>make mother breakfast in bed for mother's day and buy her expensive shit for her birthday
>never forget to give her at least a gift card
>she got pissed off earlier this year because I didn't get her something for valentines day
>the holiday is meant for your gf, not your mommy
>just discussed it with her and she for whatever reason she thinks its for everyone
>tells me I didn't...
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>>28353125
Oh shit, I REALLY want to fuck that centipede!
>>28353143
i know right?
its fucking adorable
buzzkill:they can only reproduce by ingesting semen and have no holes to fuck
>>28353228
I'd just rub my shaft on his body until i came
Nobody has ever found me physically attractive
Nobody will ever find me physically attractive
Give me one good reason not to mutilate my face.
I just want to get a razor and slice down my face then across it. I've wanted to for so long.
No one gives a shit bro
Knock yourself out
>I just want to get a razor and slice down my face then across it. I've wanted to for so long.
Do it.
>tfw you see a qt approaching a Chad in public
>tfw you see the focus in her eyes and she talks to someone she is attracted to
Why. Why can't that be me? Why was I born inferior?
Browsing this board
nothing but cancer everywhere you look
Christine tu n'es qu'une punk a chien
Dont all robots have autism? Isnt that why they are robots?
Why else would they be robots? really explain.
tfw know cute interracial relationship to make video montages about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-IaN737e9k
>>28353008
this is exactly what I imagine having a qt black gf is like, being laid back and not giving a fuck 24/7
senpai, i feel u
deep down
get yoself a hoe lyk shaniqueaa
>Open your mouth wide,The universal sigh,And while the ocean blooms,It's what keeps me alive
>>28352977
>Have yourself a good time, it's nothing at all
>>28352977
Andy Warhol was a hack.
Bloom is an underrated song tbqh
>tfw found out my oneitis fucked a nigger and bragged in front of her friends
another one bites the dust
heh
So what you're saying is you would have been okay with it if she fucked a white guy and bragged about it in front of her friends?
>>28352925
id still consider her human
>>28352954
That is one sick burn, bro.
Do you ever just "travel" around on Google Maps and start wondering about all the people who live in the houses you see?
It always reminds me that while I'm here doing nothing everywhere in the world something's happening, someone's living his/her life without even knowing I'm wondering about them.
It's all rather trippy if you think about it
>>28352897
>that comfy as fuck bar probably full of regulars
>>28352897
I do "map walks" around remote and country areas and imagine having a cottage in those places or something where I am just left to my own devices
I built a big part of my alter ego out of Google Earth, placing marks on his fictional friend's and gf's houses, where he worked and so on.
I even drove around with my car to make photos of those places.
>tfw the only time I ever "travel" is in Google Earth
Why it's so hot when women suck your dick while they're on the phone of their husband/boyfriend?
Bonus point if muslim.
Had it happen while banging a girl, told me not to stop and talked with him for a bit and said she'd call him back. Afterward had a conversation with him with my cum inside her.
>>28352876
Damn hot, she wasn't on birth control I hope.
>>28353000
She was looking to get a kid out of the affair, so no.
it's 2016, why are you still not team crispy???
literally who.
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>>28352852
newfag
But seriously is it too much to ask for just a hug from her? Maybe just 30 sec of unbroken eye contact. Why do I have to live where the qts don't?
>>28352982
>newfag
Kek you(and like two other people) started shilling her the last couple of months.
Who else is failing their finals here?
>Tfw already failed two
>>28352761
>failing calc I with a 67%
>can pass if I get above an 85% or above on the final
shit, this is intense
I've failed them. Who cares, I'll just redo them next semester desu.
I feel ya man. I've failed all of them too.
>mfw the tests are too hard and passing should be a human right
>all the money in the world and im still a beta lonely fuck
Get a few hookers you idiot.
I wish i had a bunch of prostitutes instead of some gf
Can i have some mony
>>28352735
No, i would be doing you a disservice and i care about my fellow robots
>islam is bad because it oppresses women
Men oppress woman.
And woman repress themselves.
>>28352689
It is bad because of that. Also because it oppresses non-muslims. What are you trying to say?
>>28352689
Are you trying to argue that pic related is oppression? Betas do it to themselves, they allow themselves to be pushed around because they're too fucking retarded and pathetic to understand how women actually view them. Luckily most of us grew out of that phase sometime around highschool.
Anyone here been committed to a mental institution? I've talked to 3 pyshicatrists who all reccomend it, but I'm not so sure. Would anyone like to share their experience?
>>28352376
I've been in once before and felt that is was a colossal waste of time and not worth the it at all. Going to a psychiatrist or therapist is a much better solution.
>>28352376
I was in a hospital mental ward for a few weeks when I was like 10, it was awful.
>>28352418
Why were you there? what was it like?
They want me to go because im suicidal and impulsive.
Oh thanks anon! I really need to pee. Can you make sure nobody is looking?
>>28352368
Girls vaginas look so gross, wtf
>>28352368
Ya im looking
>>28352392
damn nigga your fuckin gay
>tfw procrastinating so hard that its painful
>still can't stop
wtf is wrong with me
lack of discipline and direction in life
>>28352341
if you don't want to do the work, don't do the work. listen to your gut
>>28352341
I feel you. Make a schedule and write everything down you are going to do in a day. Fill it with things to do, and follow it through. This helps a lot.