How many points can you get senpai?
http://img.sythe.org/dat-boi/
287 points dat boi@@@
not even one points dat boi?
lmao wtf is this?
>Can't get past 9 points I suck.
>>28346793
Got 178 dat-boi points dat boi
>squeeze breast idly
>something comes out
>>28346755
Yeah, I get chest pimples too. Shit sucks.
>>28346755
you're disgusting and that's disgusting
>>28346755
This is important: did you taste it?
What's the most diarrhea-inducing food you know of?
>>28346714
Trust me it's a fucking nightmare
>>28346714
yo momma's pussy niqqa
>>28346714
Well I get oil leakage every day so pretty much anything I eat. All takeaways.
I know that you're sleeping with him.
And that's okay because we are not dating anymore.
I just wish you still wanted to be my friend.
We had so many good memories together.
What am i supposed to do with all these good memories that were supposed to make us close together? Have you forgotten about them?
Love you always and forever.
Deciding to try and be friends with you is the only thing I regret in my life.
That almost made me cry.
I'm not sure, maybe I miss you and I'm sorry and I wish we were together, or something like that. Damn life sucks.
>Being a cuck
Why? I miss my ex too, but I wouldn't want to hang on like that. It's painful and pathetic.
are girl's butts soft? do they smell good? Im a virgin needless to say
>>28346580
They're like shit scented sandpaper
Oh yes oh yes they are so very much. My gf is half Asian/half white, and has a, not only nicely sized butt, but because of Asian genes it is ridiculously soft and squishy, like no resistance at all when squeezing. And no bad smells either, it's all nice. Thank you God.
>>28346580
They're like bags of sand
EXHALE EXHALE EXXXXHALLLEE
>>28346543
oh this thread again..
i feel bad for you
you're always posting these threads and they never really seem to take off
have a (you)
>>28346543
hey man, how ya doin?
>>28346581
Come play my game, I'll test ya roach.
with all this science we have why is there no science to make a dick bigger?
or stop balding??
or fix wrinkles effectively??
like for gods sake
>>28346506
science can make dicks hard well into softie age
because rich old men are worth far more than you
science has decided they get to bone and you don't
>>28346506
http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/somebody-should-do-something-about-all-the-problem-11018
This is you.
>>28346506
Penis extenders supposedly are the only clinical way to extend your dick without surgery but I have heard it can cause erectile dysfunction
>start uni this year
>have severe social anxiety and other things
>freak out walking into class every single day
>but keep doing it
>2 weeks ago
>lecturers pull me aside, ask me if I'm ok
>ask me why I'm not participating with the class
>ask me why I'm so anxious
>haven't been...
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Go to your doctor anon you need help fast
>start uni this year
>look about 35 at 19
>also look like a skinhead because I'm balding
>I have been called out on the street for this
>had to yell back at them "NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF" over and over till they fucked off
>people cross the road to avoid me
>no one wants to talk to me
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>>28346470
anon, I am going through pretty much the same thing, we will get through this soon enough...
>have to go to essay review for class
>teacher literally thinks I am mentally disabled or something
>I always turn in everything in the class late, turned in this essay a week late
>in essay review she basically tells me its shit
>i dont care, i literally have...
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someone stole some vidya of mine how do I cope?
Steal it back
Get h3h3productions on the case
>>28346474
but I dont know who did it
Does anyone else save jam jars and use them as cups?
I'm gonna buy jam anyway so I might as well save money on cups while I'm at it
Best thread of the day
jam cups are aesthetic
I use mason jars for everything. There are lids avalable. Funnels. All kinds of shit
So I'm just sitting here wondering how I'm going to fuck this up. I'm 21 years old and a virgin, kissed one fat chick just to say that I've done it. I've been snapchattiing and texting this girl from my highschool everyday for like 4 months. She's a solid 6.5/10, and often flirts with me and talks about sexual things. Problem is, she's in college in Florida while I'm at Penn State. She said she's coming to see me as soon as she gets home from college.. What can I do to not completely blow this for once?
>>28346381
>from my highschool
you need to be 18 to use this website, kid
>>28346381
R A R E
A
R
E A R E
>>28346399
Yeah because people aren't still from your highschool after you graduate apparently
>fapped to myself again
this can't be healthy
Are you hot? Were you crossdressing at the time?
Anyway, I was always jealous of gay and bi people cause they could fap to themselves and make porn of themselves doing whatever their fetish is.
>>28346334
I've only ever done this on rare occasions
there have been times where I look over dick pics/vids I send and it gets me horny knowing someone else is jacking off to them so I start jerking off to it too, idk why.
>>28346349
I consider myself pretty attractive, hence why I'm able to do it. I actually have a couple lewd videos of myself that I've fapped to before.
>cause they could fap to themselves and make porn of themselves doing whatever their fetish is.
I do this, but just be aware it isn't normal for even gays to do this.
>Another day of achieving nothing
>another year achieving nothing
Any wagecucks on holiday atm? What are you planning on doing with your freetime?
I might go for a walk after breakfest
>>28346265
speak for yourself! I changed the tail light in my car and, uh.... shit, i guess that's it.
I have my driver's test scheduled for tomorrow. I'm a 20 year old antisocial and anxiety ridden loser. I'm your typical fat piece of shit 4chan user. I'm tired of living this way and being able to finally get myself around is a huge step forward. Anyone else here get their license late? Any tips?
In conclusion no
Good luck man. I failed my first test, and I haven't taken it since, but I really should. I goofed by going too fast in a playground zone, and turning when a guy was fucking crossing. Also make sure your shoulder checks are really obvious, as in exaggerate the motion a bit so the supervisor can see that you're shoulder checking, cuz my instructor noticed that my shoulder checks while they are there they were not obvious
>>28346229
>Anyone else here get their license late? Any tips?
I used to be like you, ~19 and still no license, legitimately could not see myself driving and posting the same thing on here. I did it. It's not that hard, just practice and get used to it. 21 now and drive with no problems.
If say you do fail, get something small and manueverable to rent like a Nissan Versa, it's what I did and parking inbetween cars was a breeze.
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>my mfw when i just turned 18
>my mfw when ive been posting since i was 12
You sure tricked us OP.
Well done.
lolz, you got me
*holds up spork*
>my mfw I just turned 24 six months ago
>my mfw I've been posting since I was 15