminism
ree etc
>>28276803
Confirms what I already know to be honest. That girl probably got all her surgery paid for by some beta provider and she then left him for some black dick.
>>28276803
>#basketball
what the fuck haha
>Walk by girl on the street
>Exchange eye contact
>She smiles
>I can't force smiles for shit so keep a neutral face
>Her smile fucking vanishes and she now looks both disgusted and miserable
>>28276725
Are you me? This situation is the most fucking frustrating thing. My problem is I have handsome resting face ugly smiling face syndrome. I literally cannot remember the last time I smiled in public
You some kind of retard who has not yet figured out how to look at the ground when you walk past a girl?
>>28276857
>Implying that isn't the worst possible course of action
I know your being sarcastic though
Only after going out in the world, and seeing just how far behind we are.
How many people my age have paystubs, and I don't.
Who can drive and I don't.
Who've have "history" with people and I don't.
People, whether they are low level people or high.
They are fledgeling people. Persons with activity.
We haven't even begun to live yet.
We're locked in a stasis of some inexplicable force of listlessness.
What is it we haven't gotten to stop us in our tracks like this?
Don't settle it to the temptation...
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>>28276713
OP you should write a book. You've an aptitude for writing and it could be the beginning to life you've been looking for.
Sage for OT
You run away so this never has to happen again
But not too fervently, of course, because if you do then you are just like them
OP, please listen to "last thoughts on woody guthrie" by dylan.
Also keep writing.
I will be ending my life soon, what's the best way to do it to make as many people depressed about it afterwards?
The only way to make a change, make people care is to make them suffer because other people are suffering. If I end my life and it results in the misery of others, people would try to prevent people like me from suffering.
>>28276697
>many people depressed about it afterwards?
write a super long suicide note that EXPLICITLY mentions all the people you've interacted with in your life and how they contributed to your sadness
then kill yourself in a super gruesome way, like set yourself on fire
>>28276793
You want to make other people suffer huh? You know what to do.
sneak into a ground meat factory and then jump in the grinder, right before leave a note to a news organization that said factory is making HUMAN MEAT and then you've probably made people pretty grossed out especially if they've eaten products from said factory.
Fuck.
Is there literally anything worse than having an asymmetrical face? I'm still young but I'm already fucked, my nose and eyes are just sliding off the left side of my head.
Same.But that's because i fell 2 stores in the fucking face at 2 years and i had to do facial reconstruction because guess what.I FELL ON THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING METAL TABLE AND SLICED MY FUCKING FACE OFF!
>>28276673
Sorry i had to get that off the chest.And the best part is that my parrents and their friends where eating fucking pizza on the table.I did ruined that pizza with my fucking face litterally!
This fucking feel
I have somewhat okay/attractive features, but the assymetry fucks everything up, including confidence, makes me feel like shit, like some deformed failed project that should have just been killed.
>ywn feel this
already did and its nothing special after 2 times desu
once you start fapping to trap porn, hetero porn "feels" don't bother me anymore.
that's why you can't bait me lately. i beat this meme.
c:
i have actually, that's my favorite position to be honest, it's a great angle and the leg locking is pretty lewd
Who here /wanttoimpregnateeverywomantheyseebutnotwanttodealwiththeconsequences/?
>>28276585
I don't want more boys to end up as losers like me.
me
tfw no harem of fertile **** schoolers getting high off my cock fumes and being impregnated by me
>>28276585
I don''t know OP, I'll let you decide based on some tumblr I browse:
http://impregnate-her.tumblr.com/
http://toorisky2stop.tumblr.com/
http://breedmeballsdeep.tumblr.com/
http://petitebreed.tumblr.com/
I'm almost 31. Pic related. AMA
i won. i can no longer play this game. the veil is pierced.
>>28276497
Can you post more pictures of her?
How did you meet?
>>28276497
What state do you live in? Is it legal there?