>1996
>cd-rom drive breaks
>have no internet to download driver
>contact company
>they mail me the drivers
>on cd-rom
>>28338594
>2096
>Didgital file corrupts
>My house floods due to global warming
>I die
>All people die
>Just because we didn't invest in alternative energy
What's the lesson we learned today kiddos?
>>28338594
>>28338837
>2196
>holographic operating system breaks
>have no internet connection
>open wormhole to the store and have them fix it
>they teleport it back to my room when it's ready
>only had to pay 10 Earthcoins which were automatically deducted from my bank account
>2296
>spear breaks
>my cave collapses after the third time some supervulcano erupted
>walk to fellow caveman
>have him repair it
>pay hiim with 3 rocks and a cow
>Tfw you're addicted to this website
How much time have you invested in this horrible place?
Those legs, jesus christ, that is making me legitimately nauseous
>>28338579
Been on here since 2008
I missed work once just to shitpost on /pol/ after some terror attack in England.
>>28338579
5 years of being on this site. Don't plan on leaving, unless this board becomes another /b/. Then I'll just go on 8-chan.
Skeletor NEETS/robots, how do you stay skinny? If all you do is sit around all day and then one of the only real pleasures of life you have definite access to is food, how can you avoid being a fat ass? I know certain people lose appetites when they're depressed, is that the case? Do you just not have an appetite?
Fill up on retarded shit like candy and soda
>>28338425
look at those wide hips. He'd make for a good trap.
>>28338425
usually fall a good 300 calories below the recommended daily intake
i also don't like greasy take away foods, eat healthy food
>Finally hit it off with girl on Tinder
>She's 17 and still in Highschool
>I;m 24
Do I continue robots? 16 is age of consent where I live.
>>28338416
If it 's legal who cares. You almost certainly have less life experience than her so the age difference will balance itself out.
>>28338416
It's legal boss slay the p0ssy.
Ser, you must smash.
Well /r9k/? Would you be able to?
Background info http://exhentai.org/g/649227/46ea4a28b0/
Hell yeah I would
>>28338354
Meh, if you've ever eater your own sperm then it's no big thing.
>NTR
fuck off you fucking cuck
I'd stab both of them to death
but if it was my own cum, yes, because that's just love
You can't call yourself a true robot until you join in King Black Chad's Skype group.
>>28338302
I want Antonie to kiss me desu
>>28338302
If it were possible to kill someone with hatred, you'd be dead right now. Stop shitting up our board with your narcissism.
>>28338400
okay bby hit me up
>tfw no qt russian goth gf
What's the point of living?
>>28338186
Here's a Russian girl for you.
>>28338337
Somik is not really my style.
>>28338374
Why not?
Originale.
Is there any way to use Tor on 4chan?
At all?
>>28338184
why not just use 8-chan instead? they support it
Try switching identites until you find a node that works. Probably wont work tbqh.
>>28338184
geee, nobody cares who you are
>wake up
>you are transformed from a beta into the guy on the right
>wat do?
be a beta but really huge
>>28338107
go on an elliot rodger rampage using a melee weapon like a spiked bat or a big wrench
>>28338107
I just have his body right?
I think i'd be quite insecure still,I wouldnt really know what to do.
I'd still feel depressed you know.
Post examples, lets keep it clean boys.
Not homo enough?
>>28338046
>>28338111
ill you myself than.
>>28338046
>>28338111
>>28338168
im ok senpai thx
hey anon how many of times have you masturbated in one day be honest my was 5
>pic unrelated
I have edged for 14 hours and given myself prostatitis.
I didn't even do it for any reason. I just couldn't find any good porn so I kept looking for 14 straight hours.
>>28338024
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If you mean the most times I've ever done it one day, like 10-15.
Today, none so far but I'll go for 2 rounds later as usual.
2
id feel worthless if i went for 3
trying to quit the habit now
Who is the smart guy on r9k right now?
Who knows?
origami
>>28338008
professionally normie with a moral superiority complex reporting in
>>28338008
the one who left
When did you lose hope, /r9k/?
>>28337821
I didn't family I Keep Hope Alive.
Those eyes are stunning. I wonder what she looks like fresh out of the shower.
when i was not getting any match on tinder for over couple weeks
>shit am i that fucking ugly?
>>28337943
Might be your area. I checked tinder in my hometown and it was a graveyard of single moms. It was depressing.
How does it feel that Down Syndrome people are getting more pussy then you anon.
>>28337775
Down syndrom can't give birth
>>28337775
She's not bad, would smash
>>28337775
that babby looks normal tho, self aware that both of its parents are both tards
Anon, why are you so afraid of a strong, independent woman?
>>28337732
I'm not, first because I never really saw a independent woman and second because I think woman in general are afraid of me...really if I walk behind one they always look at me and walk faster...that's what happens when you are not white
>>28337854
Iktfb.
It hurts too because I try to live my life by pacifist principles but I have a very stern face so I end up mischaracterized.
Independent women often times took many colored dicks.