What's next for his career?
>>28297049
Death by autoerotic asphyxiation and discovered hanging in the closet by some poor hotel worker.
>>28297049
Who's career op?
Oregano Comet.
>>28297049
we dem bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67nq00wxiog
Hello Robots.
I'm here to talk about my love life and ask advice. So, a couple of months i started texting this girl from my school. She's really cute. We've just talked about normie stuff and we've said our hello's in real life, but i really don't know what to do. I usually start up a conversation with hello. She rarely starts one. She's really nice to me and i really dont know what to do because i've never been with a girl before and she's different from everyone else. Once i texted her she looked pretty that day and she texted...
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>>28297027
Hey man! I know how to help you. Try that one website - Reddit.com
They will help you for sure !! Cheers
>>28297027
Uumm, anon, I'm really sorry, but I don't think that she's into you. She never texts you first, and she hasn't made any advances towards you.
You can try to ask her out, and if she says no or "is busy" but doesn't reschedule, then she's not into you. I'm sorry man.
>>28297027
I'm sorry brother, but she's not interested in anything more than friends, if that.
>tfw no gf to eat all this bread with
fuck i want some bread now but im on a no carb diet
>>28297008
Fuck your bread triploser
>>28297045
>no carb diet
??? But you need carbs
need your wisdom r9k, my cousins wedding is this next weekend and idk if i should go. On one hand me and my cousin arent even close, i kind of dont like him. Im also a 24 year old shut in neet with nothing to show for in his life and i have anxiety out the wazoo, but on the other hand id feel bad for not going and have to wait in the motel room while the rest of my family went. Theyve given me the go ahead to drink, but idk if that will be enough. They said no benzos because of my tendancy to fuck shit up while drinking on them. What do you guys think?
Go
>Desu Senpai Kek
Go. Practice not being a shut in around people you'll never see again
go to the wedding and get hammered, make a huge scene, talk to everyone about anything and have a good time
>Excuse me, sir. We saw that you only bought a ticket for one. We just had to inform you that we cannot let you into the theater unless you are here with someone else. Ya know with the recent shootings and all...
Do movie theaters actually have a "no singles" policy?
That's fucked if they do.
>>28296975
It's why I torrent. I live in Colorado so it's pretty common for the theaters around me to have this policy since what happened 4 years ago
>>28296941
Just screen/frisk people on entrance?
H-h-hellow?
have i been shadowbanned?
why is nobody replying to me?
whats happening? please send help
Your posts are probably just really shitty, if this one is anything to base from.
>>28296928
I miss that show so fucking much
And powerpuff girls
its the shitposts that get all the replies, op. the fact nobody is responding to your posts probably just means you are a top quality contributor to r9k
>tfw no plain average 5/10 bf like pic related
Why is it so hard to find one? What the heck.
>that
>5/10
Well hey, at least you're generous. I'm sure that niggerlipped lesbian looking 3/5 would love you suck your meat flaps.
>>28296919
maybe that's a bad pic of him but he's super qt and masculine
>>28296866
A/S/L?
Original Comment. Kek.
it's important that I feel important
>>28296856
im going to talk you all of your friends now
>>28296940
Being this retarded
Not understand how skype and usernames work
Kill self immediately. Don't pass go. Don't collect $200
>>28296940
be gentle
bloxbloxblox
Somebody give me a boner
>>28296780
Little girls don't get to have boner you dump sissy slut.
>>28296780
That's really gay, anon
>>28296780
what are you into anon, i might be able to help
>Lisa G will never come back to howard stern so she can be the studio punching bag again
>>28296771
Nobody here listens to Howard Stern?
>>28297221
Not in about 10 years senpai. I'm surprised he still does that show now that he's a shitty reality show host.
>>28296771
I heard she takes shits at work
who here is devilish?
>be freshman in college
>told i need to watch a campus safety video or i won't graduate
>don't watch it
>graduate anyway
>sign outside 7/11 says no loitering
>so i loitered
>be told i need to finish online summer school to graduate high school
>get my friends to do all that paperwork instead
>>28296760
>campus policy is strictly against plagiarism
>plagiarize 95% of my projects
ITT pics or vids that make you feel
makes me feel my cock t.b.h.
Lately its been the song
Beser gatsu theme
pic feels bad man
>Desu Senpai Kek
>>28296689
or whatever. i cant be bothered
If you could swap lives with anyone to not be a robot anymore, who would you choose.
I would choose Steven Kelly
King David
>Desu Senpai Kek
Nate Garner, can't imagine being that confident
leonardo dicarpio
that man can walk up to any woman in america and the bitches would drop everything to lick his ass hole
A guy at campus left me a note "if you want to talk about something, I will listen". Am I being tricked by normies? What if I look like a school shooter?
>>28296669
Yes, it's a trick.
He'll listen, but he'll tell the school if you're what he deems a "creep".
>>28296669
he probably wants to fuck
>>28296669
Depends.
We need more information.
If you're a girl and he's a guy, he just wants to fuck you and bullshit his way into your pants.
If you're both guys, he probably genuinely wants to help you.
I bet he's a popular chad too. chad is always nice, its stacy that's the bitch.
Do you love slaw?
Who /slaw/ up in here? i know i slaw, reddit says you should slaw
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/4hiv5r/my_dads_friend_started_reviewing_coleslaw_from/
Coleslaw tastes like fucking dogshit.
facebook com coleslawreview
Post spicy coleslaw recipes and reviews here !
Mayo is fucking disgusting and wasted calories. I will eat a plain chicken salad if I want veggies. If you like mayo I will assume you are a degenerate obese piece of shit