>love spicy foods more than anything else
>makes my asshole feel like its been set ablaze every time I shit after eating it
>literally want to cry on the toilet
>can't stop eating spicy food
why is life unfair
>>28331505
No pain no gain anon
"Anal pain makes u stronger!"
-fred neetchie
For what purpose did someone draw this?
Why are the 6 others lamenting? Why is the giant spraying lightning from his ass?
Ask a femanon with a belly full of chocolate milk anything!
>tfw no chocolate milk
Sage for shit thread.
Post chocolate
>>28331328
How often do you mastrubate?
Well fuck me sideways, /r9k/.
>girl recommends book
>i recite my library
>she goes for tolstoy's anna karenina
>nicetaste.jpg
>fast forward a year, book is still with her
>she bumps into me in uni
>gives me her number
>fast forward to today
>she says "call me"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Lol, you learned an important lesson, retard: don't ever let people borrow anything.
Why didn't you invite her yourself?
She could have also just been looking for an excuse to give you her number.
And it isn't like you couldn't still ask her out or something.
Redpill me on therapists. Particularly female therapists. I have a therapist my age and she's really fucking hot and I don't feel comfortable feeling her all my business because she's my age and so hot but I guess I do anyways. What do you guys think of them?
Bumperino alcamino
>>28331137
I had one pretty similar. She wasn't helpful at all. She regurgitated what she learned in class and has no realistic idea of how to apply it.
It depends on your situation. Most therapists are not particularly intelligent or insightful people, they're jackasses with psychology degrees. If you're alone and you desperately need somebody to talk to, I would still probably recommend talking with somebody from here over Skype or something before talking to a therapist just because it's free.
At the same time, if you think you're potentially irrational and want somebody to keep tags on you and make sure you don't lose your grip on sanity, seeing a therapist regularly can be pretty wise. If...
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HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER?
>>28331109
You think we didn't see the flood ?
>it's a namefag
of course it fucking is
>>28332479
That's on the Reddit website. It's just skin to look like 4chan. That's his Reddit name.
>tfw it's no longer Monday
U tryna fite me bruh?
Fucking NIGGER u remind me of a crackheads ass nigger
>>28331079
Thisis an OK feel.
My hair has been thinning out for the past year or two. I finally said fuck it and shaved it. This was really hard for me to do as I've always had a dent in my head I'm self concious about.
How fucked is my head? I feel like shit about it.
Also hair loss general
>JUST thread
Nah thats a pretty normal looking head. Just grow some facial hair and no worries
>>28331015
Was your head used as an ashtray?
Looks fine. I don't get why guys care about baldness.. bald guys are everywhere. It's not weird. What's truly a tragedy is when women go bald..
I have a bigger dick than 99% of you and yet with each passing day life ceases to satisfy me.
>>28330995
that's a nice dick. i'm very jelly desu famalam
People can see you from outside the window!
>>28330995
how big is it? post more pics
who /balding/ here?
once im bald im gonna grow out the hair on the sides and back of my head, pic related
literally doing the same
shave ur head is a meme
even tho i do actually look alright with a skinhead
I'm sure that'll look great.
>>28330992
why not do the comb forward?
Any 40 year old robots here?
wonder how old the oldest poster on here is tbqh
>>28330966
Almost. 39
Being a robot sucks. I hope you're not using that word in a wrong way.
If i was 40 years old and still stuck in the robot phase I would seriously drop all of my shit and go to a monastery, join the monks. 40 years of misguided loneliness surely is enough punishment.
Post pictures of qt couples that you are jealous of.
All whites on 4chan would be so much happier if they were coupled like op.
>>28330884
I am not and I'll never be in a relationship.
It's been so long since I've had a girl hug me like that. Fucking hell I miss that lovey dovey shit.
What's a British Chad called?
>>28330739
Chaddington
>>28330739
A Chad?
They're the same type of people, no need to confuse everything
>inb4 someone says 'a chav', not understanding what a chav is
And Chadders, sometimes Cheddar.
>manager at retailcuck job "jokingly" asking if I'm going to kill everyone, and then "jokingly" asking me to spare him if I do
What did I do to deserve this
Lol well I laughed.
You should have looked him in the eyes with a dead look and said, "not anymore"
You should have said
>No, you'll be the first
>>28330703
I was asked the same early on while I worked at my place of employment
does anybody want to take care of a dysphoric schizophrenic boygirl?
>>28330605
I'd love to if I was in a situation where I could do so.
>>28330605
would be tough but not bad
No, I'd rather give my money to Nigerian scammers.
>tfw no platonic female friend who thinks it's funny to piss in front of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuYWRXvMnYQ
this is disgusting fuck off
>>28330717
>female piss, which is sterile and smells heavenly, is disgusting.
>>28330566
>tfw no girlfriend to drunkenly piss in public with after a night out
life goals tbo senpai