>tfw got a gf
>have even came inside her at the right time of the cycle
>we were best friends before
>she's a qt /pol/tier racist like me
Lmao, fucking virgins. I lost mine before turning 22. I don't belong in this hellhole anymore. She's begging me to have her come over and have me inside her tomorrow night. :^)
>>28367819
Someone actually thought this was worth posting
>>28367856
Go masturbate to the grill you'll never have. :'^)
>>28367819
what a fantastic fucking story man
No please, tell us all your bullshit fucking fairy tale again?
Fucking normies I swear.
Lmao, Any y'all kno dis feel?
Anyone have this image without the ghetto meme attached?
>>28367798
Grr you must be pol how dare you disrespect the ingenious, compex and hysterical "when" meme
>>28367765
ahhahaha senpai i luv does DANK memes and that stupid toad dude
i just got banned from omegle for nothing
i wasn't a creep, i was chill as fuck and suddenly got banned, how do i fix this shit?
bumperinoriginalo
come on guys original
>>28367739
banned from /tv/ as usual. That's the only reason I'm here
My roommate is an autist loser who does nothing but sit and watch youtube videos all day (ALL day, and nothing else, NEVER works out or does exercise. No hobbies, no nothing) yet because of some stupid chance he has a 10/10 perfect body and is 6'3", and literally every single girl wants his dick
Of course he's an actual autist and is the single most clueless person I know when it comes to sex and relationships, so he remains kv. But the SECOND he actually became interested he'd have a harem of asses bending over solely based on his looks
Reminder...
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>Implying you're any different.
Attraction is mostly physical mate. They stay with you because of who you are, but at first glance anyone will mostly be interested in you because they find you attractive some way or the other.
>>28367656
I know at least 5 girls who know of his hobbies and non-existent personality and they would still date/bang him any time. Two of them even said so themselves.
We are all the same when it comes to first impressions, yes, but these girls would marry him even after they've spent a month with him watching youtube.
>>28367724
Marry him? I thought you said that they wanted to bang him? What's wrong with wanting to bang someone you find attractive? Don't you wish the same whenever you see hot girls?
who /noeat/ here?
>fasted for 5 days so far
>feeling youthful and healthy again
>don't even feel hungry anymore
Might take it to 7 days and have something to eat, then start again
>>28367554
I usually eat every other day. It's weird how the hunger comes in waves, and after not eating for a few hours after being hungry the hunger just stops
Who /intermittent fasting/ here?
>>28367671
Takes about a day for me, I just push on through and then the next day it ends
Too bad I regularly fuck up by getting drunk once in a while and chowing down like 2 large pizzas and half a cake
>beth
>lauren
>marcia
>>28367274
>rose
>Maria (only applies to non Hispanics)
>>28367274
Amanda.
Stacy (ironically)
>Elise
>Heather
>Charlotte
Post what you had for dinner. Judge the person above you
>spaghetti in tomato basil sauce
>>28367224
My girlfriend's shit
>>28367288
>girlfriend
normie
get
OUT
REEEEEEEEE
>>28367224
Sounds pretty good, I hope it's was mom's.
>rice with pork and tuna/egg casserole
Do you believe in God?
>>28367204
I used to.
I thought I wanted to be a minister. I was very, very wrong.
Sure. It's more like God doesn't believe in me.
No, and I hate religion.
I don't find the world meaningless though.
Who is she /r9k/?
What did she mean by this?
i feel bad for the fat one. she's a true female robot who just wants her NEETbux, tendies, and has autism and doesn't understand society. that girl on the right is stacey.
>>28367181
>>28367327
Left: Not a fembot. Tumblrbot.
Right: Stacy.
>>28367327
She has tumblr autism. It's different.
This average sloot thinks she's so special when I literally have just been spamming the same message to everyone just to find someone to talk to out of boredom. But I deleted pof, okc, and tinder after hearing this.
Thought I was somewhat handsome, I mean I got a qt to make out and cuddle with me from tinder..
And no you can't see me because you fucking robots are more ruthless than women.
This just confirms that you should consider suicide now.
>>28367096
>This average sloot thinks she's so special
she politely rejected you, sorry your ego got hurt but it's not her fault
>I don't want to get your hopes up because i think you a re ugly as fuck
>Let's be friends though k
wew lad
My stomach is empty and I have nothing to eat for the next 11 hours.
Why not senpai?
originality
>>28367063
Do you have a decent layer of fat on you? I don't want your muscles being nomed op
>>28367102
I tore my tongue's frenulum so I can't safely chew food and my sister didn't get me any soft food like I asked her to!
>>28367126
I was meaning to lose some muscle anyway.
>women fight tooth and nail for just a drop of Chad semen in their holes
>your semen is less than worthless, you'd have to pay someone to accept it
>body still ranks semen production as a high priority task
I wish there was a way your brain could realize it can't get a gf so it stops pressuring you to breed
If you just keep at it, probably at some point within the next few years you will get a girlfriend unless you have literally NOTHING going for you.
If you're a kind person, you have something going for you.
If you're handsome, you have something going for you.
If you can play the guitar, you have something going for you.
If you know a lot of languages, you have something going for you.
I have seen guys who were pretty close to 300 pounds with gfs.
I've seen 5 foot tall guys with gfs.
I've seen shut-in NEETs...
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just eat your own semen bro
Karamatsu?
>tfw chad steals your oneitis right out from under your nose the ONE fucking time you and her go to a party
>>28366910
chad is a fag and he'll get bored of her in a week.
>>28366927
Then it's on to chad #2
>>28366910
>Having oneitis
You lost before the game started.
Who /trader here?
Make half my money from trading, half from wagecucking
>>28366877
I listen to pic related. I have most of the episodes on my ipod. Very comfy even though I hardly understand any of it. Trading is so fucking confusing to me. It all just feel like random betting to me. Ive never done it before either but would like to.
>>28367300
It's random betting with new companies, penny stcoks, etc, but not blue chip stocks
>>28367393
Tim Sykes would say otherwise on penny stocks since he specializes in shorting bad companies.
Also go into more detail on blue chip stock trends. What makes that one sector different from the rest like commodities or currency?
Anyone else drunk right now? Anyone wanna have some drunk cam shenanigans? Gimme your Skype ayy
>>28366801
I'm drunk but I won't give you a skype for shenanigans so fuck off, m8
>>28367891
Why not breh? Just lookin for some banter
>>28368038
That's what Omegle is for.
blox