Would you a qt black girl, /r9k/?
yes, god yes, pls
PLS!!
I am right now.
>>28297793
Post pics famirama.
does every sincere person has the right to get sexual fulfillment ?
>>28297620
No.
You don't have the right to sexual fulfillment.
You have the right to PURSUE sexual fulfillment, but you do not deserve it simply for existing. You have to earn it
>the right to get sexual fulfillment
unless it's rape or pedophilia or anything illegal, yes
>are you entitled to it
no
i wish stds didnt exist so i can just be a slut and get it out of my system
My depersonalization was so intense, had gone so deep, that my normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. I was simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of my mind functioning. Something horrible was happening and yet I couldn't figure out why - I couldn't put my finger on it.
What is happening ? Is there an escape ? What is the end of this process ?
>speaking in past tense about something that's happening right now
>starting your post with no backstory or explanation whatsoever
>being this edgy in general
Go the fuck back to tumblr, I think even reddit has enough self-awareness that they aren't this cringe.
>>28298033
>implying that a backstory is needed to understand what was tried to be expressed
>judges thread by grammar
>talking about cringe
kek
>>28297605
THE END IS ESCAPE
THE END IS DISSOLUTION
CONTINUE. DON'T. LET. IT. GO.
Who else here is trying to gains while neeting? This is my current goal
that will be me 6 months to a year from not. but smaller.
i'm going for 165lb-170.
pure shred for the shredder. purely for combat purposes
>Desu Senpai Kek
>>28297593
I started lifting one year ago, i was a weak fuck with no ambition so i used red bull to get motivated.
>>28297593
This but with 10 more pounds of muscle
It's gonna take me a while.
ITT: Times You Got Out Of PE
>be in 8th grade
>horrible athlete
>hate PE with a passion
>have it second to last period of the day so always have a sense of dread throughout the day
>standardized testing week
>report straight to your second hour class to take test
>block out 90 minutes for us to take it, but technically you can take until the end of the...
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>government forcing us to exercise
Fuck that. I got my shrink to write bullshit to get me out of PE, saying I was fragile and needed to follow a very specific exercise regimen as part of my treatment. So I used PE as a study hall to do my homework and then swam some laps in the pool when I got home.
>in freshman and sophmore years of highschool
>have shit vision
>tell the teachers I cant play sports involving a ball because I couldnt see it coming well
>get to walk around the track when everyone is playing ultimate frisbee
Was kind of comfy desu
Halfway through the year in boh years the teachers stop caring and we just stay inside playing badmiton , so I sat in the bleachers and fucked around on my school issued laptop. Still had to dress out though.
>>28297522
>foot got hit by large metal door in school
>was limping the whole day but never bothered to look at it until after school
>apparently one of my toenails was nearly ripped off and my sock was soaked in blood
>parents take me to a doctor
>he was able to re-position the toenail
>asked me if I liked PE
>n-not...
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>has seemingly endless hours of free time
>browses /r9k/ and watches loli all day
>doesn't read a single book
inb4 but you're posting here HURRDURR
I come from /lit/, which is being invaded by the frogposters
>>28297516
>watches loli
how to spot a poser
oh wait, you did say you came from /lit/
>>28297807
hey
they're called poseurs
>>28297817
>fucking faggots trying to look cultured by using french spelling
To do this:
Make a Twitter account and connect it to a twitter app (very easy takes 5 minutes) in order to get your authentication codes and tokens from twitter API.
Setup a scraper of your choice (I use http://www.reddittwitterbot.com) with the subreddit of your choice. Choose one that people will be interested in or find funny and make your account on that topic. (for example shittyaskscience) Configure the length of your posts and whether you want certain words filtered out (you dont want to be tweeting about things unrelated to your twitter page). You can also...
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And how many pennies per day is this supposed to make? I'm just gonna keep filling neetbux applications or rather get a real job than fiddle with links/captchas/other similar online money-making scenarios.
I really like that spiderman pic thanks op
>>28297409
Just go to textbroker or fiverr. It's hardly work in the real sense of the word
>come here for first time in months
>meet a new friend and bond profusely over feels and similar situations
>he gets kicked out, haven't heard from him in 3 days
>last i heard he was sleeping under benches
>developed a crush on him
fuck i hope hes ok
why do my friends always get seperated from me by one thing or another be it me being dumb or some other bullshit
Do you know where he is?
>>28297613
very far the absolute fuck away from me across the ocean
>bond with someone over your respective collections of sacred music for first time in long time
>gets kicked out with no money in under a week of knowing him
like, fuck
>>28297613
i don't know where hes sleeping atm
Good jobs for robots?
What should I major in to be a good wagecuck/slave? I'm good at math and stuff but I'm easily stressed. Very. Anxiety, apparently bipolar. On benzos. Have been told I'm smarter than the average bear but I don't apply myself/mental conditions get in the way of that. Apparently its so bad my shrink told me "realistically, we have to plan in a way where you can get a job, college isn't always the best option since debt cant be consolidated. Consider electrician or plumber, and worse case scenario, we write you up for medicaid...
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>>28297362
Programming is the only solution
>>28297383
I've been looking into it but honestly, pajeet can do what we do for much less. Code monkeys are a dime a dozen.
Is it really worth it? not sure. Might ask /g/.
Pajeet is cheap labor, ruskies are cheap labor, even the Supercell android devs are from poland or something.
I downloaded the entire gentoomen library though so I can start there.
>>28297362
>Good jobs for robots?
paleontologist or geologist
its respected but at the same time you just get to play with rocks all day
what the scientists do is go and find rocks and bring them back to the museum
then they put the rocks into the cabinets and label them
then sometimes they take them out and look at them under a microscope
very easy job, very cool and exciting
also you get to work with dinosaurs!
GOD DAMN THIS GUY IS UGLY AS FUCK.
He's literally proof anyone with an ugly face can make it in life.
>millionaire
>loving wife and kids
>millions of people follow him on social media
>>28297348
holy fuck
casey
oh my god whats wrong with his head
Literally fucking who you nigger
>>28297503
Casey Neistat. He makes really entertaining videos on youtube.
there's this thai chick from thailand that's talking me into make her live in my house in exchange for being my girlfriend
im so lonely that i am thinking about it
>>28297287
You know the drill
Pics
Is she qt
Does she have a penis
What does her hair smell like
>>28297287
She will stay until her English gets good and she steals enough money from you to leave. Don't do it unless you're sure she loves you.
>>28297287
Finding a pathetic beta to get her out of a shithole sounds like a good idea
If you didn't fap or have sex ever, and your body had some kind of dysfunction that prevented noctural emission, would your testicles rupture? Or something similar?
>>28297227
is he okay? bloxblox
>>28297232
He is a John, of the Rubber variety.
>>28297227
The fuck is up with that guy?
>that kid who used one of these
>that kid who claims his mom got it for him
she did get it for me just as she got everything else fr me
>>28297180
I had one and still use it in college, but I don't roll it around, I just use the straps like a normal backpack and pretend the handle isn't there.
>tfw for some fucking reason I thought these things were the coolest shit in the world and rolled one around until my first year of high school
>stopped after one kid called me "Speed Racer" and everyone laughed at me
>even though I stopped rolling it around some people still called me that until graduation
>I've never seen a dumb person become smart, an evil person become good, or a lazy person become ambitious. I'm sure it happens to some degree, but generally speaking, it isn't a thing.
>We have some control over our intelligence, ambition, and character, but not much. On the whole, dumb people stay dumb, lazy people stay lazy, and sociopaths stay evil. Biology is hard to overcome.
Do you agree with the above? In my experience and from what I've seen, it's true.
Nope. I've seen everything about someone change after joining the military or having a child. People constantly adapt to the conditions they're in and every day you're a slightly different person.
This also seems like you're subtly advocating eugenics, so fuck off back to /pol/
>>28297158
People who say we can change 'if we only choose to' are guilty of saying tautologies.
People who say that we can 'choose' to act against a relationship describing, for instance, how quality of life is determined by IQ can't into statistics, because they arbitrarily extend every statistical conception of a relationship between one's past and one's future with the extra condition of 'you can act against it if only the thought to do so occurs to you', conveniently...
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>>28297307
Fuck off back to tumblr, you triggered normie retard.
>tfw no zelda bf
I can't go on living like this.
>>28297072
>implying the hero of time is male
I thought zelda was a girl????
His name is Link you stupid cunt.
Kill yourself right now.