>Go to a strp club with Chad friend
>We get super drunk
>Strippers are walking up to us, I ask one of them how much for a lapdance
>She tells me she doesn't want to dance with me, but she'll give a lapdance to my friend
I hate my life. Honestly I wish I could just get cancer and die. Being ugly is the worst thing that can possibly happen to you and not being Chad is the second worst.
never go out with chad, hes using you to look better
similar to chicks with ugly female friends
>>28348169
yeah then he blames you because he failed to get the bartender's number.
chad is a fucking FAGGOT
>Go to strip club alone because I have no friends
>Be average looking, but have money
>Average looking stripper with HUGE natural tits sits next to me and starts talking
>Buy her a drink and go for a dance
>Play with her tits and suck her nipples for hours
>Leave 4 hours and 1300 dollarydoos later
>Get in a cab and ask driver to take me to nearest brothelComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I need some tips /r9k/
I am told time and time again that women find confidence attractive, so I am going to attempt to be more confident in day to day life.
But I am naturally not a confident person by nature, I am quite timid and shy (it's not really insecurities, just a quiet person by nature) and basically I will just be faking confidence the whole time. What happens after I attract a woman? Do I have to keep up the facade my whole life? Or will she like me no matter my confidence level AFTER I get her interested?
I am pretty confused about the...
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>>28348058
The one thing you gotta remember, anon, the one thing is to just be yourself! :)
>>28348058
Confidence means not apologizing for who you are or what you say
>>28348058
Just say what you feel, and social repercussions be damned. That's confidence, lads.
I don't want this to turn into a personal blog, so I'll keep it to a paragraph.
The other day I posted that I was sick of being a robot, and decided to try to become chad, progress is going well I'm following 200situp guide and working out more in general am going to make tea for my family tonight (an Italian platter). I plan to post a before and after pic at the end of every 7 days (next tuesday night/ wednesday morning) any guides out there about how to be less beta/ more alpha or confidence building in general?
ORIGINALITY POSTING MOTHERFUCKER
PIC RELATED
You should start a martial art like boxing or kick-boxing. It's good for fitness and confidence building. If you still young enough you could get to compete in a few years, even if you don't do well, being able to compete in amateur tournaments is a feat that will make people around you respect you more. I've made lots of friends thanks to that and girls like to know that you can protect them. It also adds something to your hobbies list which is better than saying you do sit ups at home.
There's plenty of other things you could do I guess but that's...
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being chad have very little to do with situps
an attractive body is 1 thing amongst the many you need to be
Tell me about your family /r9k/
Tell me about your immediate family and what they're like.
>Mother is I guess a typical /r9k/ mother. Over protected me when I was little and wouldn't allow me to play with others then later on in life asks why I have no friends. She's also the type to whine that nobody in the house does anything to help her but when you offer to help she says no, she'll do it herself.
>Father isn't around anymore. I know he isn't dead at least.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>my mother's great. she works a lot in a shitty job and has a shit alcoholic bf, but she has angelic patience and is pretty cool all-around. our relationship is decent
>father is kill since i was 3yo or so
>no siblings
>i have 2 bro uncles which are into vidya and IT, so we can always have a chat when they're around. one lives with us and one has a fiancee, moved out with her.
>grandmother works as...
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>>28347981
>Mother nearly perfect except she falls for shit men
>Father killed by my mother in self defense when I was 10
>Alcoholic step father who handed out regular beatings
>Four brothers (I'm the oldest):
>Second oldest is a meth addict and soon to be in prison
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>dad comes from a village, was very, VERY strict to me when I was growing up, and even today sometimes when I visit he is an asshole. I just want to cut my ties with my family just because of him.
>mother is cool, doesn't really give a fuck about anything. Plays Facebook games a lot.
>younger brother is on his way to become a dumb fuck. Terrible grades and not studying at all. For some reason parents scold him for a bit but nothing major, unlike they did to me...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>feel tfwnogf
>think to myself that I should, and even possibly could do something about it
>remember all the failure
>feel tfwnogf
>and also resignation
>make thread
>zero replies
This is what true loneliness feels like.
>have tfwnogf
>realized ive only asked out maybe 3 girls over the past 5 years
>decide to make more of an effort
>puss out before even talking to any girls every time
>have tfwnogf
>>28348648
I naively tried online dating a few years ago. The first time I tried I sent out over a hundred messages and never got a reply. And it wasn't a mass copy/paste message, it was an actual attempt; so asking questions, "hey you like X, have you ever Y?" etc. So I dejectedly deleted the account.
About a year later, I tried again. Tried taking a better photo, got advice on my profile. Sent out close to another hundred messages, again, not a stock/generic "hi/sup/etc." Made sure to only...
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What is left to NEET life once you've burned though all the good anime and video games and masturbated so much you feel nothing when you cum anymore?
death
suicide
Going out, discover the real world.
>>28347890
Learn Japanese and read the good manga.
Don't be late for Mr Shekelz, obedient wagecuck.
>>28347878
Yeah fuck those faggots that have to work 9-5
I work 11-5 hahahaha
KILL ME.
>>28347878
That picture is just awesome.
>>28347878
Everytime someone on Facebook talks about how slow bicycle rider are, I am going to post this :>
Would you fuck a Neanderthal if they still existed?
>moon face
>huge nose
>no chin
they're even uglier than i am
>>28347803
>tfw no neanderthal qt gf
>>28347803
Why wouldn't I?
I'd take a Neanderthal wife in a heartbeat, communicating with her would be weird since they spoke differently than we do but we'll get by with grunts and gestures.
aka Attention Whoring General
>why do/did you self harm
>How do/did you do it?
>Do you have a fetish for blood or cuts?
>something something question
>are you fucking retarded?
You're not deep or meaningful, you just dragged a razor over your skin to draw blood and blah blah something blah
Someone post pics of your self harm
dude I self harmed for literally no reason, like I got this knife and wanted to test if it was blunt or not and now I have this semi faded scar on my wrist but it's noticeable still
how can I conceal it
>tfw you'll never be the cool and mysterious self harming guy
>tfw you're not the guy females want to save
>tfw you're just some ugly fucking manlet mutilating yourself until you inevitably commit suicide
I need a vent before I hurt someone else or myself.
Tell me it's okay.
>>28347719
How ya doin?
>>28347719
Do it pussy. Life's meaningless anyways.
Listen to the voices terrence.
/R9K/, real talk, should I get a trachea shave?
Also does anyone here plan on surgery?
just the idea of the trachea shave makes me sqeamish, especially when you rub your fingers over it.
>>28347663
>>28347677
The fyukc is a trachea shave
Ur hot
Send nudes
A video game addict burned himself to death after being 'tipped over the edge' when his father told him to stop playing and get more sleep.
Online games fan Hsueh Jun-Chen, 22, had been in his room at his family home in the town of Fenyuan in western Taiwan when father Liu, 48, knocked on his door and told him to go to sleep.
The two then exchanged heated words and the father told his son he was fed up with his gaming and wanted him to stop.
But the next day he realised Hsueh was missing and when he went outside to look for him, he found the boy's...
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This shit only happens in China. So I'm not surprised at all.
It's always the asians doing this shit. They gotta take everthing to the extreme.
>tfw this could be you
sdfss
>tfw no dullahan bf
>tfw no aleatoric gf
>tfw no oporopolist gf
>tfw no romantic gf
Hey r9k my mom went though my room and found my LCBO bag. Keep in mind the family is muslim and alcohol is haram. She's asleep rn cus it's 5 in the morning and I just came back from work around 4. Very surprised she didn't find my kush tho. It's ridiculously dank and even my sister said that my room smells really bad. It's way too potent I guess, I got it off a guy who said it's medical grade shit.
When I took just a bowl of it that I shared with a friend, I was beyond fucoed and was high for a coupleasure hours at work too.
Anyway,...
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>>28347610
pull ur pants down and show her your asshole
Tell her to shut the fuck up
Tell her you want to renounce Islam, because in the glorious West they allow you to take drugs and get fucked up instead of being a sober, non-pork eating fucking terrorist cunt
>>28347610
move to a country where you won't be honor killed/executed for not being an obedient religious sheep
>tfw Tulpa is starting to hurt me
she doesn't even sleep next to me like she used too. She just stands at the end of the bed and stares at me. She sometimes wakes me up with this weird grunt/moaning sound. And she's begun leaving scratch marks on me.
This morning, as I was peeing, she just randomly bit me on the arm and drew blood. She shrugged it off and then walked away.
Guys, I'm getting scared. How do I make her go away.
>>28347561
>scratch marks
>randomly bit me on the arm and drew blood
Tulpas don't work that way, bro.
>>28347669
then whats been following me around for the last couple weeks?
Please, how do I make it go away?
>>28347712
>then whats been following me around for the last couple weeks?
maybe its not a tulpa but a dog?