What's the worst thing you ever told another person?
>you're fucking insane, stop doing meth
>I wish you would just overdose and die already so I don't have to deal with this shit anymore
>>28325698
>I've had a crush on you for a while now. Do you think we could go out?
Would you date a teen girl if she had a one night stand once in her past and you were a virgin?
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No
Why would i want a used up toy
>>28325677
How long do you plan to cuck yourself out of the enjoyments of life in this pursuit of this perfectionism?
>>28325697
this
original
Stop saying my shit is unoriginal jesus christ
Do you ever see weird things when you close your eyes, anon? Like a series of distorted faces and violent images, for instance. It keeps me awake, I tell you.
>>28325620
No, just corpses and flashing white lights usually
>>28325628
Corpses. People you knew? Or more like a battlefield?
I have something called Hypnogogic hallucinations. just search for more info about it, but basically for me i sometimes see people in my room or a little gnome on my floor. not really scary but it makes me think afterwards.
>watched nhk for the first time when I was 22
>satou escaped NEETdom at 22
>now turning 24
>still in NEET hell
How much of sorry sack of shit do you have to be to let satou beat you at life?
Satou was forced into wageslavery though.
He had no choice.
Shit man, I don't know. I guess it's because he's a fictional character.
>tfw 24 and escaped the comfort of NEET few weeks ago
Working is no fun. You literally force yourself to wake up in the morning, give all your energy for some bucks while your boss earns more money than you on the value you produce, come back and sleep until it begins again.
I guess I'll make my own business if I outgrew my social awkwardness or find a partner to handle the communication and sales.
Post yfw you discovered beautiful 2D anime girls for the first time.
>>28325485
like what y0u see?
This, pretty much. Sadly not everything can be as good as Outlaw Star.
Probably the single best discovery of my life short of masturbation
Why do I bother living? Why do I keep suffering?
>>28325470
Because you're a pussy or you're self-absorbed or you think you're special.
fucking kill yourself
>>28325470
Because you are afraid of the uncertainty of death
>>28325470
who knows, who cares.
I just installed Tinder on my phone or the first time, but I don't have a facebook.
I am a 29 y/o KV manlet with a 5/10 face, should I even bother making throw away facebook to get logged in?
In the time it took to make this thread and wait for replies you could have just made the Facebook and gotten it over with.
But since you're an incredibly indecisive dumbass and Tinder only works for the top 20% of men I'm going to go ahead and tell you to just kill yourself.
>>28325495
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originalfuckingcommentseriouslynownigger
>>28325495
Hi roastie.
original.
>if you walk too fast while being tall attractive you're commanding
>if you walk too fast while being short and ugly you're a creeper
>if you're quiet and a loner while being tall and attractive you're mysterious
>if you're quiet and a loner while being short and ugly you're a creeper
>tfw being commanding and mysterious gets me no where
If you're over 6ft you literally can't be a robot
>>28325462
>fat females complaining about people not finding them attractive
>fat 6 foot+ males complaining about people not finding them attractive
>Been going on dates with a girl for over a month, usually just nice long walks, grabbing something to eat, watching Netflix, and quite a bit of sex
>she's pretty qt so I'm tempted to make her a gf
>but meanwhile, the girl in my college lectures who I've been having banter and long talks to for six months and having lotssssss of chemistry with recently just broke up with her boyfriend and keeps suggestively asking for me to get drinks with her some timeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>going on dates
get off /r9k/, normie scum
>>28325370
Unless you and the girl are official, as a heterosexual male you can fuck around with whoever you like as long as you're careful
>>28325370
>What do I do?
You GET OFF MY BOARD FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>white
>robot
Literally how the fuck does this happen? you're given every opportunity to succeed on an economic, genetic and social level and you completely fuck it up and become just as worthless to society as you claim we are.
Then you sit in mommy's basement crying about how it's society's fault and how the normies ruined you and how there'll be a beta uprising or some shit.
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>>28325340
The sad part is that shitty tumblresque bait like this is actually effective on this board and that this thread is bound to get lots of triggered posters
>>28325340
>>28325379
>OOOOOH BOOOY PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET SOOOO MAD
>*crickets chirping*
Lmao
Looks like Tumblr has found R9K
This is the end boys
i want to mount him and feel his curvy butt jutting into me before I shove my dick in his tight ass and feel him quiver and tighten around me before I unload inside him and cuddle afterwards.
Same para ser honesto familia
>>28325296
>him
Who? Because all I see is a strange dark figure
>>28325350
an autist with an extremely rapeable body in a qt outfit
Does inactivity during adolescence really stunt growth or is that a meme?
I'm wondering, because I'm seriously getting scared that I'm 5'8 for no fucking reason, dude.
Then again, my father is 5'7 and my mother is 5'3, so perhaps this is the luckiest I could get.
>>28325290
Maybe, but probably not. I was inactive as fuck and i'm 5'11. My mum is like 5'3 or something, my dad maybe 5'9
>>28325290
I didn't ever do anything and I'm 6'3
I was inactive as fuck and I'm 6 foot 2. It's all in your genes, bro.
Anyone else have their internal monologue turn to suicidal thoughts if they're not distracted?
If there isn't something that is holding my attention, I wind up almost having conversations with myself about how I want/need/deserve to die, how I should end it all now, and how much of a failure I am. It doesn't even have that feeling of depression when it's happening, it's just sort of like a prerecorded message that my brain plays to fill in the silence.
You're not alone with this. It sucks.
I guess so, although maybe just sound bites rather than full messages. I always just randomly say stuff like "kill me" or "I want to die" etc. to myself and don't know why. I realize I shouldn't think like that, and don't necessarily even feel that way, but it's a habit, like you say. it's how you've learned to think. where your brain's gotten strongest, basically
>>28325310
It's the worst.
>>28325322
>I always just randomly say stuff like "kill me" or "I want to die"
I do this now too. It was only inside my head at one point, but now I'm always saying it under my breath or even just regularly.
Advice from an oldfag:
1- Do not ever enter a relationship with a female, ever.
2- Do not have a Facebook unless your studies/work require it, and if you do, keep it as an empty account. Just a picture of yourself (better while being a kid) and nothing else. Do not use it, block the chat, uninstall it from your cellphone.
3- 1 to 1 communication apps are acceptable: Whatsapp, Skype, etc. But don't keep many females there.
4- Having daily 1 to 1 communication online with females is bad for your health in the medium term. I can't explain it logically, you have to experience it yourself. Basically the communication is dull, and even if you have cybersex it's pointless. Having friendships with girls that you don't fuck seems to be pointless and unnatural. If you talk to many girls online and you stop doing it you will feel better. Try it for a month. It's okay to fuck a couple woman and talk with them IF you fuck them.
5- Do not buy a large home.
6- Save 50% of your income. This way you will notice how much money is wasted on daily expenditures that are not for fun, just survival: a home, car, utilities, food. Your mindset will change and you will stop looking for a big home or fancy shit. And then you will have a ton of money to buy fancy shit for FUN, besides survival. You will learn how to travel for very cheap and how to have free vacations with Couchsurfing, Interpals, etc.
7- Take pills. Anti aging pills, health pills. Spend a thousand hours reading about it, make it your hobby. YOu will feel better, and you will stop eating shit sugar. You will learn about eating well and will have a good body thanks to this.
Fuck you, I'm tired. And you will complain like a bitch because you are a little bitch, and I would kill you anyways with my bare hands. I type good advice and little cucks like you disregard it. YOur life will be miserable because of that, and I will keep being supreme.
>>28325255
I was taking you seriously until that end part, which was completely unnecessary.
>>28325255
I'm 29 and I've had a FB for a few years now. I've talked to maybe one girl for a total of 3 messages. Why is it bad thing? Also, I use a phony name.
>>28325255
I travel to Eastern Europe or the big capitals for 20 BUCKS and sleep for free in the houses of beautiful women. I fuck them. I take pictures with them with my 1500 bucks camera, and publish them in MY OWN .COM website. This make me desired by other women. I live alone and have a lot of free time and manage 2 online business that grant me money. This is because I Have time. I have time because I'm not a cuck.
YOu will suffer. YOU WILL SUFFER.
YOU
WILL
SUFFER
BECAUSE YOU ARE A BITCH.
You...
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Yummy yummy yummy I've got milk in my tummy!!!!!!!!
>Spinach and feta
>Blue cheese and fig paste
>Chocolate mousse and strawberries
>Chips and apple juice
>>28325247
Anything tobaccy with Coke is p good lad
Nachos and ketchup