>i didint had sex in weeks!! -.-
-.-
Why what happen?
>>28286175
nor grammar
>>28286175
Weeks? Try Years!
Why do Mexicans feel the need to try to act tough?
>>28286107
They're all manlets, that's my best guess.
Never seen a tall beaner in my life.
>Implying a wall will stop us when we have tunnels and the ocean
>Implying you can do anything about all the legal Mexicans living in the US
>Implying based Hillary won't absolutely destroy Trump
I'm one but I'm a shy autistic lanklet, it's mostly the hyper masculine culture that most are tough guy tryhards, I find it funny desu, I can't take tough guys seriously.
this is it. i don't give a shit anymore. i'll go outside and get the sex society owes me.
enjoy your hand, loser.
then tyronne will you government sponsored rape that society owes you
>>28286097
Society doesn't owe you shit. Kill yourself.
Could you pull this of? I know it's unthinkable, but it would be cool if you could try it? No sex for 40 days and nights? Who is up for the challenge?
No feels for 40 days and not crying myself to sleep for 40 nights is the real challenge
The fuck is this? Just 40 days? Have normie really infiltrated this board? Can you guys fuck off to soc?
>>28286070
>>28286070
is fapping allowed in this challenge?
Vocaroo thread guys.
Just speak your mind.
On the internet, anonymity protects us from being ridiculed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KLOJCotfzM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lmVtDIev50
This is my biggest problem, bigger than autism or anything else
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RJmKNmBBmf
Saying "hello, how are you? " in as many languages I know.
>>28286128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lnzgQstMFH
im scared that il marry a gold digger and she steals 50% of my networth.......
I am married. It's awwrite.
>50%
your underestimating how much they can get.
my cousin was paying 800 a month for years, over one kid that he rarely got to see. he lived in a small apartment eating cans of tuna and re-washing his one plate.
I'm actually afraid she's gonna cheat on me. I've had it happen with my girlfriend cucking me with my best friend and then ruining everything around me. I expect with a wife it's gonna be even more fucked up.
Also I don't really want to give up muh freedom to do what I want when I want it. That's pretty important to me, I couldn't handle anymore family gatherings and nagging.
>tfw 19 years old and already balding
>>28286026
See a dermatologist, ask about Propecia. Saved my life
>>28286026
happens to the best of us
Rogaine maybe? Not sure if it works.
"And, have no fear, none of you will need to come into contact with human beings, which would be most undesirable. I shall take that burden upon myself, and make all the arrangements."
George Orwell's 'Animal Farm'.
I have got my first real gf outside of petty relationships when I was very young. She is innocent and loyal, and everything I look for in a woman. I personally feel more motivated, and care more about my appearances and relationships with others. Tis' a good life to be sure.
I will still browse /r9k/ to help others...
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>>28285847
See you in a month or two
>el origenalo commento
>>28286090
She is the one. I know it.
>>28286132
>She is the one. I know it.
See you in a week or two.
How's the weight loss going anon?
>stop drinking soda
>lose 7 kgs in a few month
>don't even exercise
>peaked at 340
>decide to just change one day
>1,500-2,000 calories per day
>Water only, multivitamins
>physical job, no need for gym
>lose 140 pounds in 2 years
>Never been complimented in my life until recently
Down 20lbs, but I have slacked since late march and stopped counting. Though the scales say I've managed to maintain which is good.
I think I've made a permanent change though. Any day I eat shit or don't count it I usually get crippled with self loathing and guilt, and I literally think I look much much worse after a week of not counting than I would have had I counted. It's probably placebo since I've managed to maintain my weight, but I already think I look fatter again or that I haven't lost anything at all.
I think I'm slowly...
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>binge eating disorder
>have failed to reach a healthy weight my entire life
How would you feel if you found out your daughter did porn?
>>28285690
Depends.
What kind of porn? I wouldn't mind a erotic model daughter but a daughter that gets gangbanged on camera doesn't sound great.
>>28285690
I wonder what her dad thinks. He made a fortune and porn stars never have good life choices. She's going to fuck up what he earned.
Probably just disappointed in myself, because I'd failed as a father.
Final exams edition
What are your plans ?
finish shitty business course at collage and transfer to it apprenticeship how about u op
>>28285578
>EE
>Worst degree
Troll level 2/10. Did EEE and got a 2.2, still starting a grad scheme on 30k bong a year. Literally none of my friends are earning as much
>>28285578
Well I took one today and the teacher gave me the wrong exam. Fortunately it was an open notes test so I think I did ok, just a few questions weren't on the study guide. I told her and I'm thinking she will be lenient. Now my other tests?
>US history after 1865
shouldnt be too bad, just a lot of information. I know most of it already, just have to brush up.
>Intro to networking
This one will be hard because it is a ton of information...
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"Excited to be in a maid cafe for the first time, Anon? Order whatever you like and I'll pay."
>>28285485
>Excited to be in a maid cafe for the first time, Anon?
What????
You think I live in some fucking 3rd world shithole? There's a cafe on every block, lady. I've been to several. Now please fuck off and sit somewhere else, I'm trying to shitpost in peace over here.
>you will never be an attractive whit man in japan
>you will never ironically visit a meido cafe
>you will never charm the meido into meeting after
>you will never have a cute japanese meido gf
>>28285513
goshujin sama yamate!
>tfw when I was at least average, and often a little above the average height in Burgertopia
>move to the Netherlands
>tfw suddenly a manlet
>even WOMEN are taller than me
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU TELL ME THE MANLET CHARTS WERE ACTUALLY REAL IF YOU ARE EUROPEAN? I always thought they were a joke. Seeing as I am 179cm/5'10.5inches (the half inch matters now ok?) and I tended to be either the tallest or the second tallest guy when I was standing...
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>>28285428
I don't think it's the West, the Netherlands in particular are just really tall. I noticed it when I went there too, they have good genes or good nutrition or something. If you ain't Dutch you ain't much.
>>28285506
> they have good genes or good nutrition or something. If you ain't Dutch you ain't much.
It's weird. I've asked several different Dutch people why their population is so tall and nobody knew.
The Dutch actually used to be among the shortest in Europe in the relatively recent past. 150 years ago, it was actually a stereotype of the Dutch, they were depicted in cartoons as being little midgets compared to other people. Now it's the exact opposite, they...
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>>28285506
nah many european countries are about 6'0.
balkans, scandinavia mostly.
Any robots want to play some minecraft?
Try and make some comfy homes and shit
ip: r9kminecraft.serverminer.com
bumple
I bet pirates cannot even join. You guys need to think before setting up a server for robots.
>>28285361
can i use a hacked copy
Who else's social anxiety ruins their life?
>mummy and daddy are away for the week
>sister has friends over and they're partying downstairs in the kitchen
>I lock myself in my room
>I start getting really hungry
>too socially inept to go down into the kitchen and get something to eat while they are all downstairs
>sit in my room for 12 hours starving in horrible pain waiting...
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>>28285306
theres a fucking line man, do what i would do if i were in your position
punch yourself in the face and realize youre being retarded and destroying your body because youre afraid to look a human in the eye
if you want you can rub your eyes hard and fuck your hair up to look like you got stoned
going in nothing but boxers and an aztec shirt will add more to the effect
Same situation, OP...Except that I got really thirsty I started drinking unfiltered tap water from my bathroom.
>tfw constantly putting things off because too scared to go do them
>tfw you probably fucked yourself because of this
>tfw no one cares or will help you because they think you're just lazy
It never gets better, does it?