/r9k/ why are cats such sluts?
They really are. I remember this alley cat that would always come by in heat and rub her cunny all over my hard cock
My cat sure knew how to get my cock hard with her vibration mode, but never let me stick it in the pooper. Her tongue was awesome though.
>>30011213
>>30011245
this shit gets me super hard. Any good porn like this? I can't find any and can't own a cat because alergies.I hate fur hentai porn and masks tho
when did spouting "kys" like a retard become so popular?
I see it on nearly every youtube video in the comment section
leafyishere started it
>>30011081
I don't know who this is. Is he like those h3h3 people?
>tfw I fell for the fat is not genetic meme
A year ago I started a strict diet to try to get /fit/.
Only 2 Pizzas, 1 pack of ice cream, 3 bags of cheetos and 1 gallon of Coca-Cola a week.
I also started doing cardio for 5 minutes daily.
Since I started, I have gained 40 pounds! What the heck is this crap!? Why do so many people lie about this???
>>30010994
>only
wtf, cut out the cola and ice cream you sugar addicted cunt
This is pretty bad bait but I do agree that fat people are fucking disgusting.
>>30010994
Report & hide bait
this thread
got to make sure it's orginal so tell some stuff about other people in chat.
also state current city
chicago
THERE IS LITERALLY AN EXISTING CHART THREAD
>>30010990
THIS >>30011019
and i saw your chart in todays and yesterdays thread...
GTFO YOU FUCKIN EDGY SUMMERFAG
ALSO COMMIES AREN'T ALLOWED TO SUPPORT THE GOD EMPEROR, UNKEK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU FUCK YOURSELF
Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
That's a Hen though.
A little.
Do I want sweet chicken or sour chicken or a mix?
Why do birds look so indignantly furious all the time.
Birds are really awesome, just look at this chicken, it doesn't care it just walks around barefoot in the mud
I have "friends" but they've now all turned into lefty, Facebook-obsessed, nu-male cucks.
What should I do?
>>30010960
Kill yourself now because you're a shit person who will never have friends for more than a couple of months or weeks because everyone has to be exactly how you like them just like your Japanese animu.
>>30010960
you must become them
You fell for the memes, my friend. You fell hard. My advice is to take a break from 4chan and anything similar (reddit, tumblr, twitter, etc.).
You need a reset.
Regardless of whatever we create and do, we shall pass away. But in you, Britain will live on. And when nothing is left of us you will have to hold up the banner which some time ago we tore from nothing. And I know it cannot be otherwise, because you are flesh of our flesh, blood of our blood, and your young minds are filled with the same will that dominates us. You cannot be but united with us. And when the great columns of our movement march victoriously through Britain today I know that you will join these columns.
>>30010935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak85S5KZoKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR2JlDnT2l8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5ItNxpwChE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5lhjYzbfco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_2g_kNTBek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fVQwzv5Qfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svmva3kKNRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8Lf6qcSIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LRA6F7f3-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj8jFiJWJtM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzCOL6ewpPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yZNMWFqvM
THIS...
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Can patriotic Americans who support your people and their escape from cuckdom join this thread?
>>30011197
That bloke better go put his knife in the nearest knife bin or he'll be in trouble.
ITT: We pretend we're Chads
>>30010921
Hey bro i fucked this chick at the party last night, you had to see that booty dude.
It really bugs me when betas ask me how to get girls. It super easy just be yourself man. Every night I go to the club with the boys and I just walk up to girls and ask them to have sex with me, going on 6 nights in a row now, trying for another threesome tonight. Just gotta be myself.
im unable to do this tbqh
You're all mindless puppets, devoid of free will.
And I pull the strings.
>>30010914
Interesting. Care you provide some proof?
>>30010920
The proof is right here, pawn, I pulled your strings and you replied to my thread.
Just as planned.
>>30010939
May I see the schematics of your plan?
I used to be such a hardworking kid. Now I'm a fucking neet and can't get a job in my country... How did I end up like this. I pity myself so much.
You know that feeling of satisfaction when you get something done instead of procrastinating and putting something off or getting it done last second? I haven't felt that in years. I used to be an overachiever, I had chad potential. Now I
have rotten teeth a receding hairline and I'm waiting to hear if I have testicle cancer from my doctor. Should I just end it? Is there a way out of this? Can I still get...
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My life plan was to marry a rich grandma pedophile since I was a sexy kid.
But then I hit my mid 20, never grew, fat, balding.
There is no hope left. No other option. I blew my only chance. Im such a failure.BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>30010934
Wow. a Reply. I was starting to think even r9k didn't accept me
Start small, build on it.
It's never too late.
/r9k/ has a crab mentality.
Most of them don't want you to succeed, or even believe that success is possible through hard work, so you will stay here and share in their self-pity and misery.
>meet girl on the internet (not via dating sites)
>agreed you like each other and wanna hook up
>embark plane and fly a few miles at her place
>just before meeting she texts: btw no hugs and kisses when we see each other
What did she mean by this?
It means she doesn't want you to hug her or kiss her.
>>30010885
>wanna hook up
Did she explicitly agree to fucking? Maybe she is from a smaller town and doesn't want any rumors to spread, so she doesn't want to be seen kissing or hugging in public.
>>30011025
>Did she explicitly agree to fucking?
Not literally, but kinda, pretty much yeah.
And, no, I'm the one actually from the small town.
Aslo, this already happened, so I know how it ends, just not sure what to think now looking back at that line. She also said in another text while I was on my way "haha don't worry you'll sleep on the balcony, you didn't think we're gonna sleep in my bed did you teehee xD"
So, through a chain of events I came out to my parents and friends as bisexual. Truth be told, I'm not entirely sure myself if I am bisexual.
I'm attracted to feminine guys who are less manly than me, but I'm not sure if this would extend to a romantic attraction. The thing is, I haven't felt a sliver of romantic attraction for anyone ever since the relationship with my first girlfriend ended a good four years ago. Hence adding to my insecurity.
I'm not turned off by guys in the slightest (has my dick sucked at a gay sauna by a thirty-something...
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>not sure if he's bi
>tells everyone including his family he's bi
It's like you want to be cringey. What you did was like telling everyone "hey I think I have a fetish for balloons." Keep it to yourself you sheltered numale dramaqueen.
>>30011986
OP is at the very least gay so now his family knows he is not normal at least
>>30011986
I think I will say at least at least 3 more times just to be sure at least
>Walk into room
>See this
>"Anon, come on in, what are you so shy for?"
What do?
>>30010774
Ana de Armas is wifey material.
Who is this goddess?
Original2
>>30011695
Whore Sluthsohnn
Why do you skinnyfat subhumans still exist? How can you live with yourself with a body like that?
It's absolutely disgusting.
That's not what skinnyfat is, that guy is chubby
>tfw fast metabolism
>tfw you can eat whatever you want and never get fat
>tfw boneskinny and never touched a lift
Feels good desu senpai
>>30010735
You don't have a fast metabolism, you have a small appetite
Christopher Langan, who has the highest recorded IQ, believes in God and an afterlife. Maybe you would be happier if you realised this life is but a dream.
But what if I can't make myself believe it? How can I convince my nonreligious brain to subscribe to one and actually believe it? I remember crying in gradeschool because I couldn't accept Jesus into my heart and couldn't feel God when I prayed, even at the most impressionable I couldn't force it so how do you really think someone could as an adult? How do people even switch religions?
which Grecian philosophers didn't fuck boy ass?
doesn't make it smart just because a smart person does it
Noam Chomsky is an atheistic communist and fellow of MIT as well so there's my rebuttal you twink.