Fork on right and knife on left
or
Fork on left and knife on right
no
knife on the fork only if you left to the right
both on the plate because my computer desk isn't very clean
I always have my knife of the left because I eat with the right hand
that way you can cut your food then eat it without awkwardly switching hands
>she has abandonment issues from her cheating ex-bf (her first and only bf)
>if you go out with her she will obsessively stay in contact with you, never want to be apart for long, always needs constant love and contact and reassurement
>basically incredibly needy for love
Tell me if you hate the idea of her r9k
>>28312397
I do, because I dated someone like that. It's fucking terrible. Insecure people are the worst to be around.
>>28312397
She will carry the emotional luggage from her past relationship plus she might not be a virgin (might've given blowjobs as well), so I don't really like the idea.
>>28312397
Depends on whether she's willing to work on it and overcome it.
Why is the default occupation for every basic white female nursing. If you ask any white female what she wants to do after high school, 9 times out of 10 they say nursing.
Yeah it's fucking weird, it's either nursing or some other form of care. I don't get it either man. Then they moan that guys have all the STEM jobs, wage gap etc etc etc, give me a break.
>>28312366
It is in female biology to be nurturing. Leftist social engineering won't change anything.
>>28312416
And the fact that they complain they can't get placed in a job after graduating when they go into the career field that is over saturated with other basic white females
Are there any athiests here?
My question is to you, from a fellow atheist.
Why are you against the idea of culling the religious, genociding them and all out killing them?
If you're really really an atheist and see the religious for the insects they are, surely they ought to be removed
No need to purge them, they'll die out over time. Their culture cannot compete with modernity.
>>28312301
We should annihilate the insects!
Viva la Dakins!
Is better to create an ideological hegemony without violence, that way the beliefs of your enemies get crushed forever and you avoid the creation of martyrs
If you're older than 18 and not in college, you shouldn't be living at home unless you have a serious disability. If you don't you're a loser and a parasite.
If you're older than 15 you shouldn't be fat because you should know how to eat right and take care of yourself.
If you're older than 8 you should brush your teeth, floss, and shower everyday. If you don't you're a disgusting piece of shit.
If you're older than 20 and never had sex or a relationship, you're fucked for life. You'll never be well adjusted and everyone thinks you're weird.
If you're older than 18 and dont have your driver's license and/or have a car, you're a useless cunt
I'm perfectly okay with that.
>tfw cat is addicted to benzodiazapines
>mom says the cat is depressed and gives it ativan 3 or 4 times a day for 2 years
>mom swallows equal parts ativan
>cat gets mean as fuck if my mom leaves for a day or two and shes not feeding it pills
Lol wat
Your mom might have a problem and your cat should be a cartoon character
whud :DD
>>28312249
Stopping cold turkey could cause your cat to have a fatal seizure.
Even if Cat doesn't die from a seizure, then Cat's in for a very uncomfortable ride.
>get into an argument with Mom
>no matter how objectively right I am and how objectively wrong she is, I'm the one who winds up having to apologize
>every
>single
>time
Never argue with women.
employ their own emotional tactics against them
I think your mother is right, faggot.
What do you say about that.
Mommy is always right
You should be an obedient little boy and apologize. She will have to discipline you by making you lick her pussy and massage her feet at the end of each day. In addition to that you will also have to clean her dirty panties with your tongue. And no more cummies until you internalize: Mommy is always right!
Why don't you guys just settle for someone that's average looking?
Because they won't settle for me. Let me post robot-san
Being average looking is no excuse for being boring
That's why you can stylize yourself like a goth or a lolita or someshit
They have Chad too lol
>26
>if I don't get this full-time job I've applied for my life is pretty much over
Who else here /ontheprecipice/?
>25
>no car
>no friends
>no skills
>no social or life experience
>3 years away from any kind of degree
Welp. The way I look at it is that if I kill myself, then the world wins. So fuck them. I'm going to keep clinging on out of sheer spite and greed.
>>28312160
I've got an appointment with a pyschiatrist on the 18th. If I don't work out how to fix everything that's wrong with me soon, I'm just going to go down the drugs and eventual suicide path.
>24
>25 in 2 months
>lost job in November
>finally ran out of savings
>$2 in my bank account
>lease is up for apartment
>no luck getting jobs because of gap in employment
>might be homeless soon
>tfw you want to get married and build a family
Am I the only robot who feels this way?
>tfw no gf who will be a good mother to your children
>>28312145
Wanting to build a family is admirable, but don't be silly and get married anon
>>28312145
>Am I the only robot
You're not a robot, you're just a failure who couldn't cut it in the real world.
>he calls it being "red pilled"
>>28312136
>he is a good goy
>he blames his genetics
itt: mind readers
I just said my last goodbye to one of my cats
I found him at the side of the road, his body completely stiff and covered in blood, buried him about an hour ago and still feel very empty inside
Just had to tell someone since I don't have a very large social circle, just want this day to end
Rest in peace Bilbo, i will miss you greatly, my dear friend
I lost a dog unexpectedly a few years ago. Went from fine to death's doorstep in a couple months from liver cancer. It really hit me hard for some reason. Sorry about your cat brobot. Car hit him?
>>28312182
Yeah, live right by a busy roadside
It's how most of the pets go but it's still just as shitty every time it happens, really wished the animals could live natural lives and die peacefully
>>28312182
This was him, he was always very happy when he slept beside me
Has anyone here ever killed themselves before? I'm highly considering it and want to know what to expect.
>>28311866
if you fuck it up, you will be fucked up. If you're set on doing it, make sure you do everything you want first, then do so in a foolproof way. Even if it does fuck up, nobody msut know
There's these things called hospitals where you become a fucking prisoner.
>>28312661
This. also if you fuck up, maybe you will end up being a vegetable for the rest if your life, and noone will release you from your poor life then because of muh politically corectness
>>28312758
Yeah then you get to listen to everyone angrily tell you how selfish you are. Fuck this gay earth.
How do I make fap as good as sex?
With another person
>>28311821
I'm sorry but fap is better
JOI is some god tier shit.
>there are people out there who think this is genuinely a good idea.
I don't know about you guys, but I sure love it when my doctor has to bust open her college textbook everytime I visit.
>>28311810
there is a difference between a test and a task
idiots
>senior year of college
>professor gives up
>says open notes open book final
>literally everyone gets an a on the final
>wow, what a great bunch of students
it's stupid and I can't understand why the tumblr cunts want it to stop being memory based
half the reason women are so dominant in school is because they have massvie hippocampi compared to men and have much more raw memory
wouldn't they...
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>>28311879
Yeah, but if you're studying Medicine or Engineering, how are you ever going to get the incentive to actually learn the material? You'll just see that you got an A and sit back for four years.