Leave an anonymous message for your oneitis or even someone you really get along with.
Hard mode: directly ask if someone is [insert first name here] if you believe you know them. No pussy "Is this J?" shit.
>>28328771
>Hard mode: directly ask if someone is [insert first name here] if you believe you know them. No pussy "Is this J?" shit.
what?
>>28328771
Hey Allison
I hope you and Andrew are having shitty lives. It's been five years since we last fucked, and you leaving my eight inch cock for that manlet piece of shit Chad is your mistake. I'd like to say jokes on you for leaving me for that scumbag, but really, jokes on me for being a lonely piece of shit all these years.
Sincerely,
Anonymous guy
What if I don't get along with anyone?
Am I just fucked?
What's your favorite cereal? Lucky Charms master race reporting in.
O A T S
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>>28328765
Cookie Crisp, Nigguh.
I like raisam bran. Not even memeing
I am very shy, can't talk to women well, and I am fat.
kill urself and hope u come back as chad this time
>>28328714
Do I have to believe in Buddha first?
If I had to guess, I'd say by being less fat, less shy and talking to women.
A bit radical I know, but maybe it'll work.
I walked out of my job today without telling anyone or saying anything. Fuck retail I literally never wanted to kill my self more then I have in the past couple months.
How the fuck do people do it? Does anyone have any experience getting autism bucks? How'd it go and what do I do? I'm 19 if that matters.
>>28328595
>step 1: have autism
That's about it
>>28328629
I literally have aspergers.
>>28328733
on an unrelated note, isn't it great photos of Japanese qts without the washed out whitening touch up crap that they use for idol shoots.
I like the slightly brown tan that Japanese naturally rock, not the fuckdoll animu complexion
I'm going to see my therapist in an hour. She's a total cutie she's only 24. I'm 22.
What are some things I can say to troll her or to make this interesting?
She's short burnrtte long hair pretty hot. She usually makes me pop a boner.
Audio recording isn't out of the question BTW.
Bump
Original for trolling
Nobody wants an audio recording of me trolling my therapist? Shit right guys
Go to /b/ please
Why am I so lonely?
I haven't spoken to anyone except my parents for at least 2 months.
you make no effort
>>28328557
Go to your nearest library, grab a bunch of flyers and then attend one of the group things they do
Problem solved
>>28328605
there is nobody to make effort for.
White women, how does it feel knowing that every race of males considers you more attractive and better than their own women in everyway? It must be pretty powerful, you're Cucking other girls just by existing.
>>28328547
Just because a race has more pretty girls on average than others doesn't mean they are all pretty
I have nothing to feel powerful about because I know I'm well below average in terms of looks, personally speaking
>>28329149
tiiiiits tits tiiiiiits tits
I like pale hispanics more than whites though. I dislike blond and clear-eye people.
I'm 19 and I'm living the life most people only dream of living. Sex, drugs, alcohol. But yet I manage to keep up with internet subculture, and know pratically everything in the history of 4chan. But yet I don't want a relationship. I've never been lonely. I didn't have a gf until 16, and i was never lonely. I'm starting medical school, and I'm the happiest man on earth, though I get extremely depressed. Help me out bots, I have everything I could ask for, but I'm sad.
>but yet
>>28328510
>I have everything I could ask for, but I'm sad.
Kill yourself, this is woman-tier attention seeking.
>>28328510
don't take this the wrong way but please fuck off and die
>there are girls are reading your posts and judging you
>mods can see your pathetic samefagging
>that friend who also posts on /r9k/ could probably tell he was the subject of your post
>mods can see your pathetic samefagging
the thought of playing a game unwittingly with a mod that could potentially know all the shit I've ever typed on 4chan is distressing because I don't let people know how pathetic (depressed?) I am
>>28328500
>that friend who also posts on /r9k/ could probably tell he was the subject of your post
>cut off friendship
>go on r9k
>can see ex-friend's thread about it
>they're crying for the first time in years
>>28328500
>>mods can see your pathetic samefagging
This is the only one that genuinely terrifies me
>when chad turns on roasties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z3Wyslekg
What are roasties? Blacks?
>>28328817
Stacies who have had too much sex so their cunt looks like roast beef
>>28328817
Newfag gtfo
Oregano
>"Anon what do you do all day long in your room? You have to tell your parents!"
What do you answer
My parents didnt give a shit then, and they dont give a shit now
Read articles, listen to music, discuss interesting topics on forums with people from all over the world, watch videos, listen to lectures or think tank presentations, masturbate, play games and contemplate suicide
>>28328416
>look down at the floor
>they give up after a few minutes
>go to my room, lock like usual
No fucking way i can tell them i dont do jack shit, just lie on the bed, maybe fap, maybe watch anime and sometimes talk to strangers on the internet
>ywn fuck your oneitis
As much of a shitbag I am, I can't watch those videos. Too mean.
>>28328415
What the fuck does ywn mean
The fact that this comment isnt original is actually surprising
>>28329250
You will never
senpai
Itt: Inspirational qt anime grils
Please /r9k/ I really need this and I don't have much
>>28328409
Self bumping
Plox
Self bumping r9k I love you
This is inspirational in a way
P-please friends
LLLEEEEEEEEETTSSSS GIIITTT RRIOOOOOOOOGHHHHT INTO THE NEEEEEEIIS
>>28328386
Like this comment if you think keemstar is the best youtuber ever and drama alert is best show on YouTube .
Proud to be a drama alerter
#dramaalert#keemstar#proudofkeem#keemhasagnomebeard#iwantkeemtoptotectmygarden
>>28328386
*mmm* there we goo keem, nice and steady
>you will never cum all over that gnome beard
>>28329500
but how are there no likes?
>Had one life
>Born a INFJ
Why are we still here? Justto suffer?Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all stillthere.You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonnamake themgive back our past.
Who keeps creating these shitty personality threads
>INFJ
>bad
The stupid gay horoscope thing literally says that INFJs do not need friends/gf/the acceptance of society at large to be happy. They just need to counsel or help people in some manner in order to reach fulfillment.
Stop being a faggot OP. I am a INFJ and I dont whine like a bitch. Be proud some of the most evilest people in history were INFJ's. So go suck a dick.