When was the last time you felt extraordinary, Robots?
>>28333294
when I was a kid I thought I could run so fast that I was like a blur to everyone around me.
Turns out I was a chubby, slow, fuck.
>>28333294
When I ran my first half-marathon.
Also, best Pepe of the year.
>>28333294
Obscure as shit pepe.
Would you robots rather have your kids be normies, or be robots.
>>28333207
Would you robots rather have your kids be normal, functioning, helathy people with freinds and a bright future, or be hopeless degenerated autists who are phisically incapable of beeing successfull.
>hmmm let me think
>well
>definetly robots, how else could the enjoy
>/r9k/ depression memes ?
>robot
>having kids
fucking why?
>>28333981
adopting niggers with all the jew money they get from public anti-depression services
Check this shit out niggas:
https://youtu.be/YMng-weC70A
This girl is pretty asf, charismatic as all hell, and is a huge fucking robot. Seriously this girl cries all the time, makes videos on social anxiety (sounds more like phobia desu senpai), self harming, depression, having no friends (literally zero). I mean I didn't even believe her until she started saying some super poignant and relatable shit.
Does this give you hope or discourage you? It makes me think theres no point to even fucking try if a girl like this is constantly unhappy and has no friends. Its easy to hear people say "dude just lift bro" like that will make socializing any easier, obviously it fucking wont.
Idk bros...
My sister is far prettier than that mongrel and used to cut herself, perhaps still does.
not too much social anxiety to get a tattoo above her tits
>giving this whore more attention
>orbiting some ugly ass slut via youtube
wew lad
Can we have a yryl? Starting with this gem
Original comment nr01
What would you do if your fiance did this?
original comment nr02
Today I met the love of my life /r9k
She seemed into me aswell, didn't have any chance to ask for her number, hopefully I'll meet her soon again
I'm going to fuck this up too isn't it?
You already fucked up when you didn't ask for her number.
>>28333091
Gratz Chad
Saged and get off my board
>>28333091
No. She will.
AWALT.
> I admire people who just being themselves
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>28333060
moot and hiro sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G
>>28333086
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes anon in a baby carriage.
Jesus fucking shit she's ugly. And of course she's still gotten plenty of sex. Oh boy I love being a below average male.
Hey anon, were hitting the gym today then were going to party downtown, you can come with us if you let us pound your boipussy
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR LEG?????
why is the long haired manlet stuffing his pants with stuff in the crotch area?
>>28333066
>"Back the fuck off anon, I dont even know why we let you hang out with us. No one even likes you"
I'll start as usual:
>I FUCKING HATE NO ONE PITYING ME AND TELLING ME TO MAN UP BECAUSE I'M NOT A GIRL
>I FUCKING HATE LUCK ALWAYS GOING TO SOMEONE ELSE WHEN I HAVE A SHIT LIFE
> I FUCKING HATE TRAINING AT SOMETHING SO MUCH AND NOT BEING BETTER AT IT THAN SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOESN'T TRAIN AND IS NATURALLY GOOD AT IT
>I FUCKING HATE BEING A WHITE MAN IN TODAY'S SOCIETY
>I FUCKING HATE THE CURRENT EDUCATION...
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I just don't even care right now bruh.
>>28333005
This
I have transcended anger and sadness
>>28332937
nice vents lad. my turn
>I FUCKING HATE FEMINISTS SAYING THERE'S A PATRIARCHY WHEN WE LIVE IN A COMPLETELY GYNOCENTRIC SOCIAL CULTURE
>I FUCKING HATE THAT THE US WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SHILLARY AND TRUMP
>I FUCKING HATE THAT I'M TOO LAZY TO WORK ON MY ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO NOT LIVE LIFE AS A WAGESLAVE
>I FUCKING HATE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE ALPHA TO SATISFY ONE OF THE MOST BASIC...
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I can't stand seeing steamfriends commenting/getting comments from other people while i don't. it makes me feel like a fucking secondary
I know its probably my fault for being boring and uninsteresting, but i can't help it. i fucking hate it. i didnt quit IRL socialization to find the same hypersocializing faggots on the internet.
It gets to the point that i stalk some of my friends and try to make them feel guilty of something , even though it's my fault for being a piece of shit. then they act all surprised like "lol dude dont go weirdo...
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if it makes you feel better OP, i didn't even know you could leave comments and shit for other people on steam
so maybe its just that the things you care about don't matter
>>28332885
ps spend time making yourself worth commenting on
you sound desperate as fuck and it probably comes off in your interactions with others
>>28332885
they do matter.
I'm always thinking if i was better at talking online , people would talk to me.
Chads exist even online , trust me.
What kind of job can a socially inept robot get where you don't have to interact with a lot of people? I tried to learn html at school, but it bored the hell out of me and was hard as balls so I dunno about IT.
>>28332686
Human toilet
>>28332686
Poison taster
>>28332686
Computer repair if you like the hardware side of things
Trips names my new fire Wizard
smithy mcsmith
>>28332636
Octocock, the Fire Mage Who has Seven Cocks that Piss Fire and One Regular Cock
>>28332636
Coldy Von Frostborne
Wear only blue robes with crystal themes. Make ice puns all the time.
>he doesn't rub his asshole on the brink of orgasm
Explain yourself, anon.
Fingering your asshole feels incredibly good while you're cumming, and you don't even have to go deep at all. No penetration required. Sure, you can learn to go really deep and hit the prostate or whatever, but applying a bit of force (not even enough to penetrate) and frantically rubbing against your rectum either in circles or from side to side feels amazing when you're ejaculating.
When you're about to cum, just slide your...
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Who's the girl in the OP?
>>28332622
I disagree.
It's pretty good getting rimmed, for example, but when i'm somewhat close to cum, i prefer to just focus on my dick, specially the head and foreskin, using little to no pressure while fapping.
But you only understand what you like, after a lot of try and error and exploring yourself.
There are people for example, who can cum using a dildo and not touching his cock, everyone has their preferences.
I'm a transfag
I like receiving anal sex but I've never orgasmed from it, or while fingering myself
I used to use dildos for a period of a couple months like 3 years back. They felt good, but cumming while they were inside me kinda didn't. It felt like it was actually preventing me from focusing on the pleasure of the orgasm itself. I did get a bit overzealous tho and get pretty huge dildos. I had to temporarily go off hormones at the time and I was very horny and lonely
Dildos haven't appealed to me since. I feel well, sort of ridiculous...
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What are the benefits to killing yourself? Honestly, I'm considering the options right now.
dont have to deal with anything anymore
>>28332569
people die because after a while pain and suffering can make you go insane.just remember the death is temporary and in the future dead people will be brought back through scientific means and will be made immortal
>>28332569
people kill themselves when they are suffering and cannot get themselves to believe in a way out.
everyone suffers. some of us suffer a lot and some less.
no matter how much you suffer, you can have hope. if you can't manage to find hope, that's when you kill yourself.
if you want to live, look for hope. "I might be able to find love" "I like playing an instrument". ... things like that. Hope is will to live. If you're totally fucked, dying of cancer, friendless,...
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>wake up
>ted cruz has dropped out of the presidential race
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
when i read that my stomach dropped and all the blood rushed out my face
i've been sad since and I even called in sick for work
what should i do lads :( just wanted him to win
>>28332536
Why did you support Cruz? I've never met someone who does.
Are you a radical evangelical Christian living in the midwest? I thought that was his only demographic.
>wanting El Rato the Bible-thumper to win
Trump's gonna win, baby, and we're gonna do it with meme magic.
id tell you to an hero but if you were dumb enough to support el rato you'd probably fuck that up too
OK anon, today, well be planting seeds, wanna help me?
>>28332526
Fuck that shit, I have to go to work.
Only if I can plant my seed.
>>28332526
No, I've got important affairs that need attending