How do you faggots even jack off to pic related, much less actually have sex in this position (for you cyborgs and normies)? Doesn't this hurt your dick?
I fucking love that position in a car seat.
Especially if i grab her by the sides and control her bounces up and down.
i don't really like sex except for oral at all but this position and prone bone feel alright.
this one is dangerous though because if she fucks up she can bend your penis and it is very painful
desu senpai my dick can barely even do doggy style without painfully bending it. It erects too much vertically
would you risk your life to save Stacey if a school shooter was about to kill her?
>>28357293
Almost no one is worth risking your life for because you know they wouldn't do it for you
>>28357389
What about someone who you know would contribute much more to society than you know you ever would?
>>28357421
>28357421
by saving them you yourself have contributed much more than they ever would
Would you rather?
>Have your oneitis become the star of an anime series that you could make into your waifu and be able to buy figures, dakis and onaholes based on her
>Have a tulpa of your oneitis without having to put any effort into creating her
Pic related, Tomoko fanart that looks strikingly similar to my oneitis IRL
>>28357178
Post the full
>>28357178
Tulpa. If they have an anime then tons of people will spill their seed for her.
>>28357302
You aren't missing much, it's not lewd
Why do I have yellow fever, robots?
Probably because we don't have enough exposure to Asians to realize they are just like everyone else. The easiest cure would probably to go to China but I'm too poor and spergy to do that.
>>28357290
It wouldn't make them any less beautiful.
>>28357304
It depends if you really find them beautiful or it's just the novelty of exoticism you're dick is talking about..
give me on good fucking reason why I shouldn't kill myself right now
life is just a break from not existing, do you really want to go back to that already?
>>28357104
Netoge is still airing.
Trump got the nomination.
>use howhot.io
>consistently get hot and stunning
>KHHV
WHAT THE FUCK
Post your face and we will tell you if the app is wrong or not.
>>28357081
no because it's against the rules and I'll get banned
:^)
The app is autistic.
My face rates higher than this one.
>know girl
>pretty hot 8/10
>we are pretty good friends
>says i'm attractive
>she keeps flirting with me
>about to tell her how i feel on facebook
>pussy out half way through
why am i this pathetic?
>tell her how you feel on facebook
in person anon, do it in person
>>28357072
soon i will muster up the courage, anon, soon
>>28357042
Go get drunk with her and try to touch her/kiss her. If you have sex with her several times she will eventually rationalize it by calling you her boyfriend because "there's no way she would be a slut right?"
I did it. It worked. We've been dating for 3 months.
Post songs that give you comfy, depressing, eerie, lonelyness, voidness, cheer you up, despair, hope, etc.. feels
I'll start with a top comfy song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-kmmwu14ws
FUCK missed the title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXry1gDLmGw
>>28357016
>implying anyone pays attention to titles
>>28357002
what the fuck is that a piano playing this is some muzak elevator bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uvwGmRf5M8
Mexican Congresswoman Wants to Ban Internet Memes
>http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/05/mexican-congresswoman-wants-ban-memes/
Women hate muslim but they are worst. So many thing are censored by her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiFdydZOK1Y
Good. This new Facebook "le dank meme" thing is fucking retarded and the least funny thing I've ever seen in my life.
Worse still, 90% of 4chan users now go along with it, whereas 5 years ago people would have shunned this normie shit.
The word "meme" used to describe in-jokes that were actually somewhat amusing. Now it just means literally any picture with text on it.
>>28357020
Honestly you are right
How do pronononce meme?
What makes you think YOU can LOOK at me?!
There's no law against me looking at your butt m'lady.
>>28356970
What makes YOU think YOU can DECIDE what I look at, bitch.
>>28356970
>watches gif for 2 minutes
j-j-just trying to see where it l-l-lo-oops
>Looks like the spider caught himself a fly...
>Anon, why don't you 'introduce yourself' to our guest?
>>28356946
*theme to deliverance*
inb4 fat out of shape robot claims to be able to wiggle out of the knots or simply go hulk mode and break though them.
>>28357400
>Implying anyone wud want to escape
>free Phone when you switch to Boost Mobile
>dont have phone service
>buy $12 flip phone and $15 verizon card
>switch service
>get smartphone
>return the flip phone
>tfw I just bought a smartphone for $15
any android phone is shit so who cares
>>28356900
Isn't there contracts and stuff attached to the phone when you get it? Or is the smartphone free with no strings attached?
No strings. No contract.
is adhd a valid excuse to get on the Neetbux?I have medical documents that at least proves im unable to concentrate when doing stuff
>autism acceptance uses rainbow colours
>gay pride uses rainbow colours
Coincidence?
>>28356924
That's not very accepting of you, faggot.
>>28356862
You will just be given adderall or ritalin to use at your leisure.
Do you think life would be easier for you if you were more attractive? Or is something else holding you back?
I think my life would be easier. I don't leave the house because of my ugliness
>Would life be easier if life was easier?
what kind of dumb question is this. Yes, changing the circumstances to be easier would make life easier.
>>28356832
barely. Girls approach me based on my looks as is, it is the autism and adhd that holds me back.
>>28356832
I have Asperger's but I'm pretty handsome so my quirkiness mostly didn't come off as creepy.
However after realising I genuinely am an autist my life has gone down the drain.
Anybody else think a girl could beat them up?
I'm really weak.
>>28356809
I really want a chick to beat me up (and off)
Maybe spit in my mouth alittle bit too...
I want to fight a wrestle a girl in a lewd manner.
Ever been beat in arm wrestling by a girl? I have.